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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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How is This Fucking Fair?

What did I say I’d do yesterday? If you recall I believe I said something akin to “when stocks open up tomorrow I’ll sell them and sell short into BLACK FRIDAY based upon looters” and I did none of that. As soon as markets opened the fuck up, I was in there catching deals for new stocks. I was merry and fat and slovenly, +45bps. Nothing could go wrong, as the homosexuals at $NVDA beat the street.

I went to get some coffee and fucking BAM — my hands had been chopped the fuck off clean. I am now down 47bps in frightful pin action, as the world gets sucked into a vortex and shares of $NVDA careen lower. It was supposed to be splendid, joyful even. I was even planning to toast to NATO tomorrow before Thanksgiving meal, to praise them for “protecting the planet from Russia” and helping restore a “rules based order.” NOW LOOK AT ME — BEDRAGGLED BY LOSSES YET AGAIN.

I will not sell or panic. I will wait for better treatment, better prices. I am certain if I just sit here and wait, things will work out. I might even have to hold into BLACKENED FRIDAY and hope the looters change their minds about stealing all of the inventory, as it is the right thing to do.

If possible, say a prayer or two for House Fly and ask the Lord to help me make some more money at the market, as I am in dire need of a new coat and need a little luck here.

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