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Bears Shine Bulls’ Shoes

My stocks are on fucking fire, again.

Thanks to “The Fly’s” refurbished time machine, he went long CFC and SPF, two days ago. As you know, both stocks are “deballing” the shorts today.

Additionally, my positions in VMW, AAPL, RIMM, FTK, GRMN are all making their way significantly higher.

While it’s true, “The Fly” is known for being a “dick” or an “arrogant prick” when his stocks go up, his IQ (155) is still higher than yours.

Oh, by the way, VMI will print $100, once sanity sets in. The stocks is cheap as balls and should be bought, in size, regardless of how poor you may be.

Finally, my JCG position just conducted an “unsolicited sex change” on those who short it.

As always, developing…

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91 comments

  1. WildWestie

    So does Zander’s departure at MOT help or hurt MVIS? Or is it same ol’ story?

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  2. Crawford

    Nice header!

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  3. The Fly

    I have an email in to the CEO.

    I’ve asked him about this before, knowing Zander would be fired, he said it would not effect business.

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  4. Mr. LIMM

    You allogance can be ploblem if you caught clowing whire LIMM prummets.

    Make it a good day and righten.

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  5. Steve

    Nice call on CFC, Fry.

    We’re gonna get profit taking here, I’m sure. Give the bears a chance to cover at a small loss and come to their senses.

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  6. The Fly

    Not covering my TIF short.

    I changed my mind.

    Developing…

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  7. Mr. LIMM

    LIMM higher?

    You tickel bloken, blokah?

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  8. The Fly

    Steve:

    NEVER!!!

    It’s straight up until Santa.

    Watch, in amazement, as the bears roll over and get shot in the head.

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  9. Bison Burger

    Hey IIG just hit a 52-week low.

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  10. The Fly

    Generally speaking, RIMM has been up, dick.

    Got some at $104 last week.

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  11. Steve

    Haha. Well, since every fucktard bear out there is sure that this is the best place to short I wouldn’t be surprised if we just keep going higher.

    The train has left the station and all that.

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  12. alphadawgg

    I would like my shoes “spit shined”, please.

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  13. Frosty

    and that concludes today’s rally…hedge them up boys or lock in those short term gains or both…no V shaped recovery this time around.

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  14. Juju bear

    Frosty, I have been a bear, but my gut tells me this may not be the time to go short here.

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  15. riverrat

    If we do not hold here, we could be fucked. There is some strength though.

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  16. kidstock

    I say short MORE TIF

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  17. Steve

    Yeah, don’t short here. Bad idea.

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  18. riverrat

    The Dec 1540 S&P’s have moved 16.50.

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  19. The Fly

    We will close at the high of the day, as per my time machine.

    I’ve already been to 4:00 pm.

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  20. Juice

    I’d take some gains in SPF & CFC at some point … both still going to zero

    GRMN RIMM are shorts

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  21. Dinosaur Trader

    Fly,

    Still, you must admit, this rally is now “silly.”

    -DT

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  22. The Fly

    Why is this rally “silly?”

    Last time I checked, the market was 1,000 points cheap, still.

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  23. kidstock

    RIMM headed back to 100

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  24. The Fly

    Juice:

    If CFC goes to zero, I will not have your mustache punched off.

    It goes to $16.

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  25. Steve

    What was silly was how fucking oversold we were.

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  26. mdawsz

    DT, don’t fight it man.

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  27. Dinosaur Trader

    I’m not fighting it. However, most of my money was made today on the short side shorting MBI.

    It’s just that when the market snaps back so quickly and violently, it risks getting overdone and having another quick snap back down.

    Even if the market is 1000 points “oversold” it can’t make it all back in 6 or 7 days.

    -DT

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  28. Dinosaur Trader

    If the market is really going higher, you need leading stocks to LEAD… not just crappy beaten down stocks to bounce.

    Which stocks are going to LEAD us higher? The 4 horsemen? I’d be cool with that had they not suffered such steep selloffs on such high volume.

    But then, I run a third tier blog and my IQ is 16 points lower than “the Fly’s.”

    -DT

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  29. Juice

    I’m getting tore an extra blow hole on my ABK MBI PMI shorts but sitting tight … mommie told me there’d be days like today

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  30. Frosty

    FLY…10-1 for a bowl of soup on a close at the day’s high…no way no how.

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  31. Woodshedder

    This is silly.

    Mark my words, volume will come in less today than yesterday, which was less than the day before.

    Key resistance levels are holding, and should the day end with the indexes at current levels, there will be some UGLY candles printed.

    This is an easy short here, with your stops above 50 day averages on SPY and COMP.

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  32. The Fly

    Frosty:

    Should the market close at the highs, will you believe “The Fly” drives a plutonium powered (watch out bridges and tunnels) time machine?

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  33. Frosty

    FLY…indeed…soup for all.

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  34. alphadawgg

    NYSE Advance / decline is 4 to 1.

