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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

The Dow closed down more than 1,400 points, wiping out yesterday’s rally clean — leaving a little tip to boot. I did a full 180 intra day and went long FAZ, cleaned out my longs, and remained long tankers and one virus stock. The news is fluid and the ramifications are horrible. The advice given on CNBC is worse than during the financial crisis. All day they had shills on, RIAs, talking their book.

There used to be a guy in my comments section bragging about his ETF returns. How they doing now pal? How do you feel getting HOT ROLLED AND FUCKING STEELED into there teeth of a bastard credit crisis?

MBS spreads blew out today. BA plunged 17%, sending CDS to record highs. Everywhere you look speaks to crisis of an unprecedented nature. The NBA will play without crowds.

And here we are — general entertainment sector getting nailed to the wall — cruises, playgrounds, concerts BTFO.

REITs took the biggest ass hammering today, with credit crisis CRE names like SPG and MAC knifing lower.

One of the largest emerging market ETFs got wrecked and continued to decline.

 

Lots of reasons to fuck off and stop telling people to just dive in there. National disaster declaration is being rumored now in order to free up FEMA coffins and their money. Trump is chimping the fuck out, overseeing the greatest bubble to have ever existed deflating in real time — executing buy the dippers with malevolent alacrity.

 

IT WAS SO ORDERLY.

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42 comments

  1. one-eighty

    “executing buy the dippers with malevolent alacrity.”

    Buy the diapers you mean.

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  2. it is showtime

    A little reminder.

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    • it is showtime

      Crack 1 was a warning shot

      Crack 2 was a demonstration

      The takedown, the leverage, the sabotage, a cord pull

      Crack 3 will be the nail

      it is showtime March 11 2019
      ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2019/03/11/bears-eviscerated-close/#comment-559152

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  3. monkeybot

    Now playing at a Main Street theater near you,
    the perfect storm of Contagion +
    an Entertainer/Casino Bankruptor-in-Chief
    who only cares about his # of red hats,
    his mushroom dick,
    sycophantic loyalty and his ratings…

    send in the hazmat clowns and
    bring on the FEMA Trumpvilles…

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooverville

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  4. soupbone

    say what? a declaration of disaster? Ouch, now Trump will become the point man. don’t know how that’s going to go for the President.

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  5. edge

    My biggest complaint is finding an entry for my trades. This market is just choppy enough that it triggers my stops. Other than that no complaints.
    15 straight winning sessions.

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  6. og

    How are Disneyland / Disney World not closed yet?

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  7. bambam

    Trump took Omaba/Bernake gift and ruined it. He’ll go down as THE worst president we ever had. Absolute moron. Figures since everything he touches fails and he touched this market or tried to intervene. I’m rooting for Biden and that guy is senile! Granted we were due a recession but damn. Way to toss away 4 years in a month. Chimp is being too kind.

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  8. heckler

    Really the best part is NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN! I thrive in chaos. This will be a paradigm shifting event. Living the history is well worth it.

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    • discoordinated

      If the virus does die down and things chill out, will retailers like Costco be big winners? I hear that nationwide they are selling out of all kinds of stuff.

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      • heckler

        It could be Costco or crypto dude who knows

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      • metalleg

        Pulling demand forward. If you own 1,000 rolls of toilet paper when the virus subsides, are you really going to buy any toilet paper for the next 5-10 years?

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        • discoordinated

          Lots of perishables being purchased too. It’s not a long term play but it could help their next quarter for sure, which could make it a popular RIA pick for a bit while other companies take earnings hits

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  9. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Fly, at this point if the coronavirus issue goes away, will it even be enough to fix the financial problems?

    Or is this now a financial crisis?

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    • roguewave

      Doesn’t seem the corona virus issue can go away in the short-term.
      Even if it could, confidence seems damaged.

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  10. fxtradepro

    Nasdaq still trading 500-600 pts higher than when the Q4 2019 melt-up began. A little perspective for you.

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  11. purdy

    I suspect that, though markets may again pop up a bit, we haven’t seen anything yet. This country and our “leaders” have not even themselves acknowledged the severity of this bug. I am, and have been, fully short. Out of stocks – except for day trades and overnight virus quickies – Out of pms – Out.

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  12. purdy

    The President will speak at 9 est tonight. I hope that, if he brings the VP and the rest of the virus team, that the team simply issues a preface-atory statement that they all think that the president is awesome and that he has a big penis – – that would save a lot of time.

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  13. The_Swede

    Where is the so called plunge protection team when we need them. Rally this bitch.

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  14. narcist

    This is like printing money. I totally would LUHHHHH to have 4 more years of Trump Bear Market.

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    • moosh

      What are your favorite short plays?

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      • narcist

        Long all things tech and stay-at-home consumption and short everything else.

        The sharpest hedge fund pals that I keep in touch have been in the long Nasdaq-short Russell 2000 trade for weeks.

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  15. narcist

    At this pace, Dow 20k won’t hold by Friday the 13th.

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  16. narcist

    I just HAD TO sell a very large number of /ES and /RTY contracts at 6PM as soon as I heard during the 5PM hour Trump was going to give an “address” tonight.

    Shaping up to be the most profitable trade of in all of my 37 years. God is great.

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    • narcist

      Just closed the short positions. This shit is getting silly.

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    • moosh

      Of course you had to sell at 6pm after hearing about a Trump address at 5pm and then posting it at 946pm. Most Trump hater fake traders did the same I’m sure

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      • narcist

        Trump would crash the market. It didn’t take a genius to figure that on out.

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      • narcist

        BTW, and of course, I wasn’t the only one doing it. Literally EVERYONE in my Whatsapp went short during the 6PM hour.

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      • narcist

        Just to clarify, I neither top-ticked nor bottom-ticked my entry and exit. I’m good but not that good. I left plenty of profit on the table and it’s alright.

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  17. i_am_nemo

    Rehypothecation Risk. Beware the dangers of leveraged Etfs (read the prospectus). Also, a ban on short selling. Fly knows; he will enlighten you. Not looking good after the Trump’s address.

    Narcist – go fondle a cat

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  18. i_am_nemo

    Major Airlines Kaput. Do they go bankrupt and shares evaporate? Think American Airlines chapter 11 in 2011.

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  19. edge

    Trump dropped a nuke. What an incompetent piece of shit.

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  20. tjnyt

    No one has died (yet) on WS from the virus, but there is blood all over the street.

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  21. i_am_nemo

    Trump knows bankruptcy law. Shareholders get nothing. Bondholders get fractions on the dollar. The damage is spread to every American in the form of higher prices via inflation. It is a no win situation.

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