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Last Call For DECK

Take a look at [[UA]] today. How about [[ZUMZ]] or [[CROX]] or [[HAR]] or [[VLCM]] or [[RL]] or [[TBL]]?

You get it, you fucking faggots?

Specialty retailers are dead, buried and being visited by their family members, once per month.

In my eyes, [[DECK]] is a screaming sell, waiting to give Wall St. fucked up news of a weak consumer, aka chicks with credit cards.

My guess, this stock breaks below $100, within a week.

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32 comments

  1. pablodpt

    WSJ
    Charts are looking ugly
    http://blogs.wsj.com/marketbeat/2008/01/17/charts-are-looking-ugly/

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  2. Juju bear

    All hands on DECK. She’s going under.

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  3. Juice

    We’re already short DECK up the wazoo. Give us another.

    Where would you buy MOO, Fly? There are still 7 billion mouths to feed, and growing.

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  4. Woodshedder

    IFN, juice.

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  5. Juice

    IFN is a knife. Tough entry but any short entry has been a good one.

    I think EWZ looks even more ominous. Nuttin but air under there.

    The P/C is gettin up there & the VIX VXO QQV are starting to break out.

    DECK just cracked 120. The next 5-10 should cum in a hurry.

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  6. DPeezy

    Whoa…another 100 point drop in 30+ minutes!

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  7. buylo

    Fly, should we be buying to short DECK here or selling to buy CROX?

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  8. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    Some of you have wandered into the Temple and thrown yourselves prostrate before my altar to plead:

    “Shorticus, Presser of Whines, give us thy line of Death for DECK!?”

    Shorticus has considered your pleas…

    DECK’s “line of death” is $119.20.

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  9. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    I am also considering throwing CETV down the marble stairs of my Temple, where — at stair bottom — it will transform into a cornucopia overflowing with rare fruits and cereals.

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  10. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    Gracious thanks to my servant, “Eater of the Nutria” for the above suggestion.

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  11. The Fly

    I will give shorticus his own blog.

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  12. Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus
    Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus

    Because of it’s failure to deliver increased yields of grapes in my vineyards, I decreed a sentence of death for the rebel CF.

    Now, I shall proceed to “outdo” Shorticus and obtain the admiration and accolades of his subjects. His line of death awaits!

    More wine!

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  13. Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus
    Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus

    No, Fly. I beseech thee. Do not favor Shorticus. Err you will on the side of foolhardiness.

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  14. Cap

    CROX is a buy here. They are priced as if no one will ever buy those shoes ever again. CROX is going to make gross revenue of $0.00 in the first quarter of 2008. Apparently thats what the market thinks.

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  15. Gunners

    Cap,

    no one is going to ever buy those hunks of ugly plastic crap ever again. Crox is not a buy, because they make terrible products that no one likes anymore.

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  16. Weed

    Cap
    Nobody is going to buy Crocs again. Ever.

    Gay men and little girls will wake up to the fact that the shoes are poor, ugly substitutes for footwear. It will be a sad day.

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  17. Woodshedder

    I was looking to hedge some of my shorts against a surprise by the bearded one tomorrow by buying calls. I thought since expiry was tomorrow, the premiums would be cheap. WRONG. Many people have the same idea, obviously.

    Looks like there are a lot of nervous traders out there.

    VIX and VXN are spiking.

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  18. Employee8

    wood..u get short xlb?

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  19. DPeezy

    -300!!! Woo!

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  20. jeff

    DUG burn out?

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  21. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    Err you will on the side of foolhardiness.

    Have you eaten my servant, Yoda of Dagoba, again, oh slovenly issue of my loins?

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  22. Weed

    Oddly, the Naz is not down as much. Perplexing.

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  23. JakeGint

    Walmart greeters are now outside the store, pressing pairs of CROX into the hands of unsuspecting passers by.

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  24. cigars3

    fly- is there anything that is ultra-short gay retailers?

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  25. WildWestie

    We may be close to a bounce—VIX up 16%. Biggest intraday move in a long time. I’m covering shorts, especially given what Ben may do tomorrow (then will quickly reload all shorts)

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  26. JakeGint

    My right foot got tired of kicking Brasilians in the ass, so I covered my EWZ short.

    —-

    Left foot to commence shortly.

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  27. Weed

    Scratch that. The Naz is sucking wind also.

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  28. Cap

    If I said the major indices will rally 7-10% from here over the coming weeks people would think I was retarded. So I will go ahead and say it. Its starting to feel like capitulation. August 16th all over again.

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  29. newequity

    fuck you bears, I accidentally came into today 100% long and got my tail handed to me.

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  30. jeff

    fuck it’s hard to hold on tight when dug and smn go up so much… hope they ‘fly’ tomorrow

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  31. BOOMER

    I lost 150k in 2 days trying to be cute

    i should know better, i am not cute by any stretch of the imagination

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  32. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    Whoooosh!!

    I have transformed Boomer into Shirley Temple (c. 1934), for a period of six days.

    As a lesson to him.

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