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Quick Alert: Too Busy Watching Clemens

“The Fly” has taken the day off, in order to watch a baseball player lie about not taking steroids. Good stuff.

As for the markets: Tech looks damn good. I expect this short squeeze will continue, since the sellers were unable to bring the market lower this morning.

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19 comments

  1. Danny

    One more point from yesterday…
    fuck the police.

    the commercial for the video is lindsey from wallstrip, hah

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  2. Juice

    No one is selling stock, hence the melt-up

    Unreal – The Cops around the country are on a roll!

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  3. calvino

    This is an ugly day. The carry traders have sucked more Japan money into euros and bid down the buck all fucking day to make this complete piece of shit rally last . However the pigfuckers are on their last binge, enjoy the spike fuckfaces, because this is the end. The New York POrt Authority just paid 20% for their 100 mil bond issue. http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20602007&sid=aju0C0WBT8GI&refer=rates

    There were 100 failed muni bond auctions yesterday.

    http://www.minyanville.com/articles/RATE-retail-bonds-auction-securities/index/a/15904
    The fossil douchebag of Omaha will not save you, Becky Quickie will not save you, your ARab and Chinese paymasters will not save you – you will have to sell assets. Then you will be capital deficient anyway. Bankrupt. There will be municipal defaults – think New York 1973. Except everywhere.. your appraisals and your budgets are about to get the Louisville slugger without the rosin. So you took a bite of me today, but I will be shitting on your grave. So enjoy your fucking spike party.

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  4. Juice

    The uptrend will last to the lunar eclipse around feb 20-21 … nostradamus & edgar cayce told me so

    then that failed auction will create a sucking sound

    fm minyanville –
    At the request on many, an example of a failed auction…
    Many of my sell side friends have been gracious enough to send me a list of failed auctions. I cannot share as they are somewhat confidential in nature.

    But I thought I might as well share with you the recent failed auction of Missouri State Environmental Improvement and Energy Resources Authority (which was rated AAA by Fitch).

    The table below says it all. They were paying 4 % for quite a while on their ARS. As of yesterday’s failed auction? 18%. That is not a typo. 18%.

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  5. Big Mike

    Mr. Fly,

    How’s that REW working out for ya? Whuhahaha…

    Excellent!

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  6. Dinosaur Trader

    Danny,

    More great police work.

    -DT

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  7. The Fly

    REW is working just fine, fuck face.

    What the fuck is this, some sort of anarchist website, where everyone bitches about law enforcement?

    That shit is for teenagers.

    If it were up to me, I’d have all of you arrested and tasered for your anti-police commentary.

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  8. CubsRock

    “What the fuck is this, some sort of anarchist website, where everyone bitches about law enforcement?”

    Amen, let’s get back to the discussing poking each other in the ass.

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  9. Dinosaur Trader

    I dunno, I think harassing parapaligics and children rank pretty low on what I want the police to be doing.

    But okay, rah, rah.

    -DT

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  10. kmorph

    Fly,

    will the time stamps ever be fixed or what?

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  11. The Fly

    no.

    “The Fly” will punish all of you, via NOT fixing the time stamps.

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  12. How long before Clemens erupts and sticks his foot in his own ass?

    Saved by the bell!!1

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  13. Dinosaur Trader

    Are my Clemens rookie cards worthless now?

    -DT

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  14. JakeGint

    Deets,

    I’m really worried about your capacity to absorb information. That you worked for JPM, however, is somewhat comforting to me.

    That’s not “more great police work” — that’s the freaking original clip that started the whole conversation.

    Sheesh.

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  15. CAP

    “The Fly” will punish all of you, via NOT fixing the time stamps.

    Maybe you should say ” The Fly will punish all of you via stealing your Food Stamps. ”

    Too many anarchist, conspiracy theorist , living on food stamps type people posting today .

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  16. Dinosaur Trader

    jakey boy,

    2 things:

    1. I wasn’t involved in the original conversation so no problem “absorbing information.” I just missed it. Honest mistake.

    2. I never said I worked for JPM, so perhaps you have the problem with information.

    Have a nice day!

    -DT

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  17. JakeGint

    So you just stalked the JPM lobby then?

    Usually fuckers are supposed to have id for that, but maybe you knew a security guard.

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  18. Danny

    DT, I know you weren’t involved in the whole thread yesterday that sparked my second “asshole police” piece…so I don’t consider you informationally inept. The fact you found the same clip that started the whole shebang confirms that it is indeed fucked up.

    Also, I am dismayed that that you are not my foil but my ally on this matter. I guess I have to add you to my blogroll now [much to my chagrin]. Off to romania.

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  19. Dinosaur Trader

    Jake,

    I just studied and researched there. They had an open atrium.

    Not that I’m above stalking “JP Morganers” though…

    -DT

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