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OPEC Cartel Agrees to First Production Cuts in 8 Years; Commerzbank Calls Cuts ‘Completely Worthless’

Such generosity by the House of Saud, restricting the supply of crude to record levels, burdening their people with deleterious volume reductions in order to smash us over the skulls with sharply higher prices.

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What’s interesting to note, aside from the cartel’s first cut in 8 years, is the fact that traders are jumping in like lemmings without putting these cuts into context. Let’s explore, shall we?

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As you can see, quite clearly, OPEC had been pumping out crude as fast as their devilish hands could pump the stuff, up until now. With these cuts, production will plunge to 32.5m bpd — levels not seen since  April of 2016!

Clearly traders are squeezing the life out of those who bet against this cut. Goldman lured their clients to the cliff and kicked them over — suggesting an OPEC cut had only a 30% chance of occurring.

OPEC clinched a deal to curtail oil supply, confounding skeptics as the need to clear a record global crude glut — and prove the group’s credibility — brought about its first cuts in eight years, Bloomberg News reports.

OPEC will reduce production by 1.2 million barrels a day to 32.5 million a day, a delegate said Wednesday in Vienna, asking not to be identified as the decision isn’t yet public. Oil jumped 7.6 percent to $49.90 a barrel in London at 1:23 p.m. local time.

After weeks of often tense negotiations, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries’ three biggest producers — Saudi Arabia, Iraq and Iran — resolved differences over sharing the burden of cuts to rein in supply for the first time since 2008. Notably, it appears the Saudis accepted that Iran, as a special case, can raise production to about 3.9 million barrels a day. The agreement is also likely to include a reduction of about 600,000 barrels a day by non-OPEC countries.

WTI and Brent are enthusiastically soaring this morning, higher by more than 7%.

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Commerzbank calls the cuts ‘completely worthless’.

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Trump’s Treasury Pick Says Corporate Tax Cuts Will Boost GDP Growth to 3-4%

Prepare to be great again. Former Goldman banker and Hollywood degenerate, Steve Mnuchin, in a CNBC interview this morning said the economy could be super charged to grow at 3-4%, instead of the feckless shit Obama has presided over, if corporate taxes could be slashed down to 15%.

“By cutting corporate taxes, we’re going to create huge economic growth and we’ll have huge personal income,” Mnuchin told “Squawk Box,” confirming he has been tapped for treasury secretary.

Reducing the corporate tax rate from 30 percent to 15 percent will be a major goal for the Trump administration, the former Wall Street executive said.

“Our most important priority is sustained economic growth, and I think we can absolutely get to sustained 3 to 4 percent GDP, and that is absolutely critical for the country,” Mnuchin said.

“To get there, our number one priority is tax reform. This will be the largest tax change since [President Ronald] Reagan.”

In addition, he said he wants to simplify taxes for the average citizen. “Taxes are way too complicated, and people spend way too much time worrying about ways to get them lower,” he said.
Mnuchin was Trump’s campaign finance chairman during the election.

It’s going to be fantastic. Champagne breakfasts for all and cocaine lunches for some. For the D.C. types out there, your pizza parties are coming to an end.

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Iraqi Oil Minister Causes OPEC Optimism and Is Making Oil Great Again

The Father of Lies resides in the Middle East. We just don’t know who it is, exactly. The Iraqi oil minister said Iraq could cut production for 6 months, before going hog fucking wild on the markets again.
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No one else agreed to shit. The Russians are at home eating disgusting borscht. Oil has rallied by more than 5%.

Bonds are getting hit. Brace yourselves for the longest fucking line of cocaine the world has ever seen.

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Steve Mnuchin Selected by Trump for Treasury Secretary, a Look at Previous Secretaries and Affiliations

Trump selected Steve Mnuchin to be the next Treasury Secretary. Steve is a Goldman man. What else is new? Let’s have a look at the recent men who’ve filled this role in government and their affiliations.

Steve Mnuchin: Parter at Goldman Sachs, Yale, Dad worked for Goldman for three decades, brief gig at Soros hedge fund, Hollywood producer.
Jack Lew: COO of Citi prop trading unit that correctly bet on housing collapse in 2008, Harvard, Council on Foreign Relations.
Hank Paulson: Former CEO of Goldman Sachs, Dartmouth, worked at Pentagon and in Nixon administration.
John Snow: Former CEO of CSX, Chairman Cerberus Capital Management, served under several administrations and shilled on a sundry of boards.
Paul O’Neil: Former CEO of Alcoa, Member of Carnegie Mellon University’s dean’s advisory council.
Larry Summers: Former President of Harvard, managing partner at DE Shaw, Chief Economist at the World Bank.
Robert Rubin: 26 Years at Goldman Sachs, London School of Economics, Yale, Co-Chair of the Council on Foreign Relations, Chair of Citi
Lloyd Bentsen: University of Texas, WW2 Vet, promoted to Lt. Col and discharged in 1947, wanted to Nuke N. Korea, served on board of Lockheed Martin, helped convince republicans to pass NAFTA while serving under Clinton.

