The PPT’s Top 10

These are the top 10 stocks, ranked using a combination of fundamental and technical factors, provided by The PPT.

Truth is, I am taking excessive doses of creatine right now and will not be drinking from the bottle, like many of you tonight. Your alcoholism is the reason why you are unable to build relationships–intimacy issues. You should go see someone about that.

Nevertheless, today is as good a day as ever to drink heartily and rejoice the gains made today.

I had a pleasant day, with a very cordial 0.66% gain for the session. I am patiently waiting for IMMR to catapult higher. Believe me, I have all the time in the world. Since this is a Friday afternoon post and traffic is low, I will tell you the biotech/medical names on my radar.

TTPH, ICEL and TEAR.

I might buy them, or not, over the course of the next few weeks. In the case of TTPH, it is given to me by a doctor friend who is a renowned expert in the field.

Top picks going into next week are IMMR, POWI and YELP. If I had cash on hand, I’d buy OWW and TRIP here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wZjms7rRAQw#t=210

This morning the natives were very restless, bailing out of AMBA because IBD said “to limit losses at 8%.”

The IBD is a newspaper for old folks and stupid people.

ATTENTION INVESTORS: AMBA has bottomed. That is all you need to understand. Your comments are welcomed, as always.

The police state lives, via AMBA.

Get under the Ambarella.

Before blogging, I had suspicions that I hated people. As a kid, I’d often get into fights, agitated by small things. After taking on the venture of blogging, I’ve confirmed the fact that I literally despise humanity and would have no problems seeing it dissipate into an ocean of fire.

The Option Addict emailed me a few weeks ago, asking me why his comments section was riddled with “assholes.” I told him “it has always been like that here because people suck.” OA stopped blogging for free years ago, but once operated one of the most popular trading sites on the web. His comments section would go 200-300 comments deep, mostly filled with gentlemen with top hats and stiff canes.

Something is going to be done about the vagrancy that plagues this site. I am either going to turn off the comments section for good, and let you bastards rot in hell. Or, we are going to require that you sign up to the site, provide legit email and user name to boot.

Just know, my patience isn’t infinite and I don’t have time to police the god damned comments section, weeding out misfits who are addled with mental illnesses.

TAKE YOUR PSYCHOTROPICS and eat your teevee dinners. Get the hell out of here.

I didn’t think it was possible. But they did it again. With today’s 13% decline in new homes sales, I’ve been corrected in my belief that nothing could derail the housing market from recovery. The Fed, in their infinite wisdom, is in the process of chain balling the economy back into a cesspool of depression. The question now begs, do they correct themselves now, seeing how disastrous the housing numbers were this morning?

These numbers were so bad, they’re good. Bonds are behaving well and the market isn’t down, which is odd. Based on these numbers alone, the market should be off by 400 today.

The market is telling you the Fed says “merci” and will ignore that fat retard from the Kansas City Fed and stay the course.

The market is going higher.

All of these Steve Jobs wannabes mucked up the NASDAQ system and have, once again, tested the patience of investors. All of these “glitches” are avoidable, only if these jackasses would do their jobs. Don’t blame the CEO of NASDAQ or anyone in upper management.

The guy in the cold room, who is supposed to be manning the servers, instead is working on a new APP for Google Glass, is to blame. These jackasses, who mostly hate the corporate environment, likely despise working for NASDAQ, since it’s “Wall Street.” Them and their filthy beards and stupid t-shirts. I want to punch every single person in the NASDAQ IT department in their face.

I am sure these “professionals” will try to explain how this was “unavoidable” and blame it on some obscure thing, since these people never like to accept blame. The truth of the matter is, these $100 per hour bozos are inept, incompetent and without top hat.

Dorks

This is very simple. All of the gurus believe the Fed is on the verge of selling the entirety of their bond holdings, just because they said they might stop buying. How the hell do you know this is going to happen? For all we know, the Fed can hold their bonds forever, until they mature. If you are in the camp that believes the Fed is going to liquidate their bonds and crush the US economy, as a result, you are a god damned idiot.

The TBT trade is very crowded. Everyone is selling bonds; therefore, it’s only a matter of time before they get fleeced.

I like TLT at $100 and again at $95.

As far as the NASDAQ is concerned: I hate you.

GSVC is through the roof. It is the only play on Twitter that I know of, constituting 15% of their VC fund. I should’ve bought it at $8, when I wrote about it here.

I am not interested in trading today, fully expecting this bounce because The PPT said so. I don’t say these things to sell memberships. I have my own money. I say them because they’re true.

IMMR and AMBA continue to underperform. What can I say? The shareholders bases are weak and the market fickle. Today the market likes OINK and CCCR. Maybe tomorrow it will like IMMR.

I am trying to exhibit a bit of patience here, something that I’ve lacked over the years. My jumpiness has cost me millions in profits, made my BETA go through the roof and has probably shaved 30 years off my life expectancy. So pardon me if I take a lazy, yam eating, approach to the tape. Ultimately, people don’t change, so I don’t expect this experiment in discretion to last very long.

Everyone is transfixed on Jackson’s Hole. I couldn’t care less.

A great many of you homos are obsessed with having another crisis, another Lehman event that you might stick your beaks into. Plainly speaking, you’re all sick people. I’d throw you off a skycraper if I was able to get away with it, without even batting an eye.

What is the time frame for stupidity?

Meaning: is one considered to be stupid for being wrong after 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, 10 years? What is the statute of limitations for calling yourself a “guru”, after being wrong?

I’ve been wrong for about a week, long into a decline. Just last week I was 35% cash, seeing the market drop from vacation. Now I am back in the market, ready to draw some blood, and already I get resistance from the peanut gallery in the comments and on twitter. Other bloggers like to ignore comments because they have very small penis’s. But I will kill you, murdered in a very heinous fashion, done with all of the tact and grace that one might expect from a handsome gentleman murderer of course.

I am wrong for exactly 3 days. I need you to shut up now and acknowledge how wrong you’ve been since the atrocities of 2008. Furthermore, I need you to acknowledge that gold has grossly underperformed the SPY for the past 2 years, also a reason to be silenced.

At the end of the day, Le Fly is up nearly 40% and wins, all the time, even when he is losing. Say what you want about “market professionals” and “smart money.” It means nothing to me, because none of them are better than me.

These are the best of times, the roaring 2010’s. We will remember this era for the rest of our lives. You are bearish, like a stupid farm animal, in 1923. You’re supposed to be long in 1923 and sell in ’28-29–stupid jackass.