iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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This Sell Off is Dated Until Meatballs Bounce

We’re not going to have resolution until the Italian election “crisis” is resolved. I know how people think and they’re fixated on Berlusconi and his nazi plans. This morning’s bounce was great, but now it’s gone and I am once again in the red.

The housing and consumer confidence numbers were also great, but pale in comparison to the horrors that Berlusconi and his fascist thugs will inflict onto Europe.

Do you realize how stupid this whole process is? How one event can cause so many overly dramatic responses from the investor community?

It’s the nature of man to hoard and  protect what is theirs. People want to hold onto gains and will use any excuse to protect them. As such, here were are, stuck in purgatory, being  waited on by stupid men with Italian accents.

I’ve divested the majority of my VHC position, reducing it from 30% to a little less than 5%. With much of the proceeds, I bought BX, USG, BZH and APO–all doing woefully horrific in this meatball of a tape.

I’m short CCL (the broken toilet) and AG. However, I am leveraged out to my eyeballs, exposed to the market. My net long exposure is about 105%. I am not doing this simply because “stocks have to trade up until tax day.” You misinterpret my hyperbole.

The very basis of my bullish position is the undeniable resurgence in housing. The timing of my positioning is optimal, from a seasonality point of view.

I have two primary tools at my disposal.

1. Idea, information flow, intuition.

2. Timing.

If I get the latter wrong, the former will be for naught.

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The Trend is Your Friend: Short Silver

I do not mean to be curt with you, but you should short silver with all of the muster you can bear–immediately. When is a good time to short silver?

Anytime.

Consider this: silver sucks. Even more so, silver miners are the very worst investments over the past 12 months, save fraudulent education scams.

Do I have proof?

Of course!

One of the many things creative people do when they are bored is build things. Unfortunately, my creativity has been stymied over the past year due to the never-ending, tedious, development of PPT 2, which I am told is no more than 50 years away from completion. Nevertheless, before iBankCoin became moribund, stuck in amber, I developed a tool (still in BETA aka not for public use) that tracks correlation between individual stocks/industries to the S&P 500.

Observe silver.
Silver_Sucks

Look at the last column and you will see that silver has underperformed the SPY by more than 40% over the past 12 months.

The raw commodity itself faired better, but still sucks.

SLV

The underperformance is 14% less than what the dastardly miners have ccomplished, which proves my points exactly.

What are my points?

  • If you must own silver, buy silver and not a miner.
  • Silver sucks.
  • The trend is your friend.

Disclosure: I am short AG

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Is the Market Showing Signs of Topping Out?

Let’s have a look at the market, over the past month.

Currencies:

Sterling was down 4% and the Euro was off by 2.5%. The Canadian dollar was off by 2% and the US dollar was up by 2.5%.

This is a sign of market deterioration.

Treasuries, represented by TLT, was up about 1%, while a variety of muni funds were down anywhere between 2-3.5%. High yield, however, was not badly damaged–with JNK and HYG off by less than 1%.

This is a sign of moderate deterioration.

Commodities have been weaker across the board, led by Wheat (-10%), Coal (-8%), Tin (-7.5%), Uranium (-7.3%) and Silver (-7%). The only notable strength was in natural gas, +5.5% for the month.

This is a sign of market deterioration.

Market leadership is often found is larger cap stocks. I searched through the top 25 companies, ranked by market cap– per sector–for month to date performance data and this is what I found.

Basic Materials
24 out of 25 stocks were down

Consumer Goods
11 out of 25 stocks were down

Financial
16 out of 25 stocks were down

Healthcare
14 out of 25 stocks were down

Industrial Goods
15 out of 25 stocks were down

Services
12 out of 25 stocks were down

Technology
13 out of 25 stocks were down

Utilities
12 out of 25 stocks were down

After viewing the large cap world, coupled with the data compiled from the raw commodity performance, I think it’s fair to declare there is severe dismantling of the commodity sector, which in many cases, is a barometer for global growth and reflation.

On the other hand, if you are looking at this from the Federal Reserve’s point of view, there is nothing in the market that is suggesting “inflation.” Therefore, the QE to infinity and beyond mantra should persist–putting a bid in any downtrending market.

