Chuck Norris is client #1, of course.
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Some time ago, I was sparring with Chuck Norris and punched his chest hairs clean off. He told me to “cut it out”. So I laughed and spit on him.
He has not troubled me since.
If you have other “top ten” clients that need “humbling”, let me know.
Chuck Norris visited AlphaDawg, briefly, when MOS was approaching $120.
Alphadawg is now — to close friends and relatives — known as “OmegaCur”, and MOS?
Well…..
I rocked it today with my front month FSLR puts.
We’re talkin about some sweet cabbage.
Jake recently returned from FL with an “Angelo tan”.
Nice going, Jake.
I was client number 14. But then I found out how much it cost.
… did u see his tab? It was like $2600 if I read the report right (dangit, I was bored)
Fly, if you removed my ‘prostitution should be legal’ post, you’re a hairless pussy.
On second thought, neveryousmind .. I am honored to have posts deleted.
So, thanksyou.
Its official … No Recession for the USofA !!
hip hip hoorah
I got some beachfront property for sale, anyone interested?
Free money for everybody. Grab your crappy assets and trade ’em in for fresh dollars. All around the world. yaaaaaa hooooooo. I’m taking my 20 year old car and getting new freshly printed dollars.
Eliot Spitzer looks like Bill Cowher with his fucking mustache punched off.
WOW! i’m glad i sold all my SKF and FXP yesterday. premarket is looking ridiculous
Nice Gunners.
I got long 2 days early. I have never been up so much Pre-Market, I’m almost shakin :/
While, I’m slightly nettled about my Skiffles (just an opp to buy more, methinks), I’m sure glad I didn’t sell any of my Yukon Cornelius with this kind of bullshit going on.
I see no reason to stop the Tresaury notes exchange at AAA rated mortgages. I see old car deeds, Wendy’s gift certificates, new Iraqi Dinars as the next wave of good collateral, as the bearded one continues on his wanton path.
btw.. the Swiss cheese hole punchers at Credit Suisse just upgraded Lulu. Maybe they like exercising in unisex leotards before their strategy meetings – they surea s fuck are not good at investing. Nevertheless, Lulu shorts are doubly fucked here, so take your money and let us see the bounce.
Cubs, don’t stay long, long.
Bank Prez’dent: Ah gots 17 2-for-$1 Frosty coupons.
Bernake: Good for $1 million, pay me back when you can.
I’m trading in my $1 billion in accumulated future hooker credits for some cash. I’ll need it to pay for my criminal lawyers and divorce lawyers. Sheees, thank you ben bernake, thank you Fed.
Uncle Ben is finally putting his Princeton education to good use and looks like the monetizing of some of the mortgages will “unfreeze” the lending arena. The central bank coordination to this extent is the largest I recall since the mid-90s. Dollar should go up,oil and gold should start to head down, and equities up.
Client #9- You are a very bad bad boy.
Where is Chucky Schumer?
Yeah Jake, my plan was to play the bounce in the financials. After this rally I will be saying fuck it and staying in Cash for a while.
I got long a painful 1/2 day early … Bailed out by our socialist/commie government of bailouts! What a great country!
Now I can flip all those buys for a gain.
Phew!
Juice:
I didn’t touch your whore loving post. Must’ve been the author.
WB – Up over 10%. Never remember seeing something like that except in turnaround Tuesday 10/20/87.
Jones Soda at $3.00? Good call Cramer.
I have never loved a whore with my post in my life!
That said, I have met more whores who were better company than those legal whores who marry for money.