    Up volume is 6x down volume

    Bulls in control

    10:45 ET

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  35. The Fly

    All of a sudden, “silly” is the preferred adjective of the bearshitters.

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  36. Dinosaur Trader

    Woody,

    Even though you’re from the South, I agree with you 100%.

    -DT

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  37. ASSHAT DIP BUYER

    Exquisite moment, no?

    # Pudfucker Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 8:14 am

    Jake: When you’ve got monetary policy loosening as Bernanke and Kohn have implied, together with stimulative fiscal policy (the Paulson bailout of mortgage deadbeats), together with gazillions of petrodollars looking for a home, it’s simply fucktarded to be short stocks when treasurys are under 4% and the market multiple is 16x.

    I was as bearish as anyone last week. But everything changed this week, and the news just kept getting better for stocks.

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  38. Dinosaur Trader

    I was a “neutral-shitter” yesterday. However, today’s rally has made me a bear again.

    Silly, no?

    -DT

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  39. Dinosaur Trader

    Meanwhile, it’s important to note that “I called the shit” out of this rally a few days ago and was bullish.

    I’m a daytrader remember. If we sell back down to 13,200 I’ll be neutral again and biding my time until the 11th.

    However, I’m very bearish over 13,400. If we somehow got over 13,500 I’d just be scared.

    -DT

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  40. alphadawgg

    Is this DT?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZC-9K767bs

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  41. Dinosaur Trader

    That’s me trading… where’d you find that?

    -DT

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  42. alphadawgg

    I’m impressed with your ability to trade back and forth. This must be what it’s like to try to be neutral.

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  43. rockain'tdeadyet

    Neutrality is for communists and those “patient” continentals. Today the bulls eat shark-fin soup; and for the bears? Fecalith bisque.

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  44. Mr. LIMM

    Asshat: Agreed, the PPT is in full throttle to save the mortgage markets.

    Temporarily.

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  45. Mr. LIMM

    Umm. “Agleed!”

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  46. Dinosaur Trader

    Interesting footage of the “rally” buyers.

    I guess it’s all about timeframe. In 3 years, the market will be higher.

    -DT

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  47. Bison Burger

    LIMM got his r’s back all of a sudden.

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  48. Woodshedder

    And the Comp just said, “Don’t Tase Me Bro!”

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  49. rockain'tdeadyet

    The suicide myth was further propagated by Walt Disney documentary White Wilderness in 1958 which includes footage of lemmings migrating and running head-long over a ledge. An investigation in 1983 by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation’s Brian Vallee, showed that the Disney film makers faked the entire sequence using imported lemmings (bought from Inuit children), a snow covered turntable on which a few dozen lemmings were forced to run, and literally throwing lemmings into the sea to show the alleged suicides.

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  50. Woodshedder

    What’s that I hear?

    Was that the sound of the SPY bumping its head on resistance, and then rolling over to die?

    Help meeeeeeeeeee…………….

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  51. riverrat

    We keep getting weaker. No bottom found yet on the day.

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  52. The Fly

    Oh my.

    Let me go sell it all.

    Panic, as subtle as it may seem, is certainly setting in, albeit in a very monotone way.

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  53. alphadawgg

    Mr. LIMM is Jake. I can tell from his accent.

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  54. Dinosaur Trader

    rock,

    It did look somewhat staged… that even bolsters my argument!

    -DT

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  55. Bison Burger

    I’m glad I didn’t touch any options at open.

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  56. Woodshedder

    This is rally is going over well.

    Much like a lead balloon.

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  57. alphadawgg

    DT, get back to trading.

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  58. Dinosaur Trader

    alpha,

    Yes, good advice. GOOG about to go negative.

    Leadership indeed!

    -DT

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  59. Frosty

    FLY…no soup for you three days…come back on tuesday.

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  60. The Fly

    Wood:

    It must be tough having the DOW explode for 600 points in your face this week, then come spew rubbish here.

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  61. Bison Burger

    Jake, how about some Ebonics after the Engrish persona?

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  62. alphadawgg

    Jake doing Ebonics? That be sum fukked up sheeit, nigga.

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  63. Woodshedder

    No, actually, I rather enjoy it.

    When it becomes too overbearing for your temperament, I trust you’ll begin throwing shit at me in the headlines.

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  64. Woodshedder

    Until then, enjoy the irony.

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  65. godcat

    Buying 1000000000 QLD at 105.67

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  66. Juju bear

    godcat forgot the decimal after 1.

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  67. Bison Burger

    I suspect that Jake is that white guy in the clip:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ff_SPUI1wvI

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  68. Woodshedder

    Hey Jake- life’s good, no?

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  69. Juice

    Bilderbug & JJ are in hiding ,together

    developing ……

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  70. alphadawgg

    Bison–that was silly and funny at the same time, no disrespect to Jake.

