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UPDATE: Asian Bears De-Balled

It’s all over bears.

Tomorrow, “The Fly” will beat you upside the head with a greasy turkey leg.

More on this later.

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34 comments

  1. brian

    how about your thoughts on vmi why do you think it was sold on a strong day

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  2. The Fly

    Fund getting out. Temporary imbalance.

    Good times ahead, fucker.

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  3. brian

    thanks company looks good I’m in for a few thousand at 89

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  4. Danny

    you shan’t regret that brian. I’ll bet an asshat it goes higher.

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  5. BOOMER

    testing. hot mike. thump thump. screech. check. check.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2hoTU48Ljk

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  6. JakeGint

    No such ting, Asian Beah!

    Sirry Iriot! Panda not even lear beah!

    Mal-soupial!

    Learry!

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  7. JakeGint

    Schit!

    Mal Soupier!

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  8. HORNDOG

    Not true Jake, here is an Asian bear:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071113/ap_on_sc/endangered_bears

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  9. The Fly

    Just drank a fine Bordeaux.

    Developing…

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  10. Juju bear

    Just had a delightful and fancy meal of smoked pheasant ravioli with blackberry sage sauce, macadamia crusted Colorado rack of lamb with mango-ginger sauce, served with applewood smoked vegetables, and mixed greens with blood orange vinaigrette.

    My wine of choice with this meal was a 2004 Saint M Riesling, a fresh, fruit-driven wine with wonderfully ripe flavors of peach and apricot.

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  11. Hong Kong Bull

    Having fun over here today! HSI up 3.7% at lunch, HSCEI up 4.88%. Just finished phoning my bear friends just to laugh at their discomfort and inability to “bank coin”!

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  12. Redneck

    Keep that there market humming, so’
    s that tamorra we can keep ‘er on a roll here yonder Stateside, savvy?

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  13. Wang Hung Lo

    Honolable Chinee mahket bulls lipping honorlable faces off beah shittas. Fry, you rike dat? I do more. OK? Okay.

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  14. The Fly

    Juju Bear:

    You’re an asshole, but a gentleman at the dinner table, indeed.

    HK Bull:

    Kill the Bears!

    Off for a drive.

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  15. yokahomamama

    Is a fund getting out of MVIS as well? what’s the deal with that one. I told you Fly, if I’m in then we’re doomed.

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  16. Juju bear

    Thank you.

    Now go drive off a pier, goblet fucker.

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  17. alphadawgg

    yokahomamama–

    Costanza trades do not apply to MVIS. It’s ok to sell.

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  18. newequity

    Doing some late night research on monetizing websites. This fucker only has 180k unique visitors a month. “Fly” has over 130k avg.

    His ” “blog made $352.94 in it first month as a monetized blog. One year later (last month) it pulled in a record $20,512.17. And it shows no sign of slowing down.” ”

    Give me a stock pick that will do that.

    http://www.johnchow.com/john-chow-dot-com-october-2007-income-report/

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  19. Ragincajun

    Just did some late night shopping, I bought the trucker hat.

    Odd no?

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  20. JakeGint

    Macadamia crusted lamb?

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    Geezus, they’ll put a macadamia crust on anything these days.

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  21. JakeGint

    You can take the Boudroux out of the Bayou, but….

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  22. newequity

    I may buy a few t-shirts for my wife to wear, and to help boost Fly’s bottom line,

    odd no?

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  23. eponymous

    MVIS is definitely a Costanza trade.

    If George Costanza knew that Alex Tokman & Co. do not own any reasonable level of shares in their own company, he would see that as a strong reason to buy the stock.

    Caveat: I don’t know what the Costanza track record is since all I know about him is that he is a short bald guy with a father named Frank who’s claim to fame is the invention of the “man-zier”, a piece of apparel that addresses sagging “man boobs”.

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  24. The Fly

    Hurry up.

    Shit is almost SOLD the fuck OUT.

    Get ’em while they’re hot.

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  25. Ragincajun

    I can’t wait to sport my hat around town.

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  26. Danny

    I love my hat (pending)

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  27. The Fly

    I’m getting the fucking yard sign and I will put it on my neighbors front yard.

    Fuck him.

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  28. LOFROR

    A Chinese man arranged for Jake’s sister to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed, climbed into bed, and went at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with her and commenced a repeat performance.

    She was impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with Jake’s sister and started again!

    She was amazed at this sequence. During the fifth encounter, she decided to try it herself. When they were done she jumped up, went to the window and took a deep breath of fresh air, dove under the bed to find 4 other Chinese men.

    lofror!

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  29. Juice

    Asia on it high horse + XFML #’s should enable the cross of death:

    XFML & SWC will cross paths enabling JJ to slit his wrists with parradium stilleto

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  30. Ragincajun

    The Chinese lotto is back!

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  31. gappingandyapping

    UP UP UP and Revisions, they fucking over shot. Buy C. Buy XLF!

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  32. Woodshedder

    PPI good, month over month, not so good y o y.
    Retail sales good.
    Shit, I’m covering.

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  33. TraderCaddy

    Note to Orlando, Fl people: A free doughnut @ all Dunkin’ Donuts the day after every Orlando Magic win. No ticket stub required and you didn’t have to be at the game. I will be adding a few lbs this winter.

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  34. Jake Gint

    Before you go and buy XLF, you might want to watch this clip from Morgan Stanley.

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