THE DIE HAS BEEN CAST

GOOD SIRS —

I EXITED THE MARKET HEAVILY LEVERAGED LONG, MOSTLY DEGENERATE STOCKS — WITH THE IDEA OF DESERVING TO MAKE MONEY.

I AM WRITING TO YOU IN ALL CAPS DUE TO A SENSE OF URGENCY AT HOUSE FLY. I AM DOWN NEARLY 4% FOR THE WEEK, HAVING SHED ANOTHER 0.34% TODAY. THE WAY I AM POSITIONED NOW, I STAND TO MAKE 5% TOMORROW AND WILL THEN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN PROFIT AND GOOD SPIRITS.

FUCKING OFF FOR NOW. KEEP ME IN YOUR MOST SINCERE PRAYERS.