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BRACE FOR MARKET MELTDOWN; BUT FIRST A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF TWITTER

Maybe it’ll happen today or on Monday or the week after — but it’s coming. You can rest assured, SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT, knowing full well with absolute certainty, that a full blown market collapse in the United States is just around the corner. You cannot stop it and nothing can be done to prevent it from happening.

The US 10yr is soaring again +9bps to 2.77%, as Americans FRANTICALLY SCRAMBLE to secure homes +33% YOY with ALL CASH SITE UNSEEN offers because OMG — I NEED THAT HOUSE. The temperature of the country is as such: Go Ukraine, Go Dr. Fauci, fuck your rights — give me that $2m house — I need the whole 2,000 sq ft to store my spare shit.

The Dow is +112, NASDAQ -150 — banks are weak and if you look at a chart of JPM — one might surmise it’s about to tip over and head into the lawnmower blades.

On a brighter note, head autist in charge of Tesla is now offering to seize control of Twitter. He made an all cash offer for $43b but the market is balking at such a suggestion.

Free speech aside, Twitter is the worst run social media company in the world — specifically because its employees treat it as their fiefdom — passing laws down upon the plebs — CANCELING OTHERS for words typed into a computer they view to be wrong. Let me be very specific about my next group of words.

THESE FUCKS SHOULD ALL BE FIRED. Every single last one of the people who work at Twitter — all of them — should be fired and the company should re-hire new people under a new ethos. That ethos should be — LET PEOPLE SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT — providing they’re not bullying/harassing and if they are — set up some sort of penalty system that is fair. The platform is now being used specifically for political purposes to propel a flaccid and failing woke movement that has cracked this country asunder and made us the laughing stock of the world. We are a stronger people than the fucking fucks working at Twitter would suggest.

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5 comments

  1. teslawasright

    Le Fly – have you reviewed this King Cobra venom theory?

    Perhaps we shall take off the glasses rather that put them on

    Off to eat a pea protein rib eye 2.5″

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  2. juice

    Indeed

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  3. jacked rabbit

    Autist indeud.

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