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  71. riverrat

    As bad as it looks, the $TICK is neutral, which tells me the day is early. No one should be beating their chest yet.

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  72. Gunners

    i just put my entire 401k into SWC. then i made out with a stinky tellerium breathed ho

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  73. Woodshedder

    That’s some funny stuff Gunners…

    Riverrat- agreed…but after 2 days of poleaxing, one has got to celebrate a little, even if early. You know, kind of like the bulls have been doing- celebrating early.

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  74. Juice

    Whats up with the estrogen on CNBC talking about oil? Since when do bitches know anything about earl?

    Actually, a friend of mine was a crack (female) analyst for oil service .

    No offense TG, but a womans place is under the desk. You know what I’m talkin about.

    Actually Michelle Maria Cabrerra Jauntinez is the only one who don’t know shiite. The other 3 are ok.

    Not politically correct post.

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  75. Juice

    QID up on the day thanks to DELL.

    Glad I was buying a million QID every 10 cents on the way down.

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  76. alphadawgg

    Tradebots turned on and warming up to buy at 3:30. Odd, no?

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  77. Gunners

    does anyone have a link to that site that lists all insider purchases?

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  78. Employee8

    Four Horsemen of Tech (goog/amzn/rimm/aapl) all down while Homies and Financials up ….. Odd, No?

    Call it Dell Hell meets Helicopter Ben…. Developing

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  79. DEVILDOG

    Funny I don’t remember you stating your CFC position until today after the fact…lmao.

    Hey Fly how are your big dick gains going in RIMM & AAPL? I’ve got 10K shares SHORT RIMM at $136. Why don’t you buy some more shares today since they are cheap?

    How’s your stupid MVIS doing on it’s cascade down? Did you see the BIG SELL spike at $4.22. Guess who…me…20K shares SHORT! Right at the base of an upside DOWN cup formation. Thought I’d help out your retarded cell phone projector BULLSHIT that no one wants, needs or cares about.

    How’s that stupid cow doing that bought DELL AH at 25.60?

    You stupid cows are toast now that lackey bernanke has painted the tape for the average joes 401K end of month statement and got the banks and brokers out near the top again and SHORT.

    My NSR SHORT is doing great. Anyone else get onboard?

    SHORT another 10000 FDX @ 98.80.

    Off to the track!

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  80. alphadawgg

    Gunners-
    You can get the info on the SEC website:

    http://www.secform4.com/

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  81. alphadawgg

    correction: not actually official SEC website

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  82. Woodshedder

    Hey DogDick, you were outed with your fake trades on the QID.

    Funny that you now try and call out others…

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  83. alphadawgg

    Wood-
    you must be hollering at DEVILDOG(?)
    I no trade QID.

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  84. JakeGint

    Shed, yes, life is temporarily good down here in the burn unit.

    A large breasted red headed nurse is currently applying my “lotion.”

    I did grab a third more cube puts at the open in suicidal dynamite car “oh fuck it” fashion.

    Figured it was make or break for my option experiment.

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  85. JakeGint

    Dawg — you have to be more subtle with your crowing.

    Leave the outsize chest thumping and rich man’s whisky tumbler throwing to this Forum’s operator.

    It’s much more “cool” to stand aside and watch him drive his dune buggy into the gator filled fire swamp while chuckling softly to ourselves.

    Shaking our heads in a patronizing manner.

    Rolling our eyes to heaven.

    And saying “Sigh… Fly, Fly, Fly, Fly….”

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  86. mrkcbill

    Hey D Dog…nice paragraphs. Way to conform.

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  87. Woodshedder

    Dawg, yes I was referencing DevilDog. Sorry for any confusion.

    Jake I opened up SPY puts in similar dynamite car fashion.

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  88. The Fly

    Devil:

    You’re a lying cocksucker.

    You are getting “Clubber Langed (pt.1)” in your QID trade.

    Also, I’ve mentioned CFC here, many times.

    Check the archives, son.

    Fuck you Jake.

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  89. DEVILDOG

    Wood:
    I don’t remember being outed. My QID trades were made as stated including my base position @ $34 and I will make BIG BUCKS on them. My NSR, FDX, MVIS and RIMM are solid. In addition, Ive made numerous trips back and forth on RIMM. BTW, remember this RIMM is going down to $60. When that happens remember you outed me. You what to believe otherwise go ahead. All I hear here is a bunch of talk. The FLY states some of his calls before the fact the rest of you don’t state entry positions at all. Bunch of BULLSHIT and a waste of my time. You’ll hear from me no more.

    Going to be busy building my road course track and picking a color for my new LP640.

    This site is boring.

    Fly: My IQ is 178. You lose again.

    Stupid Cows: Can’t wait to hear your panicked mooboohoos when the market crashes to the next false bottom.

    Surfers: Second half of wave 1 coming very soon. Hang 10!

    AMFs.

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  90. Crawford

    That’s it. I’m selling the track car. Better places to hang out.

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