[[C]] to announce break up.
Odd, no?
In other news, via the Fed H3 stats, bank reserves are now at negative 62 billion. A new record.
Also odd, no?
Comments »[[C]] to announce break up.
Odd, no?
In other news, via the Fed H3 stats, bank reserves are now at negative 62 billion. A new record.
Also odd, no?
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Comments »I’m just bowling on you bullish fuckers—throwing cannon balls and shit at you “do-gooders.” All day, I was leaning on [[LEH]], much to the chagrin of CNBC. Hopefully, some of you ingrates banked a little coin on it.
By the way, I’m not covering my LEH short. As a matter of fact, I greatly increased it today, as rumors run wild of their imminent demise.
Soon enough, you bottom calling fuckers will frantically exclaim: “where’d the bottom go”?
It’s not very difficult to trade a bear market people. When the market is knifing lower, reduce your leverage and raise cash. When it is spiking, increase your downside bets and leverage on extreme up days.
I know this confuses many of you, who are pre-programmed to always be bullish. I need you to understand something: “The Fly” needs you to stay bullish.
I need you fuckers to fuel my cash machine, by placing you and your stupid longs into my turbine. Without you, I would not be able to short LEH @ $49, or [[MON]] @ $114.
Regarding today’s welfare handout to the investment banks:
The brokerage asshats took 86 billion in free U.S. Sovereign Wealth Fund (FED) money. In my opinion, that’s an absolute flaming red flag. Expect many of the brokers to announce significant write downs, now that they have this money.
Finally, it’s worth noting “The Fly” is on the comeback trail, in iBC’s Final Four contest.
You didn’t think I was going to lose, did you? “The Fly” wins all the time, even when he appears to be losing badly.
Comments »I bought 1,000 [[DGP]] @ $24.33.
Disclaimer: If you buy DGP because of this post, when you die, you will be subjected to that Indian Wisdom Tree ETF commercial, for all eternity. And, you may lose money.
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Take that bulls bears!
For fear of closing in the red, I couldn’t wait, until 3:45, to re-release this news.
You’re welcome.
UPDATE: The investment banks only took in 86 billion in free money from the Fed. Hell, that’s fucking great news. That means they only have 86 billion in write downs left, no? Even more good news.
Comments »We can do it, folks.
Come one gang, let’s run the market higher, so that we may preserve CNBC’s ratings.
Do it for CNBC!
Comments »Did you see those GDP numbers? Fucking smoking, man.
And, the market is so oversold, you just have to get long the banks. I mean, how low will [[LEH]] go, zero?
I don’t think so. Big investment banks NEVER go to zero. They go to $10.
Aside from the banks, solar looks sweet here. Look at [[SOLF]], [[FSLR]] and [[CSIQ]]. How could anyone deny the power of the solar panel (pun intended)? In due time, all of us will drive solar powered cars, circa 1980’s news broadcasts.
Anyway, should this market be down by 3:45 today, I have a special surprise to “jack it” higher.
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Comments »Today, I refuse to share financial advice with strange lurkers from the internets. Quite honestly, “The Fly” is not interested in today’s tape. Sure, the market will go up and down, bankrupting fucktarded goat fuckers along the way. But that’s the natural order of things, no?
By helping you, I am disturbing nature. As you well know, “The Fly” is a HUGE fan of nature, with all of its trees and shit. The last thing I want on my conscience is to melt down some fucking iceberg, because my pristine financial advice helped some moron from the internets build an oil refinery in the North Pole. That is unacceptable.
So, with that being said, I have numerous cups of “low-end” Dunkin’ Donuts coffee to consume, while deciding my next attack.
Developing…
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