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Series of Fly Wins

Seriously, I think my stomach is going to explode.

I’ll make sure that you know, “The Fly” brined and cooked three turkey’s, in order to feed the wide range of guests at his headquarters.

At the end of the night, one could make a valid argument accusing “The Fly” of consuming the majority share of available or idle turkey meat.

Aside from winning at the dinner table, “The Fly” just won at garbage disposal too.

Apparently, I was the only fucker on the block who put his garbage out. Everyone thought the garbage fuckers were home eating turkey.

Wrong again neighbors.

Fly wins again (small victories add up).

NOTE: My local BBY has fuckloads of people waiting, camping out, to buy shit.

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57 comments

  1. JJ2000426

    The FLY:

    You are a loser. You have a lot of guests who are your homeless friends. Any one who has a family to return to, who wouldn’t go home to eat their family turkey? Only those without a home to go back to will come to your dinner table in your headquarter.

    Enjoy my next Seeking Alpha article

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  2. Danny

    seeking alpha is for faggots bro

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  3. Woodshedder

    jj is not American.

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  4. Dinosaur Trader

    JJ is deluded.

    Glad everyone is still alive the day after. I’m looking forward to tweaking my esignal layout and trading in 100 share lots for the first hour, just to keep my hand in the game.

    Happy Thanksgiving a day late.

    -DT

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  5. Bison Burger

    You can find Strong Dollar Paulson of the PPT in the BBY crowd.

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  6. mrkcbill

    Camping out to buy a Nintendo witch is sold out. Love CNBC with their “Mall Reports” One guy in a New Jersey mall says NJ is the bell weather of the Free World.

    Why even bother opening up the Markets today… This weekend is about Football,Family and Friends not necessarily in that order.

    Saw the new Coen Brothers movie…No Country for Old Men..Very good.

    KU V. MU @ Arrowhead…should be sweet.
    MU 35 KU 31 …..Luck follows speed.

    Fly / Ducati…………….08

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  7. The Zombie

    Ready to kick all kinds of bears down open elevator shafts.
    The Fly is God (I hope everyone thanked Him yesterday before stuffing faces)

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  8. BOOMER

    Had a second dinner with friends. He’s an Episcopal priest. Said church giving is up 7% YTD. I think church giving might be a good proxy for econ health. Odd, no?

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  9. Dinosaur Trader

    Boomer,

    I’d say the opposite. People are thinking, “Shit, the end is near. I better get on good terms with God.”

    That’s why I’d give anyway.

    -DT

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  10. BOOMER

    If the end is near, then retail should be string as people consume before meeting their maker.

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  11. BOOMER

    Fly, I’ve been meaning to ask why you misuse the apostrophe in possessive/plural. Is this an inside joke?

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  12. BOOMER

    HURC looks really good in the $39s

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  13. Woodshedder

    Boomer- the misuse is due to inferior yankee education.

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  14. Juice

    judging by the mortgage insurers, there must be a fed actioin bailout in the works

    some thanksgiving day meetings

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  15. JakeGint

    Bullshit, Wood. The nuns would have his pinkies if they saw that sloppiness.

    Hope everyone takes this morning respite to lighten.

    I am not kidding, idiots. I’m not going to tell you all again.

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  16. Juice

    Jake , you think we’re going straight to zero or they’ll be a bounce to SPX 1490 resistance?

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  17. JakeGint

    (And if he was lucky enough to have gone to Xavarien for high school, the brothers would’ve chopped his arms off.)

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  18. JakeGint

    Maybe a bounce back to the 1440 region, but we won’t be back to 1490 anytime soon, my opinion. Not until the election bullshit really starts getting rolling, at least.

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  19. Juice

    I guess days like today wear off the oversold condition enabling another leg down .

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  20. Woodshedder

    Jake, if there is any sort of bailout, look out on the short positions.

    I think the SPX could see 1470-1480 fairly easily on a bounce. A bailout would likely take things much higher.

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  21. JakeGint

    While we are on the subject of crazy Black Friday, I just heard a report about outlet mall Woodbury Commons, up near Harrison in Westchester County (NY).

    You have to get there right off the NY Turnpike. People are waiting three freaking hours to get a parking space to get into this joint.

    Three freaking hours.

    To go shopping.

    This is not a comment on the strength of the market or retail sales… but it sparks a query:

    What freaking planet are these people from??

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  22. mrkcbill

    The land of C and BAC!!!

    This is Super Bowl Sunday for these people.

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  23. Dinosaur Trader

    Jake,

    I don’t get it either… seriously, the savings on the gas alone makes online shopping the only way to go.

    -DT

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  24. JakeGint

    Why wait in line for anything that banal?

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  25. cheesefried

    The Malls are twice as busy as I have ever seen them. Subprime bullshit! Just another NBC/Democrap scare tactic to screw the weak. How many dipshits have you heard stating that “We are in a recession right now”, Do you get scared easy?? Boo!

    Buy retail right here.

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  26. MANic

    Jake

    My guess? Its a comment on how incredibly fat and lazy and stupid most of those shopping morons are.

