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BEARS CLOWN RAPED IN HILARIOUSLY EGREGIOUS AFTERNOON TRADING

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30 comments

  1. MOOBER

    SHOMP

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  2. Gorilla in a Clown Suit
    Gorilla in a Clown Suit

    OK. Finally I got a taste of my own medicine.

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  3. jimmy_two_times

    cut my GMCR too early h/t MDA !!!

    nice play

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  4. jimmy_two_times

    and Fly … its easy to speed chop carrots when your nads are made of steel !!!

    your play this month was epic .. cheers

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  5. John Meriwether

    There’s always a bull market somewhere.

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  6. Blind Read Ant

    I keep forgetting to query Fly, does Quebec City demand royalties for your SAM image usage?

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  7. Dr Funk

    Notes on last week

    Bernanke speech – Basically said monetary policy can only do so much, now up to policymakers.
    Fed did what they could, leave me alone. And no QE

    GDP revision – Q2 revised down to 1%. Next probably under 1.
    Q1 of course ended at .4 after the original 1.9

    Europe short ban – Have kept it quiet but France, Germany, and others are under a short selling ban.
    Extended another 15 days. Shorters of course potential buyers

    Japan downgrade – Japanese debt downgraded again from aa2 to aa3. 3rd largest economy.
    Next day head of Japan steps down

    Steve Jobs – Resigned from Apple. The 2nd largest market cap company loses its lead designer.
    Possible end of era

    Hurricane damage – Weeks after US debt is downgraded, major natural disaster requires government
    funding. Debt load worsens and worsens

    Buffett deal – Makes deal with Bank of America. A week earlier CEO said didn’t need capital.
    Deal was in favor of Buffett so much that only shows desperation of BAC

    Bank of America – And the spreads on BAC are now nearing and near levels seen on Lehman
    before it collapsed

    Bears hold steady

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    • razorsedge

      yea but i stayed at a holiday inn express last night, were good,,

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    • drummerboy

      today,i was in the garage,tyding up my summers work around the house,in one of my milk crates that i use for kindlin and paper to light my charcoal i came across the barrons for oct 6 2008. so i sat on an empty five gallon of usg’s premix for plaster an reread allan abelsons collumn from that week on page six and then flipped around and came to page 16……….fuckin idiots find it, and read it,and then sit back and digest it…………. 2000 fuckin 8

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    • j

      RE BAC CDS’s.

      They are certainly elevated but nothing like they were and have normalized since Buffet bought in.

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  8. JTU

    I raised about 10% cash today, I hope I’m not too early.

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  9. TraderCaddy

    Here is the resume of Obama’s new appointee (Alan Kreuger) as his top economic advisor. Check this guy out, especially the title of his articles.
    He is supposed to help create jobs?
    Just another academic/political putz who never even ran a lemonade stand.

    http://www.krueger.princeton.edu/Krueger72111.pdf

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  10. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Fly — is there a post here? All i see is the title. Or is that supposed to say it all?

    I am using chrome, fyi.

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx
      xxxHuggieBearxxx

      ok the video is now showing up…guess you changed something

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  11. jose mann

    I don’t see anything either, we are blinded by the bear shit …

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  12. TraderCaddy

    I see dead people.

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    • SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHILLLLA!!!!
      SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHILLLLA!!!!

      Fun trivia:

      The original line was ” I SMELL dead people”, but M Night Shamalamadingdong could not make it work.

      Fortinately, Stevie Wonder visited the set that day – and the rest is golden Tinseltown history….

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  13. Big snacks

    Liked the old site better .. The dark background is hard on the eyes

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  14. SkyTrader

    What a day!

    Bears — you’re awful quiet here..

    Hold on, just a little longer……hehe

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  15. LVS-666

    Where’s Alf at? Shut his beak real quick

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    • alf44

      I posted my positions in the last blog, jackass !!!

      Try to keep up !!!

      I’m GOLDEN !!!

      .

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      • Alf is losing his shirt
        Alf is losing his shirt

        Here is what you posted on Friday after 4pm…

        Holding my SHORTS into the weekend !
        Am slightly “hedged” on the LONG side but …
        leaning waaay to the SHORT side !
        Very much NET SHORT ! fwiw

        The only GOLDEN you are is from the golden shower the market is giving you! How does that 3% rally feel to being net short?

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        • alf44

          Thankyou for your concern … but, I can assure you …

          I’m just fine fuckface !!!

          .

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  16. theedge111

    Fly

    You need to smack your webmaster on top of his/her head with your cane and tell her to bring their A game.

    This site comes to a crawl when you try to read comments.

    Great layout and the thumbs are great too. It’s too slow tho.

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  17. the man

    you weren’t blinded by bear shit, it was that music video which is pure unadulterated shit

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  18. dave

    Keep playing the game. The house always wins.
    Jesse “I’m saving a bullet for myself” Livermore

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  19. Eric

    Suddenly none of the problems of the past month matter anymore. The beauty of the Bernanke put. This market can only go up.

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