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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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(Chinese) Lotto Time

As predicted, it looks like a “v-shaped recovery” leeches.

Also, I’ve noticed many of you cow fuckers have made several snark comments, such as “hey, dude, your website blows” or “ha, ha, ha, your stocks are down.”

Fuck you.

Don’t compare yourself with me. If I lost money on a trade or two, it was done on purpose, in order to make this shit a little harder for me.

In short, I’m “King Kong Master Trader,” while you’re just that stupid blonde bitch.

Don’t do it.

Finally, thanks to the wonderful communists from China, we have “lotto time,” again.

With stocks set to “de-ball” American bears today, I expect to see many lottery tickets purchased, effectively killing those who bought FXP (trojan horse).

Today’s predicted Chinese lotto winners are:

BIDU, CDS, STP, CHL, JASO, CHA, XFML, SOHU, SINA, CSUN, ZNH, SSRX, JRJC, RCH and STV.

Thank you for playing.

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21 comments

  1. Juice

    we just had the woodshedder bottom … no we have woodshedder covering his shorts

    rally’s over

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  2. Woodshedder

    Dammit. Why do you always have to be right? I don’t want to be the dumb blonde bitch anymore. Can I just give you a banana and call it even?

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  3. Woodshedder

    Its almost funny. Almost.

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  4. J

    Broker A: Thoughts on adding a live chat? What a blast that’d be… =)

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  5. jjmackenzie

    Bald not blonde

    Only pussies complain about criticism…going for your vagina transplant?

    I hope and your small prick stick to the salient points and even though I’m and asshole I like this site

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  6. The Fly

    Fuck you q-ball.

    “The Fly” doesn’t complain; he exacts revenge.

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  7. newequity

    Screw a live chat, we want a peanut throwing contest.

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  8. jjmackenzie

    whiiiiinneerrrr

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  9. jjmackenzie

    forgot to sign off as q-ball or is that lick my balls

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  10. J

    ‘second that motion NewEquity for the peanut throwing!

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  11. ottnott

    King Kong ended up a crumpled heap in the gutter.

    The blonde lived, sold her story for bazillions, toured the world, had an Asian luxury hotel chain named after her, appeared on 876 magazine covers after she adopted 36 Sudanese orphans, and is favored to become the next Senator from Florida.

    I’m just sayin…

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  12. Woodshedder

    Ottnott, I didn’t cover yet. I’m holding out for that Senator’s position.

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  13. tehdrunky

    shes going to reverse.

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  14. Woodshedder

    Covered, went long when Nasdaq filled the gap.

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  15. WildWestie

    XFML is the Chinese MVIS

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  16. TraderCaddy

    Market (NASDAQ) is not going up until chips stop going down.

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  17. TraderCaddy

    Also 1490 on S&P is Resistance just like it was support on the way down.

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  18. mrkcbill

    The Chinese Government is tracking this website….developing…

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  19. TraderCaddy

    The tanks in Tiananmen Square are warming up for Flys welcome.

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  20. coach137

    Looks like those communist bastards gorged a little too much on bear balls. They are puking them up now. Next course, a nice serving of rocky mountain oysters.

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  21. 12buttons

    Be kind – I am new here. Fly, I have some old long shares of STP – earnings tomorrow..what’s the thinking? Anybody hear anything besides the deals with MEMC?
    Have no hedge on… and not playing trading shares on the earnings..btw…I like your new home…thanks 12b

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