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Late Day Retards Strike Again

Here we go again.

Mark my words, you fuckers who keep fading the early day rallies, hoping for a “shit the bed” close, will soon be poleaxed.

Nothing works forever.

While it’s true, I believe the bears can break a few noses this afternoon, via late day fuckery. It’s also true, the market will not remain as predictable as it is now.

Bottom line: I’m fucking holding onto my weapons (cash), waiting for the perfect buying opportunity, which may come early Monday.

Viz.

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28 comments

  1. Dinosaur Trader

    Before a string of comments written in Jake’s “broken Chinese” pop up, can we call an end to that trend and move on to something new?

    “Power to the Peanuts.”

    -DT

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  2. Ben Dover

    “Mark my words, you fuckers who keep fading the early day rallies, hoping for a “shit the bed” close, will soon be poleaxed.”

    Yes but its working for now and the market continues to shit the last 2 hours.

    Christmas has been cancelled. All those bulls hoping for a Santa Rally are going to be left with their panties around their ankles and a very sore ass.

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  3. Juice

    Today will be the last day the bears can influence the close … they will try Monday & fail miserably leading to the fabled Thanksgiving-Santa Rally.

    Da Bearse will own the papers this weekend but come late monday afternoon, it will be open season on yogis. and not the maharishi kind … the grizzly, black, brown, polar, schmolar, Jake, Fleck, Hickey, Tice kinda bearse.

    viz

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  4. SaNTa

    Fuck you Jerk Mehoff.

    An old man nearly hit ran me over out on the road today. Luckily I had enough weapons (horsepower) to leave the fucker in the dust.

    We will win this fight.

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  5. Frosty

    FLY…spot on…glad I could help adjust your radar…your coming along.

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  6. SaNTa

    Christmas will come early. The Fly is going to conquer WallStreet.

    Believe.

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  7. The Fly

    “The Fly” and SaNtA will drop nuclear bombs on the bears, come X-mas.

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  8. gappingandyapping

    Fly re: VMI I would like to buy some calls here on it. You still like risk reward near term such as December?

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  9. chivasontherocks

    us stocks are the most undervalued asset on a relative basis in the universe. we’re about to enter a dart board market, where everything goes up.

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  10. rockain'tdeadyet

    Which pendejo fucker didn’t eat his worm? Piker.
    I will drink so much tequila this weekend that come Monda, I’ll be able to light my own piss on fire. I tell you this so that when you are at the bottom of the stairs, holding your broken hip, and you see an arc of fiery rain descending towards you, you will not be puzzled.
    Odd, no?

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  11. Island of Misfit Toys
    Island of Misfit Toys

    Dear Sirs:

    I am writing you on behalf of the Island of Misfit Toys. Our island is a 501c3 charity organization established with the purpose of finding homes for toys that are broken, malformed, lead-tainted, gay and retarded. We need your help.

    Unfortunately, we have just received shipment of 5,000 “Mr. Chinese Solar Burrito Head” dolls that have no home. It’s the worst case we’ve had in years. We are rumored to be receiving some tiny movie projectors as well, PicoP, I believe they are called. They only project retarded clown porn in a 1′ x 1′ image in the pitch dark (I suppose the PicoP toys might not be broken, as one would want to look at retarded clown porn in the dark and on a small screen).

    Anyway, without a Santa rally (code: Red Suit Rally) we cannot place these toys into the hands of obese American children. Please help us. Catch a bid. We need help.

    Your friend,

    Hermie
    Dentist to the GLBT Community
    http://panpan23.www8.50megs.com/2006/graphics/hermie.gif

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  12. The Fly

    VMI is not short term.

    I’d go out a year on the calls.

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  13. Bison Burger

    Great. I’ll keep shorting meanwhile.

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  14. Dinosaur Trader

    Nothing makes me happier than SWC trading down (JJ long) and FSLR trading up (JJ short).

    Looks like JJ is eating at Wendy’s this weekend.

    “Power to the Peanuts.”

    -DT

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  15. SaNTa

    SunRain Solar Energy Co is going to own!

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  16. cigars3

    Fly

    RS trading under $50. hasnt been there in awhile. FWD PE now 8/1!

    Time to play that one?

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  17. SaNTa

    Fly… You have to replace the bull with a reindeer for the Red Suit Rally.

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  18. Golden Bear

    All this talk of a “Red Suit Rally” has brought to my attention the immediate need to go into hibernation. Perhaps today?

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  19. Bison Burger

    Max Pain. Q’s @ $50, IWM @ $76. Brilliant.

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  20. cigars3

    Thing is, JJ could prove to be right on palladium and platinum over the long run. All of those mined resources have been going up. Thing is, the douchebag picked a horribly run company but refuses to give up on it.

    Wonder if he’ll realize it before the stock hits $5?

    90% of his retirement in a mining stock. What an asschapeau! I wonder if it ever crossed his mind how the stock would react if a mining disaster trapped or killed 50 miners down there?

    Another great buying opp, I suppose!

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  21. Golden Bear

    I mention hibernation and the indexes turn momentarily green.

    Odd no?

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  22. SaNTa

    Go steal a picnic basket, fucker.

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  23. Golden Bear

    I’ll steal your basket after I do this to your “Reindeer Rally”

    http://pelicantoes.net/jackson_reindeer.jpg

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  24. The Misfit Eastah Bunny
    The Misfit Eastah Bunny

    Y’all play nice now.

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  25. The Misfit Eastah Bunny
    The Misfit Eastah Bunny

    Filthy dayum Aigle fans.

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  26. Danny

    it’s like halloween over here.

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