Today feels really bad — but let’s be an NPC and get all caught up in silly things like NEWS and world events. Let’s just enjoy the market in front of us and marvel out our own achievements — knowing that by the time we are dead the entire world could go to hell in a hand basket, our relatives suffering under the pangs of fire, and none of it would affect us in the least.
There are lots of things to discuss — but why bother discussing news? How about we discuss my peanut butter and jelly sandwich — or perhaps my YTD return? Aren’t they great? Aren’t you happy for ME?
The Father of Vaccines, Donald Trump, will be arraigned today — and I only mention it in passing because I caught a glimpse of recent events while cooking up some crack for tonight’s soiree. At this soiree, we will show a great porn on the big screen and have tables filled with pink cocaine and then we’ll head out into the woods and kill some animals with gunpowder. When hunting for flesh, it’s important to bring rope — because sometimes the animal is alive and it’d be a shame to waste expensive munitions on a wounded carcass. You can strangle the game with the rope and then take it back to your house to gut and clean.
I am still down 1.18% for the session, outright wondering when God is gonna pay attention to me.
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Or open discussions about a better sammy which would be peanut butter and banana, chunky goes without saying
Anyone consider the possibility that the Democrat/Socialist/Islamist party actually WANTS the orange man to win the nomination, so they put together this circus KNOWING it will actually help him win the nomination, only to lose in the general election against Brandon?
After all, if we are all focused on the orange man and his big mouth (despite his great policies BTW), we won’t be asking all those other pesky questions about all that other Burisma-China-laptop-Afghanistan-Iran deal- FTC – Sham committees- Laptops etc. will we?