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Wink, Wink, Nod, Nod

According to a coked out man on CNBC, [[BSC]] is gonna get ripped the fuck out, at a high premium. He believes there is a fucking bidding war at hand, despite the fact that Bear is a piece of shit firm.

More asshattery later…

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30 comments

  1. yappingandflapping
    yappingandflapping

    Fuck BSC and all the pussies that work there. Those cum guzzling retards don’t know a fucking bond from their asshole. I hope the fucking stock fucking sells off so those fucking bastards get what they fucking deserve. (I like to say fuck a lot, for emphasis and effect).

    Blow me BSC!

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  2. Oxy Moron

    ‘Mon back on BSC! ‘Til I’m penniless and insane.

    In a related note, at what point would you put on FXP again? Or do you think that’s just too dangerous until next week?

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  3. The Fly

    85

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  4. Jimbob

    fuck 85, try 79

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  5. The Fly

    Ok, how about 78.

    Makes no difference to me.

    Talk shit like that again, I’ll have your chest hairs punched off.

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  6. The Fly

    Yeah, fuck those fucking fuckery faggotts at BEAR STERNS. Those cocksuckers lost me 100 million on a bad CDO trade.

    Fuck you BEAR STERNS.

    On this news, the bidding war for BEAR STERNS continues into the night.

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  7. Oxy Moron

    Ok, low bid takes all. More news: Soc Gen requests a talent trade with BSC: Jerome hole-in-our-pocket for the whole CDO team.

    Too much Sapphire.

    Thanks, Fly. G’night.

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  8. JJ2000426

    Do you guys even pay attention to precious metal moves? Palladium just break through $1600 per ounce today. And looks like it is already ready to try push through $1700 soon!

    http://www.apmex.com/

    Time to buy PGM metal players PAL and SWC. It’s really time for some explosive rally.

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  9. UltraBullishBull

    We’re going to new highs biatch.

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  10. JJ2000426

    You absolutely can not believe what is happening to palladium price. If this is not a rocket launch that can reach the moon, nothing else is!!!

    http://www.kitco.com/images/live/plad.gif

    Enough said.

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  11. Dinosaur Trader

    JJ,

    I just picked up 10,000 SWC pre market! I can’t believe this gem is still trading under $9.

    When will the world learn?

    Thanks for pointing this one out. You’re the best.

    -DT

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  12. Juice

    JJ, more meds please.

    If I wanted to play PM’s thru the worst in the business, I would buy CGHI before SWC or PAL anydays, particularly if I was interested in 2000 folds of returns.

    In fact, I think I’ll go buy a few million shs CGHI near a penny today & sell around a quarter, for 20-25 folds of returns, that you will never see in SWC/PAL. Maybe I hold out for 2 bucs. That dog will see $2.00 before your dogs even double.

    SWC & PAL are still shorts, platinum/parradium boom or not.

    They are both destined for elimination & I don’t mean via takeover premiums. Takeunders at best, or the two of them merge, citing cost savings & then resume their inevitable slide to oblivion.

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  13. kd

    Fly,
    What do you think about ITB? Homies have bottomed don’t you think.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    For those that are interested a shortage of power has shut down South African mining operations and as a result the “white metal” complex (Yes, its true JJ) is soaring along with gold. The JSE gold mining index is down about 10%. Big declines this pre-open AM in AU,GFI,HMY, etc. Watch for a possible rebound (and a trade later) if power is resumed.

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  15. Gunners

    I have PAL and SWC on my watch list, just so I can grin and snicker as they plummet into oblivion. It makes me happy to know that JJ put his entire portfolio, retirement savings and all, into one or two non-diversified shit stocks. JJ, do you have a clue? don’t you know that you can lose all your money this way? 20000 times your money??? come on, are you seriously targeting that? that is so ridiculous. do you listen to yourself talk? do you have a wife and family? i hope not. you’re basing your whole life on the price of palladium? who the fuck cares about palladium? i don’t even know what it is, nor do i want to know, because it has no bearing on my life whatsoever. GET A FUCKING CLUE! but please keep posting ridiculous shit, because it’s almost as funny as the guys that reply to your insane ramblings.

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  16. Drunk Guy

    Bu’ Caaaattty, fer crise, Catty….

    Whar’n fuk arra dam peanutz, Catty?

    Da pitchers a da frickin’ peanunzz, yew know??

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  17. Drunk Guy

    I dunno…

    Mebbe itza dam boatz k’tchen?

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  18. Drunk Guy

    Whoofuk keeps goob’rs inna dam boatz k’tchen, anyhoo?

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  19. Drunk Guy

    Hey Catty…

    Yew doanknow wher’n fuks sake them peanutz are?

    S’okay. Doan worry ‘boudit.

    Jus’ tell me where’n fuks tha’ motor siccle guy at?

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  20. CubsRock

    kd, they have bottomed but they have rebounded to much too fast imo. I’m waiting for a nice pullback in ITB and XLF, then going long for a year or two.

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  21. Helicopter Ben

    Fly, with all this coin you bank, you can’t afford to put an “ignore” button on this thing? I’ll float you a low-interest loan if you promise to use the money to install an ignore option, so I don’t have to keep reading about PAL and SWC.

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  22. FUCKTARD

    drunk guy is as funny as a republican at a Yale reunion….odd no

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  23. CubsRock

    KBH I love you!

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  24. Drunk Guy

    Hey Fickt’rd,

    Hep a fellah oud wouldja? Wherza jon innis joint?

    Nah, nahh… y’ken keep yer glor’ hole spot.

    I juz needa piss.

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  25. JJ2000426

    Dinosaur:

    Good move. Also load up PAL, too. You need to have both and you need to have enough of them for long term investment. The PGM metals are exploding!!!!

    Why trade when you can just hold these two for incredible long term gain?

    Gunners you freaking still don’t have a clue about palladium! Why do I put virtually everything of my retirement 401K into SWC and PAL!!! Because I know. This is once in a lifetime opportunity! I studied this and I know. Warren Buffet bet all his money on one bankrupt company called Berkshire Hathaway because he KNEW!!!

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  26. Gunners

    hahaha.. yeah, you’ve known since both of these stocks have been more than cut in half, huh? warren buffet betting all his money on one company? i’m pretty sure he is more diversified than that. and i agree, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. but the opportunity is to lose everything and die lonely and sad. not to become a billionaire on some stupid metal that i’d rather not even pronounce.

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  27. JJ2000426

    Gunners:

    You need to read Warren Buffet biography. You obviously have no idea about either Warren Buffet or about the palladium metal.

    SWC up more than 20% today. Dinosaur picked up a fast one pre-market.

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  28. Employee8

    Way to go DT …. I did to … Thanks a bundle JJ!

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  29. Dinosaur Trader

    Yeah, I picked up 10,000 and made a quick 20gs. Nice. I had a feeling that the 72nd time would be a charm.

    -DT

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  30. Employee8

    I rolled mine into PAL …. All in for next week … Yee Haw!

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