I got bored so I took out a 5% position on SPAQ and sold it 5 mins later for an 8.9% gain. See pal, there are many types of people out there, but mostly two. I am the type of person that drives a fucking RAIL-NAIL thru your head for making fun of portfolio. Sure these stocks are degenerate and not the type of stuff a gentleman of my standing and stature should be seen with, let alone invest. But we’re living in NEW TIMES now where anything goes and nothing can stop us.
My booked trades so far.
See, you have several choices in front of you as a young aspiring man in business. Starched collars, stiffened neck, soft bellies. You can head out there into thew wild and brave it on your own — ill equipped to fend off the winter elements. Or you can simply sit down and eat fish, like a good patron, and shut the fuck up.
Why, if I could take stock picks from someone like me, without being someone like me, I’d jump at the chance, an automatic money printer — a person gifted with talents of coin production — a regular man about town picking stocks so that the masses do not need to bother.
A man, such as this, dare I say, is a national treasure.
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