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Fly Buys: SMN, REW

I bought 1,000 [[SMN]] @ $45.50 and 5,000 [[REW]] @ $67.

UPDATE: I bought 5,000 SMN between $45.45-45.84.

Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks, your mustache will get punched off. And, you may lose money.

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24 comments

  1. Longhorn

    “If you buy the above stocks, your mustache will get punched off. And, you may lose money.”

    You bought them. Prepare to have your mustache [sic] punched off by little mining dwarves and computer geeks.

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  2. Gunners

    so much for waiting until the fed meeting, huh?

    did your time machine just get fixed?

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  3. Bernankesalterego
    Bernankesalterego

    No rate cut at the Fed meeting. I will have my minions threaten to bust the board members kneecaps if they even so much as think about cutting rates again. They will not ruin my European vacation with a weaker dollar!

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  4. The Fly

    I couldn’t help myself.

    Hey, mustache is spelled correctly you dumb fuckr [sic].

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  5. Jerome Kerviel

    HAHAHAHAHAHAA

    *gotcha*

    I made the cover of the WSJ bitches

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  6. JakeGint

    “Ahhhm Jerome Kerviel, Bitch!”

    “Ahhl let Sose Eye A Tee Gen-er All-ee buy a NEW COUCH, bitch!”

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  7. JakeGint

    Actually, “mustache” is the serf/peasant/bottom dweller spelling.

    It’s really “moustaches.”

    Cause, like, they’re two of ’em.

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  8. JakeGint

    You buy SMN, I short MOS.

    Comme ce, comme ca.

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  9. JakeGint

    BTW — I also bought more Skiffles here.

    And some RGLD for a “cherry on top.”

    RGLD to one hunnit, mah bitches.

    At least.

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  10. JakeGint

    One wonders if Jerome, now that he’s unemployed and everything, is going to have to go back to jumping buses and flaming hoops and shit like that.

    Like his Pops.

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  11. Francesco

    good timing they’re both off and your yet loosing coins

    pff

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  12. DanB

    Fuck that, he’s probably already got a publisher.

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  13. calvino

    Brean Murray is running their monthly pump and dump on China Online – jrjc. Those asses of cunt never stop until they squeeze every little dropo from the syringe.

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  14. gappingandyapping

    Bear raid on Retail.

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  15. calvino

    yea gap, tampon boot girl getting banged up today

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  16. calvino

    Did Monsieur McFly just shoot a cow??

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  17. DanB

    Does the Golden cow apply to bear trades?

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  18. Wondering

    Juice,
    interesting theory – market seminotics
    does it bank coin?

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  19. gappingandyapping

    Short more DECK!!!!

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  20. gappingandyapping

    On another thought, if I was to receive a magical stimulus check would it be a bad thing to use it to short stocks with?

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  21. gappingandyapping

    Triple bottom break down just happened in DECK.

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  22. calvino

    Marty McFly mounts another cowhead on his trophy wall.

    PS Hook em horns, longhorn.

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  23. Helicopter Ben

    In response to gappingandyapping, please do not use your stimulus checks to short stocks.

    You may, however, use it on cheap whores and meth.

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  24. brant

    This was a fantastically written post and the pics complement the tale wonderfully! I’ll send it to my friend.

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