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This is an internal document, from ChessnWine, sent over to my desk. I am revealing it to you now, so that you might behold the upside surprise, prior to the opening of trade tomorrow. You’re welcome.
Executive Order 12631— Trading Group on Financial Markets
Source: The provisions of The PPT order 12631 of November 12, 2010 (3rd year anniversary of iBC), appear at ppt.ibankcoin.com, unless otherwise noted.
By virtue of the authority vested in “The Fly” by himself as Founder, CEO, and BlogFather of iBankCoin.com and The PPT, and in order to establish a Trading Group on Financial Markets, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1: Establishment. (a) There is hereby established a trading group on financial markets (trading group) The trading group shall be composed of
(1) The Bilderberg Group
(2) chessNwine
(3) RaginCajun
(b) The Illuminati, or his designee, shall be the chairman of the working group.
Sec. 2 Purpose of functions. (a) Recognizing the goals of enhancing the integrity, efficiency, orderliness, and competitiveness of The PPT, the Trading Group shall identify and consider:
(1) Timely stock market commentary on intra-day, daily, and weekly time frames.
(2) Actionable trading ideas in real time, supported by focused and cogent analysis.
(3) Extrapolating on The PPT “screens” to find the very best trading setups based on the algorithms sublime harmony of mathematical precision.
(a) The Trading Group shall consult, as appropriate, with RW Pelican, representative of “The Fly,” to determine security solutions whenever possible.
(b) The Trading Group shall report to “The Fly” initially within 60 days (and periodically thereafter) on its progress and, if appropriate, will receive slaps to the face with hot slices of pizza.
Sec. 3 Administration. (a) The heads of the Executive departments, agencies, and independent instrumentalists shall, to the extent permitted by law, provide the Trading Group such information as it may require for the purpose of carrying out this order.
(b) Members of this Trading Group shall already be subscribers to The PPT, before having access to a Trading Group membership.
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