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Cardiac Arrest For a Triple Bypass Burger Customer @ Heart Attack Grill

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Nurse with Triple Bypass Burgers (Heart Attack Grill)

A restaurant called “The Heart Attack Grilled” finally earned its name on Saturday when a customer eating one of their Triple Bypass Burgers had a cardiac arrest.

“At the time of the incident I was performing bypass procedures on other patients,” restaurant owner Jon Basso told Raw Story. “My ‘head’ nurse informed me that one of our patients was having an actual heart attack.”

Basso comes to work dressed as a “doctor” and his waitresses wear sexy nurse costumes, but on this night they had to call in trained medical professionals.

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9 comments

  1. The Fly

    so absurd

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  2. Anton

    McDonalds is suing, claiming infringement on their “Big Mac Attack” copyright.

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    • ottnott

      OT: I’m listening to the audiobook version of No Country for Old Men. Only about 1/4 so far.

      Very creepy, especially having seen the movie and having a notion about Mr. Cigur’s “capabilities”. The scene with the quarter in the gas station is lengthier and much more disturbing than in the movie.

      The old sheriff in the book doesn’t have badass Tommy Lee Jones’ face, so the mismatch with Cigur seems all the greater. Moss is impressive, but too human for what he’s up against.

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      • Anton

        Cormac’s writing is beautifully depressing.

        If you ever fear you’ve drifted into a happy, manic period in your life, watch “The Road.” WIll bring you right down.

        Don’t think I could recommend reading the book, however. And Cormac says it was written out of love for his son.

        Now where the hell is my pneumatic cattle hammer..?

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        • JakeGint

          Blood Meridian is still his best.

          And the Judge makes old Anton look like a car sick girl scout.

          Believe it or not, old Cormac’s gotten soft in his old age (The Road was maudlin, for example).

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  3. JakeGint

    Audio book? You better be blind… wtf?

    Who’s the reader? Tommy Lee?

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  4. JakeGint

    Per the main topic… I contend the dude didn’t stroke out on the food but on the presentation of the “noices” (as they said it in Crooklyn, back in me Grampap’s day).

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      I had the same thought when I heard the report on the radio this afternoon.

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