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Momentum Stocks Will Ruin the Raid

With GRMN, RIMM, YHOO, CROX, WBD, FMCN, amongst others, deep in the green, the bearshitters cannot drive the market too much lower.

My best guess, tech will rule the last hour of trading, as investors do a little nibbling– going into fat fucker day (Thanksgiving).

In short, feel free to get drunk and buy stocks again.

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31 comments

  1. Juice

    Kawlling all bearse … where the f r u?

    lame lame

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  2. Bison Burger

    And GS alone outweighs all of those momo stox in the indexeez.

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  3. Red Suit Rally

    http://www.thegamegallery.com/catalog/cardboard/pics/SU-354.jpg

    Yeah baby!

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  4. Red Suit Rally

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/06/01/PH2005060100418.jpg

    I heard if I wear a red suit i get to “smoke the peace pipe.” Is it clean?

    hee heee

    Jacko

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  5. Red Suit Rally

    http://members.fortunecity.com/oriondiscs/Great_red_suit_photo_from_calendar_270x409.jpg

    Back from the grave for the red suit rally. Love me tender. Where’s Pricilla?

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  6. Red Suit Rally

    Even douchebags support the red suit rally:

    http://idolbrisbane2007.bigblog.com.au/data/4/20555/image/redsuitsmall3357620070422232151.jpg

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  7. Red Suit Rally

    Bruthas want a rally. Tru dat.

    http://silverchips.mbhs.edu/gr/oct2005/DSC05036.jpg

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  8. Crawford

    http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/414UJNxv+HL.jpg

    ho! ho! ho!

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  9. Woodshedder

    I’m mister bearshitter, I’m mister bear

    (sung to the heat miser theme)

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  10. DPeezy

    Sorry no ‘red suit’ picture.
    But if everything works out with a rally to close the day, we’ll end up with a nice double bottom for today and begin the uptrend. Come on baby!

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  11. Red Suit Rally

    http://www.chineseculturecenter-abq.com/images/chikung/Chi%20Kung%20-Red%20Suit-1%20blue-Sm.jpg

    Chinese Solar Burrito Makers Support the red suit rally!

    (that’s my last one, promise)

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  12. Juice

    thats not nice , she looks like a nice girl

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  13. SaNTa

    RSR,

    Fuck you. Post some links to a beautiful women in red. You fags are killing me.

    http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/76630627.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1932A9B55D9B9C7D68D8783D446B6CD165E284831B75F48EF45

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  14. DPeezy

    SaNTa: We have a winner!
    That made my day.

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  15. Red Suit Rally

    That’s orange dumbass. But, in the spirit of Chief Bulging Wallet, we’ll take it.

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  16. SaNTa

    http://www.targetescorts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/monaco-formula1-small.jpg

    One more.

    You want to be a part of this rally…

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  17. SaNTa

    I happen to be red/green color blind.

    Odd no?

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  18. Woodshedder

    I’m the Grinch? How bout some green pictures you bulltards!

    https://bp2.blogger.com/_8KVGEZEUltI/Rw-MN-2S0iI/AAAAAAAAAUs/bVt0TxC7XIg/s1600-h/77-12.jpg

    Now THAT is a BEAR SHITTER!

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  19. SaNTa

    That’s from an old JC Penny catalog, right? Who the fuck ever shops there?

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  20. Woodshedder

    The Grinch shops there you dumbass!

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  21. Frosty

    ESLR my best play for next week…XLE OIH catch a bid….some of those chicoms like CDS…biowreck OSIP and GILD also a buyer here.

    Fly, pease

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  22. Burgermeister Meisterburger

    No more red zoot makahs to dah King!

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  23. Burgermeister Meisterburger

    But plenty of greazy turkey leg!

    (Click to zee)

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  24. Woodshedder

    You’ll notice last year stocks traded down into Thanksgiving.

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  25. Burgermeister Meisterburger

    Shed that Eastern Chemical is money!

    Err… I mean … Deutchmarks!

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  26. The Zombie

    Fuck yeah! This new site rocks!
    Fuck the bear!
    The Fly is still God!

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  27. newequity

    The fly rules, I typed in CROX on Google news. iBankCoin is listed right below the Forbes shit, holy shit fucker your page ranks are high.

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  28. This site is 5x better than thestreet.com

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  29. rookietrader

    red suit stick a fucking red dildo up your ass you fucking retard

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