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Tips Are for Waiters

TIF up in pre-market, on good earnings. “The Fly” will be covering his ridiculous short.

For those of you who said “hey asshole, never bet against the rich man,” bravo and fuck you.

In other news, the bears will be decapitated today.

Much more on this later.

UPDATE: Tanner men than you (CFC) have up stocks this a.m.

UPDATE II: TIF reversed. Tips are for brokers too.

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50 comments

  1. tradervader

    🙂 Go bulls!

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  2. jlgrandam

    I chuckle every time the “Tanned One” is mentioned.

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  3. The Fly

    Note the new slogan on the header.

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  4. Bison Burger

    BONT is still going to $5, but I’ll cover before then.

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  5. Woodshedder

    Fuck the bulls and Helicopter Ben

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  6. Juice

    sell some on the open .. short some today or monday

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  7. The Fly

    You & Jake will be shining my shoes.

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  8. The Fly

    & Juice.

    Any relation of OJ?

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  9. The Fly

    HOLY CRACKPIPE BATMAN:

    My CFC gamble is paying dividends. Lots of them.

    Off to my local tanning salon to celebrate.

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  10. riverrat

    These levels need to be taken out:

    S&P 1490
    Rus 790

    Go Santa …

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  11. Woodshedder

    This will be the biggest bull trap ever orchestrated.

    I don’t get it. Ben acknowledges that lower stock prices are a high probability, and the market rallys.

    Thank god my puts are good through Jan.

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  12. Woodshedder

    Fly, I’m glad your banking coin, don’t get me wrong.

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  13. JakeGint

    You are still a schizophrenic fucktard, Dros, but I have to give you props for that CFC call.

    23%+ ! Shit!

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  14. JakeGint

    1490 is the line in the sand. We are right on it in futures.

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  15. JakeGint

    How unlucky are you if you are a Dell long right now?

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  16. riverrat

    The bonds are retreating which makes me have more confidence in the rally today. Yesterday they did not. Last print on the 30 was 116 22/32, down 1 3/32. I’m short the 30 from 118.

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  17. Juice

    SPX 1500 will be taken out by monday …

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  18. kidstock

    Are there any ETF’s to play rebound in dollar? If so, which is the most aggressive?

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  19. Bison Burger

    How low do you see the 30 going, riverrat?

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  20. CubsRock

    KidStock I was looking for the same thing. I want to short gold and long the us dollah.

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  21. riverrat

    Next support is 114.

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  22. kidstock

    Ideally we fail up here and the market retests 1400-1420. Not sure if that’s going to happen but usually we get some sort of retest/higher low.

    If I was a buyer earlier this week, I would be booking partial profits this AM and look to reload on a pullback.

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  23. Juice

    Fly – no relation to OJ but he should be your idol

    he not only tossed old folks down stairs but he killed young ones & got away with it

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  24. Bison Burger

    UUP is a dollar ETF, but it moves like a turtle.

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  25. Bison Burger

    The 30’s probably going way down to 110 next week.

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  26. riverrat

    I have a buddy who is short from 116. That would make his day, having his balls removed from the salad shooter.

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  27. Pudfucker

    Everything has changed. Recession fears are yesterday’s worries. 1) Ben says he’s not going to fiddle while the economy burns. 2) Tons of fresh money coming in to bail out Citi, E-trade, Freddie, etc. 3) Paulson and lenders working hard to create a bailout for mortgage deadbeats. 4) Crude oil getting poleaxed. 5) Most importantly, the dollar has stopped sliding, so all those sovereign wealth funds are going to snatch up American assets while they’re on sale. 6) Portfolio managers want to salvage their year.

    Tons of shorts are fond of their testicles, so they’re going to provide alot of upside fuel. Another up 250 day….and on a Friday no less.

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  28. kidstock

    I recall back in June when The Fly was buying TLT around 83. He flipped it for a quick trade. In hindsight — that was a great purchase and one that could have been held for quite a bit longer.

    I would be shorting TLT up here if I were at my old hedge fund (Cramer line)

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  29. Dinosaur Trader

    God Bless America.

    -DT

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  30. riverrat

    The futures options seemed to be spooked, at least in the S&P’s. The Dec 1525’s have really moved.

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  31. JakeGint

    Well, whaddaya know… failure to bust the 90 day MA at 1489….

    Hmmmm…..

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  32. JakeGint

    Pud — your ironic style is among the best of this group.

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  33. duckbutter

    hey fly, why did you think high gold prices would cut into TIF’s margins? gold is for poor people who buy engagement rings at kay jewelers and other shitty mall stores. most of TIF’s bands are platinum and the majority of their profit comes from diamonds. just saying….

    where’s my can of corn? ky in hand….

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  34. riverrat

    The futures high was 1492.24

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  35. Juice

    Monday will be up … 1st day of the month … money pouring into mutual funds over the weekend will juice the market

    SPX over 1500 monday … short it 9 ways to thursday

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  36. riverrat

    I meant 1492.25

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  37. Bison Burger

    The 10-year is bottoming.

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  38. riverrat

    The bonds are not giving up so easy.

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  39. Juice

    Kass is trashing RIMM

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  40. alphadawgg

    I hesitate to say it but, “I told you so”, that we could see this day.

    Next, we will see a trend reversal in the Dollar. Within two years, it will eventually get back to parity with the Euro.

    Trust me. The check is in the mail.

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  41. riverrat

    I hate these days where the high bar is the open. If the next 15 minute bar is a lower low, we might be screwed. The $TICK is positive, which gives hope.

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  42. Mr. LIMM

    Take Plofits in LIMM today, Blokah.

    You make nice call on Tan Mafiosa Capatarist stock, do not ruse gain on LIMM.

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  43. Juice

    Nice call on TIF Fly person !

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  44. mrkcbill

    You gotta love that Gubement Cheese.

    C,CFC,WFC–most active-give me a break.

    Ya’ll have a nice weekend. Tune in to MU V. OU prime time.

    Fly/Ducati …………….08

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  45. Bison Burger

    Tough days for the gold di99az.

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  46. Revelation

    Are we sure its not to early to be saying all this? It seems to me we have to pass and hold 1490 – this rally looks to be faded into? So far?

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  47. Steve

    I’ll be very surprised if we don’t get profit taking here and a retest on the S&P. Maybe not all the way to the last low but at least below 1450.

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  48. Juice

    There goes LIMM !

    the sweet smell of Kass napalm in the morning

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  49. Pudfucker

    Jake: When you’ve got monetary policy loosening as Bernanke and Kohn have implied, together with stimulative fiscal policy (the Paulson bailout of mortgage deadbeats), together with gazillions of petrodollars looking for a home, it’s simply fucktarded to be short stocks when treasurys are under 4% and the market multiple is 16x.

    I was as bearish as anyone last week. But everything changed this week, and the news just kept getting better for stocks.

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  50. Woodshedder

    Nonsense.

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