Out of the top 25 stocks, ranked by market cap, only 11 were down over the past month. Most of the down stocks were off marginally. Moreover, it’s important to remember how much the market went up in January (+4.5%). All things considered, the market is still UP 1.4% in February and you jackasses are calling this 2007 all over again.

Look, I am open to the idea that western finance as we know is on the verge of collapse. Believe it or not, I welcome it. I did very well shorting the market in 2008-2009 and generally hate human beings and look forward to his extinction from this planet. Nevertheless, one step at a time BOZO. You cannot jump to conclusions like this, at least publicly. You make yourself look bad, providing your enemies with a never-ending supply of custard pies to throw at your clowned face.

Here are some empirical points to consider, when gauging the overall strength of this market.

Out of the 3,742 stocks tracked inside The PPT, 2,164 are above their 50 day moving averages, 2,592 above their 200 day moving averages and 1,243 are above their 20 day moving averages. The weakest sector is basic materials, with just 109 out of 520 stocks above their 20 day moving averages.

I will concede the presence of weakness in the commodity sector. At the same time it’s important to remember that 311 of 508 stocks are UP in the basic material sector–over the past 3 months.

You people need to chill out and enjoy the ride. We’re going to snap back soon and trend higher in March.

NOTE: Just under 30% of stocks are within 5% of their 52 week highs, while just 226 are within range of their 52 week lows. Also, the diabolical Italian 10 yr yields are at 4.5%, a good 1.5% away from the danger zone.

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My Take on Today’s Sell Off

I am reporting to you from the blackest room possible. “The Fly” does not mingle or gallivant or even travel during the frigid winter months. He remains in his northeast corridors to stockpile coin and socialize with complete idiots on the internets. The degree of today’s losses were sizable, yet none of your concern. What’s important for you to know is what I let you know.

I am brooding, chain drinking from cartoon sized mugs of black tea, seasoned with the finest bergamot oils available to this world. I know what the market will do tomorrow and in the near term, but I am going to ignore it–stick my head in a bottle (like s ship)– and jog on.

This morning I bet some of you were running about the office with exposed genitals, so happy to be long an upward surging market. Towards the end of the session, a great many of you found those same genitalia removed from your person. Castration trading is my favorite, particularly when I am flush with cash.

Having a 100% long bias into a maelstrom of volatility-driven-panic is a sure fire way to become a man overnight. I took my losses, stared at them with glossy eyes, and spit at them.

According to my investors handbook, published in 1817, the market is supposed to trade up until 4/15. At that point, when all of the taxes are collected and the treasury is good and fat–succored with the blood and sweat of the middle class, the government will “let the market go”, until it catches it later on during the fall. These are all known facts, some of you are still unaware.

I should be selling to protect my 9% gain. But I will to the exact opposite and buy more–setting a course for collision– flailing in the wind, swinging swords and lit sticks of TNT like a pirate without a ship to ransack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UvXY-evNNQ

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DARK SKIES OVERHEAD

Berlusconi will get elected and subsequently declare war on Germany, then detonate a nuclear bomb over Berlin. After he is done with Germany, he will unleash the Italian navy to embark on a mission to cripple the US navy, effectively positioning Italy in control of the world.

At the same time, North Korea will shoot 20 nuclear warheads–randomly– towards the Pacific ocean, striking Tokyo and San Francisco, by chance.

As this occurs, the GOP will stand firm in their insistence to balance the budget–allowing the “sequestration” to become a reality–giving way to US castration and economic decapitation.. As a result, 20 million people will become unemployed immediately, thrusting the economy into a pornographic state of rape.

Stocks will trade down, then some more. Miraculously, gold will really become the only currency accepted at Macy’s, JC Penny, and other big department stores–creating billionaires out of thousands of gold bugs straight away.

The UK will see the destruction of Germany and the US navy as a sign from the war Gods and join forces with Italy to invade the sarcastic French and fishy Norwegians.

Iceland will be removed from the map.

The price of oil and truffles will skyrocket, far beyond the means of the average tax paying citizen. Automobiles will become a thing of extraordinary luxury, as most tax payers resort to riding ponies and jackasses (horses will be used for food in the UK). Restaurants will be converted into museums, as the scarcity of food drives the obese to commit heinous acts of cannibalism.

