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LE FLY SAVED BY PLEBEIANS!

Listen to me. I was slumping and trading poorly. Coming off two consecutive days of losses, I was mired in a third day — off by 1.6% at the lows. I was mostly cash and had my balls tightly clenched in a vise that was causing me anguish.

Then a comment in Exodus grabbed my attention. It went along the lines of “hey Fly doesn’t buy the room picks anymore” (guzzle, guzzle, guzzle), to which I replied that I don’t buy “room picks” when slumping because I do not want to jinx everyone else. Bear in mind for those of you unfamiliar, Exodus has 1,000+ strong in membership and all rely upon my sage guidance for financial advice — a very hard toil which is my albatross and also my curse.

To prove this deformed man my point, I went out and bought a DOUBLE SIZED position in FUBO and the stock fucking flew off the handle. I was wrong! My curse had been lifted and I was back to breaking necks along the way to Valhalla.

I ended the day 35% cash, closed out the SQQQ position, FLAT for the session. This is not a victory dance and I am certainly not out of the woods yet; but I was indeud saved by members of the canaille today — the Third Estate coming thru for Le Fly when he needed it most — a very rare and heartfelt occurrence.

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22 comments

  1. indexjoe

    I’m offended

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  2. dogears

    Umm, I guess this is the best place to break this to you. I’ve never taken any of your trades, I only follow the room’s picks.

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  3. crabby

    Priceless

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  4. tha pirate

    Isn’t it true that the Hunter/Joe Biden house of cards has started to fall? Does that mean it’s ALL OVER for the leftist media/big tech/deep state complex?

    Truth has a funny way of coming out at some point don’t it?

    Biden in his own words:

    https://www.wsj.com/video/opinion-joe-biden-forced-ukraine-to-fire-prosecutor-for-aid-money/C1C51BB8-3988-4070-869F-CAD3CA0E81D8.html

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  5. purdy

    Do you folks realize how self-centered and manipulated you are? Millions of children, women and men maimed, killed and displaced in our many wars under Bush and Obama …no problem. But now, all of a sudden, you need a safe space because Trump’s an uncouth orange narcissist.

    Biden is a war criminal and so is Trump. The question is: who is more dangerous going forward? The Dems seem happy to gin up the Obama-reignited cold war with the other nuclear superpower – Russia. And Trump almost started the PNACer’s wet dream war with Iran when he assassinated their military leader. Both suck. Both kiss the same neocon MIC/PNAC ass.

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    • helen

      “killed and displaced in our many wars under Bush and Obama”
      You surely mean Bush!
      Obama just got dragged into it.
      Obama didn’t kiss the ass of other dictators and was responsive to national crisis. This gorilla will create crisis simply to help his poll numbers.
      “False Equivalency” much?

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      • purdy

        I find you condescending and racist for giving Obama a pass. He refused to spend his considerable political capital (granted to him by well-intentioned idiots like yourself) to stop the slaughter. Indeed he expanded the wars more than did the idiot Bush …and he brought us into risky conflict with Russia. Turn off NPR and do some research.

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  6. helen

    And I find you DUMB for trying to wash this with a false equivalency…
    Obama could have done better, agreed
    This fat fack will create the problem solely for his very OWN self interest. There’s a difference there and nuance is very critical!

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    • roguewave

      In his defense Obama did empty Guantanamo just like he promised and got the Nobel Peace Prize. It wasn’t his fault that we we were “at war” for his entire 2 terms.
      They dragged over from Bush’s term. Not O’s fault. He had plenty of Hope. The Change stuff was not his fault. Waaah, waah, waah

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