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QUICK EMERGENCY ALERT: The Recession is Back

Quick, be sure to sell equities. Soup lines are forming. Unemployment is on the rise, again.

Even Cramer is switching his frothy mouthed optimism with a “take profits” post.

The pain.

Developing….

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27 comments

  1. mdawsz

    Hey, I thought you went bullish?

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  2. brian

    Money in Money out money in money out…….MONEY GONE….Game Over…..odd no

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  3. The Fly

    Mdawz:

    Your sarcasm detector must be off.

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  4. Jesus Christ

    Fly is God…….

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  5. Alvari40

    Make up your mind fucker! 🙂

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  6. calvino

    Wilbur Ross came over to hang out. He brought some smelly $20 hookers who made me go out to buy crack and Ej brandy. I had meth, but noooo, not good enough. Now he’s going to buy MBIA and AMBAC, he told me he would.

    PS Billionaires are stupid.

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  7. JJ2000426

    Put your money in PGMs. Sell your MVIS, the FLY, buy PAL and SWC. South Africa shuts down:

    http://www.mineweb.com/mineweb/view/mineweb/en/page34?oid=45146&sn=Detail

    Panic is assured!!!

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  8. goatblowtacus

    I may be a worthless gay romanian billy goat blower but I do enjoy the intelligence AND humor on this blog. That being said, JJ is nothing more than a fucking gay yahoo message board homosexer and deserves to ba banished IMHO.

    Now, where’s the additional rate cut? :tonofbricks:

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  9. Leawoodblues

    JJ is comedy central.

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  10. ottnott

    Trading halts in the 2x short ETFs?

    Schwab is telling me that SRS, SKF, and FXP are halted. I haven’t checked others.

    Anyone know what’s going on?

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  11. The Fly

    JJ:

    “The Fly” sold all of his MVIS, north of $4.30.

    Fuck off.

    Cell:

    “The Fly” just mudstomped your monkey, then ran it over with his 2028 Lexus.

    I bought that shit in the future.

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  12. The Fly

    Another reason to never use discount brokers.

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  13. ottnott

    I’ll remember that for when I no longer have discount assets.

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  14. ottnott

    You should have used your time machine to pick up a 2030 copy of Consumer Reports.

    The flamethrower on the 2028 Lexus is gonna give you a lot of problems. You’ll be driving a loaner from the shop more days than not.

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  15. The Fly

    Fuck Ott:

    Are you kidding?

    Damn.

    BTW: Today’s Wallstrip was entirely egregious.

    Julie should have thrown a tv at that fucker.

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  16. cellshort

    That damn rally monkey’s been hanging out again at Société Générale, sucking Jérôme Kerviel’s tool.

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  17. hammer

    OK…is DECK going back up 10 bucks on Monday? or today for that matter.

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  18. Dollar Store

    Starting in Feb. shares of MVIS will be available at your local Dollar Store. Then even Alex can get some.

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  19. random fly reader
    random fly reader

    AMEX in floor-wide halt due to unspecified duckfuckery. Bad quotes were being dessiminated.

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  20. weatherman

    The recession has been called off due to poor weather. Please pick up your raindate tickets at the box office. The recession will reconvene on Wed. Jan. 30th. Good day, and drive home safely

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  21. MarketRaider

    Whats wrong with duckfuckery? Its a perfectly acceptable alternative when there are no goats or sheep around.

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  22. MarketRaider

    I’ve been thinking here (no comments please)…

    I say fly is still a bull in bears clothing. Why you ask? Well last year when the shorts got toasted we used to get the lovely “fuck you shorts your dead” posts with the accompanying violent video clip of many people being slaughtered. Do we get such clips now when bulls get an ass whacking?

    You be the judge.

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  23. JJ2000426

    SWC up almost 30% at the high today. PAL is also up nicely. So the FLY is not interested in banking coins any more?

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  24. Drunk Guy

    Whoozis fuckuck’n Jayjay guy, Catty?

    Z’fckin’ ennoyin’, ya know?

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  25. Q4

    Pain is Pleasure

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  26. DEVILDOG

    I’m back.

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