Truly Gay

I am giving back yesterday’s gains, slowly but surely, because of war.

War always gets in my way.

God can only help now, as the market are in sell mode (full zero hedge), ahead of the long, tedious, weekend. Who wants to go leveraged long ahead of WW3?

Answer: I do.

Let the sheeple “baaah”, while the wolves chow down on the fresh meat and blood.

Off to pray to the gods for a miracle.

We want to buy the dips, but make sure it isn’t a deep one. The hardest thing about this game is knowing when to double down and when to fold. Just know and remember that Rome, for lack of a better cliche, wasn’t built overnight.

Having said all of that, I want to raise a little cash, but have a hard time choosing the stock(s) to sell. I like them all and feel they’re all cheap. Some people position in and out, based upon a whim. I, on the other hand, base my decisions upon the opinion of my favorite urinal shadow. That is something you can’t ignore.

The weekend is practically here and I find little reason to make fast decisions, ahead of World War 3. Perhaps by the end of the day, I would’ve executed a sale, or not. One thing is for certain, FRO isn’t cool anymore. I do not like the direction of the company and would steer clear if I was you, which I am most certainly not.

The dastardly case of the financial website, Seeking Alpha, is a very curious one. They are the villains of public finance, the very bane of society, soiling all that is good with financial journalism. They pay huge sums of money to have their content displayed on Yahoo Finance, fueled by an engine of short selling stock manipulators. Frankly, how they’ve escaped the wrath of the SEC, being that their content is explicitly designed to send stocks lower, is a mystery to me. Their authors are betting against stocks before their articles are posted. Voila: instant profits! How easy!

I am sure a great many of them cover their shorts– immediately after their articles are published and the targeted stocks are punished, netting risk free gains.

Over the past two years, I’ve faded the sages who litter Seeking Alpha with amazing accuracy. They’ve issued reports on TEA, AFTER AN ALL CASH DEAL BY SBUX, based upon a ridiculous claim of ‘excessive’ pesticides in their products. I bought YELP in the teens, after an article was posted, exclaiming the stock was worth single digits, or worse. I bought DDD in the $20’s, after numerous hit pieces. And just the other day, they hit my AMBA for 10%, based on inaccurate reporting.

Let me touch on this point. The article stated that AMBA will miss earnings because ‘channel checks’ suggest a slow down at Chicony. What the author doesn’t realize is that production is being done at FOXCONN. We will find out who is right, soon enough.

Today, one of their bozos went after CVV.

Incidentally, I’ve been researching CVV, interested in taking a long position. I happen to be a believer in graphene and feel a small company like CVV might attract a fresh batch of speculators, providing they can execute. So the decline in the stock today is nothing less than a gift to me. Please note that I am giving this to you, the reader class, before I’ve taken down a position, something that a true gentleman, a man of my status, is expected to do.

It boils down to this. I am shorting Seeking Alpha until the lights shut off. I am going to bet against their authors often, and do so with vigor. I’ve witnessed, over and over again: they are wrong.

Feel free to drop a note in the comments section of other epic Seeking Alpha fails.

Good night and get ready for war.

I find myself, amusingly enough, 125% long into World War III, or as future generations will refer to it as ‘WW3’.

I find it rather apropos that the first US President to have ever received a Nobel Peace Prize, prior to doing anything in office, should preside over such a thing. But it was inevitable, after all, as all ‘good’ things come to an end.

I am sure if Russia decides to defend its only port in the Mediterranean, by rebuffing a US led assault on Syria, stocks will trade down 1-2,000 points. No one likes the onset of war. It scares people. But once the public gets accustomed to it, as was the case with all US wars, stocks will rise again.

The bigger the war, the bigger the rally: that’s what my grandfather used to say.

So you must be asking yourself: if war is really on the horizon, why is this maniac long by 125%?

Well, the answer is two fold.

I like to win, and do with style. In this sense, I am servant to fashion.

The second reason is a lot more primitive, almost carnal. I aim to seize upon any advantage that comes my way. In this case, The PPT gifted me with oversold signals that I haven’t seen in years. In this case, I am a slave to discipline.

Don’t fret, small plebs, I will liquidate into strength and reduce my exposure to a more pedestrian level soon enough. Until then, I remain, ostensibly, very, very long.

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With that in mind, I’d like to point you into the direction, yet again, of YELP.

As you know, I’ve been bullish on YELP since $15. I knew it was a winner, because I found the service to be invaluable in real life–just like GOOG, Z, ANGI, and TRIP. I bought the stock, for the 4th time, before earnings at around $41. The stock exploded, hitting a high of $60, only to come slinking back down to $47.

As you can see from the numbers above, YELP flagged OVERBOUGHT by The PPT algos on 8/2, at $57. I ignored them because I am emotional about the stock. On 8/13, it flagged OVERSOLD on our 3 month and 6 month algos, repeating these flags on 8/19 at $49. At that point, I made a decision to buy more, even though the stock was under assault, even though the market was weak.

Here are the 6 month OVERSOLD levels. In layman’s terms, based off 4 signals, had you bought YELP when PPT flagged it OVERSOLD, you would’ve made 16% over a 10 day holding period, 4 up, zero down.

When the market cratered the other day, YELP was up. It didn’t care that the market was down. It had other plans. This, to me, was a sure sign that the stock was healthy and ready to pop, whenever the market recovered. As you can see by today’s pin action, the shorts are being ramrodded into small boxes and kicked into the sea.

Let’s not alarm the women and children; but the market is going higher again and every stock that I own is ripping–cordially of course. Being fully invested, I find great pleasure to be up 2% this morning. As a matter of fact, I found it so pleasurable, I took the rest of my cash and bought more.

After I bought more, I bought again, finding myself in the wonderful position of being 125% long, exercising the rights of leverage.

Why do such a thing, at a time of grave uncertainty?

The answer to that question is the same its always been: because I can.

Stock prices are extremely oversold. I gave you The PPT signals. What else do you want, my liver and lungs?

There, there, don’t cry. Relax, it’s only money. You’re too stupid to run money, let alone for someone else. Learn from people who are greater than you, magnanimous men who will have statues built for them, placed at the city steps, when they’re gone.

If we are set for a miniature run, I suspect there will be gargantuan and irresponsible speculation taking place, underneath the concrete of Wall, many thousands of feet below, deep in the sewers. There you will find the CEOs of numerous Chinese companies, crafting their 10-qs in the same manner that an artist paints a canvas.

Using the tools available to me, I am about to unveil 10 stocks that are rife with raw sewage, but fully capable of floating to the surface, enveloping pedestrians who walk on Wall with its disgusting filth.

CVV

TROV

OGXI

GOGO

XRM

CDTI

ACRX

DATA

CLFD

DXM

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I bought GOGO, for the win of course.

We were a bit frazzled yesterday over the specter of war. Howsoever, the moar war we get, the greater the accommodation from The Fed. Ask yourself, am I lying?

What was the net result from yesterday’s war talk?

You saw lower stock prices. I saw lower interest rates.

War equals flight to safety. What is safer than a US military base, backed by dollars and debt?

Exactly.

Do not fear war, but embrace it. It is exceedingly bullish for stocks.

In other news, TIM COOK lost again. Samsung announced their smart watch today, beating AAPL to the punch. I am eagerly waiting to explore this device and see if IMMR’s haptics is embedded in it.

With today’s purchase of ANGI, I am less than 10% cash.