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Where Are the Shorts?

You fucking faggots have all but disappeared.

Odd, no?

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45 comments

  1. JakeGint

    Right here, watching my RIMM short go an embarrassed sort of color.

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  2. JakeGint

    And I’d love it if someone would explain to me what the hell is going on with AKAM-ie. WTF? Is that distribution, those wacked out spikes?

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  3. Dinosaur Trader

    Bears are silly. This rally is for real.

    -DT

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  4. Mr. LIMM

    Blake down!

    Go ahead and give eet to meee.

    Blake down, LIMM, and take me to da height.

    Blake down, LIMM, you head and shourdah showin’ now…

    Blake down, s’all light… s’all LIGHT…. s’all light…

    (go to guitah blidge)

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  5. The Fly

    No one cares about AKAM.

    I’m sure you have your entire bullshit account in RIMM short.

    Jake: I spit on you, from a distance.

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  6. Mr. LIMM

    Larry?

    Wot larry?

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  7. The Fly

    “THE WOODSHEDDER/JAKE BOTTOM”

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  8. broken A

    Akamai-AKAM moves off lows on unconfirmed takeover speculation-Rumor

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  9. Mr. LIMM

    Jake looking down on you flom above.

    You spit, hit own eye, Swear’n’gen!

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  10. Mr. LIMM

    Me wan know what you do tomally when Hericoptah Ben rowers lates?

    What you do den, Swear’n’gen?

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  11. Bison Burger

    SWHC is getting cheap. Waiting for a squeeze there.

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  12. Mr. LIMM

    Me tink Swear’n’gen not make suck blavado if he comflataber about own positions.

    Just a teary.

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  13. Mr. LIMM

    He not make so many displahaging remahks about Mr. LIMM’s sexuarity if “he in good place” like after good Genelal Zso’s chicken mear.”

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  14. CubsRock

    Shorts? its fucking -12 F today! They’ll be back in spring 08 when it warms up.

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  15. Danny

    Fly –
    the shorts who came here were really scared-ass longs, whose ineptitude trying to time the market cost them dearly.

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  16. Mr. LIMM

    Litter boy —

    You not know ass from elbow. You come by lo mein stoah one day, I show you.

    Serective sholting of alleady bloken stocks is mose wise couse heah.

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  17. cigars3

    “Fly –
    the shorts who came here were really scared-ass longs, whose ineptitude trying to time the market cost them dearly.”

    I’m stunned and amazed the markets didnt behave exactly as 99% of the population thought it would.

    Not odd, yes?

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  18. mrkcbill

    Shouldn’t that be erbow.

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  19. Steve

    They’re busy pouring over Dow Theory books trying to figure out what the fark went wrong.

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  20. Employee8

    Where’s Woody?

    How bout a read on EMC … Inverted head & shoulders looks ready to pop.

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  21. alphadawgg

    The shorts are in the hospital after getting “crow-barred” by Secatogue.

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  22. Mr. LIMM

    Much burr clowing flom da “stupidah erements” of dis brog.

    Mus’ make Swear’n’gen arr heppy inside!

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  23. Mr. LIMM

    “Litter Denny” not stupid, just inexpelience.

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  24. Steve

    Did the “writing in chinese stopped being funny weeks ago” memo not get circulated to everyone?

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  25. gappingandyapping

    Thats what I am asking? Hey how about VMI? 🙂 GS is next.

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  26. Mr. LIMM

    You light memo in Mandalin, fuckah?

    No, me not tink so.

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  27. Mr. LIMM

    You go long LIMM now, ahhs hot.

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  28. Bison Burger

    Why not XFML? Where’s Hung Lo?

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  29. Mr. LIMM

    Oh even “rong.”

    (mus watch fo KC fuckah!)

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  30. Wang Hung Lo

    I am skurking in da shadows. Obselving how peepo not tink chinee language velly good anymole. Wha happen to sense of humol?

    Mr. LIMM aglee.

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  31. The Chad

    We (da bears) are sitting on the sidelines watching all you ass hats drink eggnog, party, and pile into this overbought market.

    When you guys get fully committed and the gay orgy is over the bears will step back in and clean fucking house.

    I personally think you are all pricing in a 50bps cut and once you finally get it (likely because our Fed are pansies) this market goes lower. The Fly is probably correct about the Clause rally, so I’m sitting patiently until the next leg down.

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  32. Gunners

    i’m pretty sure all this replacing r’s with l’s thing is getting pretty old

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  33. WildWestie

    anybody get any NTRI last week at 25? Popping today, shorts getting roasted like chipmunks.

    http://www.chipmunksroasting.ytmnd.com/

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  34. Bison Burger

    Ebonics or Spanglish should be entertaining.

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  35. Steve

    MVIS watches Grey’s Anatomy and craves chocolate.

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  36. ewa4c

    MVIS watches Ellen

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  37. ewa4c

    and Dr. Phil

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  38. kmorph

    We are fading.

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  39. alphadawgg

    from an old cowboy:

    “Only buy stocks that go up. If they don’t go up, don’t buy ’em.”

    Sage advice and noteworthy.

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  40. Employee8

    RAD killing shorts

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  41. Mr. LIMM

    Gunnah say:

    Brah Brah Brah brah.

    Hey buddy, this low end site. You suck it up, ar light?

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  42. duckbutter

    fly, where are those MVIS buys?

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  43. The Fly

    no buys today

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  44. CubsRock

    Oh damn, I almost bought some WM @ $20 today, whew!

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  45. Woodshedder

    I’m here, 8.

    I actually work for a living.

    Sometimes it gets in the way of ibank fun.

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