UPDATE: I forgot to mention Timmy Geithner, former President of the NY Fed, Dad worked for Ford Foundation. Grandpa advised Rockefeller and George Romney during their Presidential bids, as well as Eisenhower. Timmy spent most of his childhood abroad, but came back to attend Dartmouth. In addition to Dartmouth, he attended Peking University, Beijing University and Johns Hopkins. Tim speaks both Chinese and Japanese. Early in his career, he worked for Kissinger, then in the Rubin and Summers Treasury Departments. After leaving those fuckers in 2001, Tim went on to the Council on Foreign Affairs, before a gig at the IMF. A regular ham and egger.

Nice group of guys.

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SHILL ALERT: Mitt Romney Addresses the Press After Fine Dining with President Elect Trump

If you were hoping, like I was, to truly drain the swamp, this press conference by one of the prime swamp creatures should scare you. Thus far, Trump’s cabinet has been populated by shills, with a few patriots like Bannon sprinkled in. Notice how the elite are going apeshit Bannon and not the others? The true test of Trump’s picks are whether they’re received well by the media or not. If the media has good things to say, odds are the person Trump picked is a cuck.

I understand the State Department, traditionally, is filled by shills, empty and corrupt suits who try their best to destroy the country in the small amount of time allotted to them. However, the people who voted for Trump expected something different. That’s not to say we’d prefer Joey Bologna from Brooklyn to take the role. But Mitt Romney, the quintessential checkered pants republican neocon fucked face?

No thanks.

In spite of what Trump might do wrong over the next 4 years, nothing could’ve been worse than rewarding the Presidency to crooked Hillary and her satanic gargoyle friends.

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Leftist Group in NYC Burns American Flag: ‘This Flag Deserves to Burn’

In response to Trump’s tweet, regarding making it illegal to burn the American flag, cucks ran out and burned the fucking flag — right in front of Trump Hotel, NYC.

The NYC Revolution Club (lolz, unarmed I’m guessing) sent out this tweet earlier today, inviting like minded shills to burn the flag — promoting communism and an end to American greatness.

And a demonstration of abject stupidity.

These people are literally the scourge of the earth, insidious creatures, drug addled and mentally ill, the mountebanks and vagrants of an otherwise civilized country. Their demise cannot come soon enough. We must drain the swamp and take away the oxygen that has permitted these deformed and hideous monsters to flourish for so long — controlled and manipulated by a globalist system of mercenary scum — hell bent on breaking this country in half and devouring its spirit.

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Kellogg’s Pulls Ads from Breitbart

It’s happening, folks. Ever since Trump won the election, the shills on the left have been actively trying to prevent S. Bannon from joining Trump’s White House staff — for reasons that are fairly obvious. He isn’t a white supremacist. Instead, he knows who they are — who they truly are, under the facade of gentility.

Following AppNexus’ banning of Breitbart is the maker of shitty breakfast treats, Kellogg’s — removing their ads from one of the top websites on the planet — because, umm, FAKE NEWS.

“We regularly work with our media buying partners to ensure our ads do not appear on sites that aren’t aligned with our values as a company,” Kellogg spokesperson Kris Charles in a statement. “This involves reviewing websites where ads could potentially be placed using filtering technology to assess site content. As you can imagine, there is a very large volume of websites, so occasionally something is inadvertently missed. In this case, we learned from consumers that ads were placed on Breitbart.com and decided to discontinue advertising there.”

If you’re running a website and not towing the globalist agenda, you’re at risk of being defunded by third party advertisers.

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The Uncuckable Tucker Carlson Humiliates Another Liberal, This Time Over Racializing OSU Terror Attack

Tariq Nasheed was the latest victim to be dismantled and surgically annihilated by the Uncuckable Tucker Carlson.

Upon hearing about the OSU terror attack, Tariq, essentially, said the cop who shot the terrorist wasn’t a hero and reduced the event to a white guy shooting a black guy — wanton shilling at its worst.

Tucker addressed this issue, as well as several others.

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#MAGA: Trump Successfully Negotiates Deal to Keep Carrier in the U.S.; One Thousand Jobs Saved

CNBC is reporting that Trump and the parent company of Carrier, United Technologies, have come to terms with a deal that will enable the company to remain in the US — effectively saving 1,000 jobs.

Spin this, cucks.

All he had to do was care a little and pick up the god damned phone.

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