I bought 1,000 [[SMN]] @ $45.50 and 5,000 [[REW]] @ $67.
UPDATE: I bought 5,000 SMN between $45.45-45.84.
Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks, your mustache will get punched off. And, you may lose money.
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“If you buy the above stocks, your mustache will get punched off. And, you may lose money.”
You bought them. Prepare to have your mustache [sic] punched off by little mining dwarves and computer geeks.
so much for waiting until the fed meeting, huh?
did your time machine just get fixed?
No rate cut at the Fed meeting. I will have my minions threaten to bust the board members kneecaps if they even so much as think about cutting rates again. They will not ruin my European vacation with a weaker dollar!
I couldn’t help myself.
Hey, mustache is spelled correctly you dumb fuckr [sic].
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
*gotcha*
I made the cover of the WSJ bitches
“Ahhhm Jerome Kerviel, Bitch!”
“Ahhl let Sose Eye A Tee Gen-er All-ee buy a NEW COUCH, bitch!”
Actually, “mustache” is the serf/peasant/bottom dweller spelling.
It’s really “moustaches.”
Cause, like, they’re two of ’em.
You buy SMN, I short MOS.
Comme ce, comme ca.
BTW — I also bought more Skiffles here.
And some RGLD for a “cherry on top.”
RGLD to one hunnit, mah bitches.
At least.
One wonders if Jerome, now that he’s unemployed and everything, is going to have to go back to jumping buses and flaming hoops and shit like that.
Like his Pops.
good timing they’re both off and your yet loosing coins
pff
Fuck that, he’s probably already got a publisher.
Brean Murray is running their monthly pump and dump on China Online – jrjc. Those asses of cunt never stop until they squeeze every little dropo from the syringe.
Bear raid on Retail.
yea gap, tampon boot girl getting banged up today
Did Monsieur McFly just shoot a cow??
Does the Golden cow apply to bear trades?
Juice,
interesting theory – market seminotics
does it bank coin?
Short more DECK!!!!
On another thought, if I was to receive a magical stimulus check would it be a bad thing to use it to short stocks with?
Triple bottom break down just happened in DECK.
Marty McFly mounts another cowhead on his trophy wall.
PS Hook em horns, longhorn.
In response to gappingandyapping, please do not use your stimulus checks to short stocks.
You may, however, use it on cheap whores and meth.
This was a fantastically written post and the pics complement the tale wonderfully! I’ll send it to my friend.