It started as a side project where I was gonna “dig up a few weeds and then place compost and top soil over the yard and re-seed it for next year.” But as I got into the yard and became disgusted by it — I ended up digging the entire fucking yard up — creating a muddy mess as the last vestiges of summer brought with it a furious rain storm.
My neighbors would pop in to check on what I was doing, which I’d reply “building a corn maze” or “planting some corn — gonna need it for the winter.”
The HOA is likely writing a furious letter as we speak.
I am nearly done and my fingers feel paralyzed from all of the tilling and hoeing and shoveling that was done — but I am nearly done. All I need to do now is bust open the bags of COW MANURE, top soil and peat moss — and then lay it down via a landzie device. And then I will add ammonia nitrate and seed.
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