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This is Not the Tape to Hold Slop

I switched my bias into the close and went fully long. The reason was simple: bears lacked the gumption to see it through. As such, it’s very likely the bulls will impale them at the open of trade tomorrow. Nevertheless, this is not a sporty tape and one should avoid adventurism.

I remain long a pastiche of very high priced stocks, stocks so high they escape the grasp of the Third Estate, who are presently pre-occupied losing their 2023 winnings long shit like $UPST, $AFRM, and $CVNA.

On the heels of the Trump victory, the democratic establishment is reeling in preparation of their prison cells to come. All will be stowed away once the constitution is placed on pause for emergency powers, the powers Trump will need to stow them all away. Rivers of tears flowed through the 0s and 1s of X last night and many more will come, as vengeance and blood revenge inch closer towards the sinners.

I took comfort in seeing it again. It reminded me of the glorious days of 2016, just before Trump was fooled into letting go of General Flynn. God willing, Trump will name Flynn as his VP in 2024, further increasing the panic and the fright amongst the sinners — perhaps even sending them to Canada or even Mexico for refuge.

I closed the session -35bps, not really trading or into this tape one way or another. I am simply long now as a matter of default since the bears are very weak people and are never able to mount any serious attack on the bulls.

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2 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    I hate to be the one to tell you but the Constitution has already been on pause for at least the last few years ( and even more before that).

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  2. Cricket

    If Trump does manage to get it (and I don’t think this will happen), then there will be a scud missile EMP attack on Texas and/or Florida. Blamed on Iran.

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