The Chinese will bear witness to the world wide panic and join in by invading the S Koreans, Indians and Vietnamese, just to prove to the world that they can accomplish what America could not.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. Enjoy the remainder of your days as free men and women. Very soon, Berlusconi will seize power and put an end to world peace and never ending rounds of quantitative easing.

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Near the Peak

We are woefully close to the 2007 highs, which will draw out the very worst investors to shout “double top”–declaring that “we will now retest the 2009 lows.” These people have no idea, whatsoever, of how to invest. The walk around blind, leading others off cliffs.

We might reverse off this optimism. I already sense weakness in several leadership sectors, namely housing. The sequestration is supposed to be especially harmful to the housing market. Nevertheless, we are in a long term uptrend. These trivial declines should be viewed as “stupid nonsense,” something to acknowledge and to buy.

I added to my APO position and started new ones in PAMT (hoping for joozy news) and MTU. If we reverse and dive lower, I will take a nap, wake up, then nosh on a few sandwiches and/or bags of organically fresh tomatoes.

Finally, as we climb this peak and attempt to reach the summit, do not look down–for that will cause you to undergo a bout of vertigo, leading you to slip, fall, break your neck and spine– then die.

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Fly Buy: $PAMT

I bought PAMT.

Disclosure: This is a very thinly traded stock and my position, as a percentage of assets is very small. I am in this for a dice roll, speculative trade.

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The Foot is Being Firmly Pressed on the Pedal

Bernanke is going to punch your lights out. If your bet is against the Fed, you are a terrible gambler.

“The Devil” seems to think PAMT will explode higher, based upon rumors and other things that can equate to a “gigantic short squeeze.”

I am bored with VHC. It’s been dead money for almost a month. In the near term, I like my chances with BX, APO and USG.

I don’t invest in biotechs because of AFFY. Once again, this catastrophe proves my point that the sector is nothing more than a roll at the old wheel of fortune, pinless hand grenades being tossed about in the old pool. Avoid the sector unless you have an in at the FDA.

CWEI is of great interest to me. However, the volume is so thin. It will be very hard for me to get in, let alone get out. Generally speaking, I like to own stocks that trade 500k shares per day.

Last but not least: DDD

I once owned the name and missed out on a huge run. Now the stock is getting drilled due to nefarious newsletters. I hate battleground stocks–but this seems overdone. Speaking of overdone, I am very close to initiating a long position in Apple July 600 calls.

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Watching Very Distressed Assets

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CWEI

I’m doing some work on some distressed companies whose share prices have dropped more than 50% over the past year. Up until 3 months ago, the list was littered with solar stocks.Since they’ve run up, the list is left with nefarious education companies, as well as debt laden oil and gas producers.

One company that caught my attention is CWEI.

They are about 2/3rds oil, 1/3 natty, heavily hedged at about 80% of production. The interesting aspects about the company is the amount of property they own in oil rich territories like the Delaware Basin and Eagle Ford shale. In Eagle Ford alone, they have 100,000 acres. The reason why the stock is down is due to debt, saddled with about $350,000,000 in debt. However, the company is managing its affairs and has another $100 million left to spend recklessly.

The acreage alone, which are in the two richest fields in America, are worth $720,000,000. That’s not production from their current wells. Clearly, the stock is very undervalued. Their problem is financing. They have too much debt to work the fields themselves. They have $7 billion worth of drilling, which means they need to execute joint ventures or sell some properties in order to finance the rest.

At the current rate, it will take them 30 years to develop their properties. Clearly, this company would be better off under the management of a much bigger company. Merger anyone?

There’s a reason why the stock is down 57% yoy and it has nothing to do with the company being managed properly. Its CEO is 81 years old and I sense that any change at the top might light a fire to the shares.

Oil oil everywhere and no money to finance drilling.

Jr
Old Buzzard, Clayton Williams Jr.–majority shareholder of CWEI

They intend to divest from certain investments, using the proceeds to pay down the debt, awfully reminiscent to both WNR and FTK stories. The only question is: will the company find a way to get the earnings machine going again, helping shareholders get back to a $100 share price?

Certainly it would help if oil and gas prices rose dramatically.

I’ll be doing more work on this throughout the week. Any feedback is welcomed.

Here is last qt. earnings call.

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