    I’ll bet they could park 1/2 mile down the road and walk. But theyre so fat theyd rather wait 3 hours than have to wadddle a mile.

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  27. JakeGint

    MANic —

    I agree somewhat, although I think perhaps a wholly different mindset might be at work here. The “crazy competitive Amelican” mindset.

    The same jokers who are coming to “shop til the drop” early because they believe they are getting stuff unavailable to the rest of the world (via retailer plan) are just as wacky about getting a parking spot and not having to make the “walk of shame” you describe, fatassed or not.

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  28. Woodshedder

    Nasdaq bouncing its head on the 200 day…

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  29. mrkcbill

    Cheese—People at the mall are those with a passion for spending same fuckers in the mcmansions. People with dough don’t buy all that collectible bullshit. They buy Treasury’s and CD’s and Mutal Funds. And right now they are not sure that Money Market is stable.

    Fed has their hands tied right now. I don’t think I want to be owning SBUX esque stocks right now.

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  30. BOOMER

    At both of my parties yesterday nobody knew what was going on in the markets. Nobody understood SIVs, CDOs the write downs, fallimg dollar, etc.

    NOBODY. It actually freaked me that they would be so ignorant.

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  31. threehorsemen

    I can’t take it. I bought 1000 FNM at 30.80, target $40. Ready for Bernanke to bail em out.

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  32. cheesefried

    mrk-
    Sbux is a different story, growth/competition. AEO/BBY/GME/LTD

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  33. The Zombie

    Benny B ain’t comin’ to the rescue, boys.
    Not ’til next month. 50 beeps then.

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  34. Juice

    I think the parking lot/mall/waiting in line syndrom is a human lemmings (follow others off the cliff) kind of thing. Everyones doing it & it creates a big human magnetic emotional pull.

    Like the market at highs & lows. Emotions rule.

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  35. mrkcbill

    Cheese I hope your right….I own a slug of AEO…the epitome of Americanna

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  36. Crawford

    Dang. I need to notify AAPL, GOOG, BBY, CAJ, NKE that they gotta stop all their gains. It’s just not right …according to the Duc
    😉

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  37. mrkcbill

    Fly must be on that Turnpike…or in a tryptophan nap.

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  38. JJ2000426

    Woodshedder:

    Does support and vote for Ron Paul make me un-American?

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  39. JJ2000426

    Short squeeze on WCI is really under way today. My prediction on both SPF and WCI were right!

    The FLY, want to jump onto WCI and SPF. You bought SPF at much higher price. Now the squeeze is no, and you chickened away?

    Jump on WCI now. It could triple in a few days. Too many shorts.

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  40. gappingandyapping

    Went to two places this morning scouting out possible buys. Went to JCG and CSH, both were packed as fuck. Shows it some in the stocks today. I believe CSH is a shotgun pick. Additionally JCG below 38 is money in the bank. Prove me other wise come December 27th.

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  41. Employee8

    People walking to the Outlet Stores from the highway (Rt 495) outside of Boston to get into the specials …. opened at 12:01 am and people stuck on highways and back roads till 4-5 am ….

    Could it be a sign that shoppers are desperate for the bargains and can’t afford to shop post bargain???

    Maybe it’s a Costanza thing ….

    Developing……

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  42. gappingandyapping

    Broker, seriously, lets have a talk here. XFML. What can we say here? Is this serious or should we buy? .93 times book? Is this a facade? I guess I am a little confused on how this could trade this low. I have 3/4’s of a position and am considering purchasing some more. Do you think its possible that it can go to a new 52 week low? If so what is the catalyst behind this move? What will be the catalyst to move it higher? What gives? Seriously. I am confused why someone hasn’t just bought it?

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  43. goatblowtacus

    Good buy 3horseman.

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  44. goatblowtacus

    JJ- You should refinance your 5.75% 30 year fixed mortgage into a subprime option adjustable arm and use the proceeds to short more FSLR you fucking genius.

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  45. Frosty

    turkey buys…bye bye ms american pie…bank.

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  46. Frosty

    how to short retail, that is the question….with both hands some might say.

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  47. Bison Burger

    I traded IWM calls. I need a shower.

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  48. goatblowtacus

    Did they really pick up the garbage today Broker?

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  49. Employee8

    Hmmmm …..

    They’re passing out Bears to the kids on the floor of the NYSE ….

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  50. DEVILDOG

    Stupid bulls…thanks for my new 100% short positions at 1440. When will you ever learn? Going down BIG on Monday!

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  51. JakeGint

    If the Politburo is efftardedly turning off the debt spigots on the Chinese market for the fourth quarter, then be sure we’ll see a panic before year end.

    I’m out of all Chinee except for a teeny position in STV, just to keep an eye on him.

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  52. The Fly

    Ducati:

    Not true, learn up son.

    XFML is cash flow positive, fucktard.

    And, the only reason why the have “debt” on the books is for dollar/renmimbe conversion.

    Do yourself a favor and listen to the last conf. call, for a little school.

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  53. JakeGint

    Shorted more Q’s at the close. January 51 puts.

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  54. JakeGint

    BTW (Fly knows this but) I am NOT this asstard Devildog.

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