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LOL: Osama bin Laden’s family to be tried for illegally entering Pakistan

What they mean to say is that bin Laden and his family were invited to receive asylum by Pakistan, and now the fire is too hot so Pakistan is going to pretend like they had no idea bin Laden and his kin were there, and prosecute all of them, including the women, who probably are so devoid of civil rights they have no idea what is even going on.

ISLAMABAD – A Pakistani court is set to charge five members of Usama bin Laden’s family with illegally entering and living in the country, their defense lawyer said Monday.

The Al Qaeda chief’s family has been in Pakistani detention since last May, when U.S. commandos raided the house where they were living in the northwest army town of Abbottabad and shot and killed bin Laden.

Pakistan was outraged by the raid because it was not informed beforehand. Officials have insisted they did not know the Al Qaeda chief was living there, and the U.S. has not found any evidence that they did.

A Pakistani court will charge three of bin Laden’s widows and two of his daughters on April 2 when the hearing against them resumes, said their lawyer, Mohammad Amir. The court gave the five women copies of the case and evidence against them on Monday, he said.

Pakistani legal experts have said the maximum punishment the women could receive is five years in jail.

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4 comments

  1. Anton

    If convicted, they will be sentenced to life in Pakistan.

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    • ottnott

      Psst. You and your terse cleverness shouldn’t be here right now. Tonight’s reserved for people who get all worked up because somebody wore an [awkwardly] insulting t-shirt.

      It is this kind of night: http://xkcd.com/386/

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      • TJWP

        HAHAHA well said.

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      • Anton

        So sorry. Didn’t realize it was awkward t-shirt night.

        Being that I am unwilling to wear an Ed Hardy garment to pass the velvet rope barring entry to even this fine establishment, I shall bid all a good night.

        I say good night, Sir.

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