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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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We’re Gonna Bounce Today, Aren’t We?

We can’t go down on turkey weak, come on.

Plus anyway, I just spoke with a friend of mine and he said: “we’re gonna bounce today.”

However, it’s worth noting, he says: “we’re gonna bounce today,” pretty much everyday.

Also, when the market is ripping higher, he says: “we’re going lower today.”

Costanza trading at its highest level.

So, forget all of your idiotic charts or fundamental analysis. We’re gonna bounce today, because some dude from NYC said so.

How’s that for meaningless market commentary?

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17 comments

  1. SaNTa

    Fuck that guy.

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  2. Juice

    i still think the bulls pull one out of their ass going into the last hour

    which will lead to the famed t-week rally .. but I’d use it to lighten (the fuck) up

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  3. Red Suit Rally

    Broker – i keep getting comments hung up in moderation… what gives?

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  4. wdking

    Fly,

    This tape sucks, and yes we are gonna bounce…

    Who hits 100$ first, VMW or VMI?

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  5. Crawford

    All things in moderation…and moderations the fist to go

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  6. Dinosaur Trader

    Juice and I share a brain, apparently.

    VMI actually looks like a screaming buy, despite my bearishness. High volume rally on Friday, followed by a low-volume selloff today… shouldn’t be too much downside risk here. I’m in from $77.37. I guess I’d sell if it pierced it’s 200-day on volume and closed below it.

    -DT

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  7. The Fly

    RSR–

    Your comments are getting hung up because they have dozens of links in them (i.e., they’re being recognized as spam).

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  8. acropora

    you fucking meat puppets! stop playing with your penny stocks and short the euro now!

    one word : INTERVENTION

    i’ll be back to write my column next week for ibankcoin

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  9. gappingandyapping

    Personally this is the easiest market to trade. I will just short 200% into the close today and I should make millions tomorrow. Just like a robot. Its just too predictable not to short everyday. Just like that another 10% lopped off of names.

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  10. SaNTa

    When will the intervention come, oh wise one?

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  11. Mr. LIMM

    Flosty stluck in gleenhouse wit rittle Kalen.

    So solly, Flosty.

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  12. The XFML is heading down to meet MVIS at $4.. No?

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  13. newequity

    that last comment was mine.

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  14. Dinosaur Trader

    Perhaps the worst thing you could say about the market is that GS seems to want it to go lower… downgrading C, saying we’re headed for a “major recession.”

    This is very bad. Goldman is short.

    -DT

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  15. Frosty

    market hung like a dirty shirt…tuesday we carve the bird.

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  16. Sir Douchebag

    Don’t you all see?

    After 4 years the market is OVERCROWDED with longs like yourselves who have a ‘thing’ against shorts. The hedgefunds who ran this market up too high are the true douchebags and they are exiting stage left. They keep the market up and their purpose on earth is finished. Deflation of all major assets will continue while you poor poor fellows who have never seen a bear market give it all away — back to the short hedge funds that will actually have a future.

    Why would you moan against ‘shorts’? This is capitulation. You’ll either sell now or 500 points lower from now. Take your pick.

    Spoken, of course, like a true Douchebag.

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