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Louis Vuitton Artistic Director Lambasted for SMALL DONATION to Looters Jail Bailout Fund

Essentially, corporations are sorry that you stole from them and want to make it up to you by donating to your bail fund, so that you might escape jail in order to steal more of their wares. Expect all companies, especially Nike, to pander. This is a little more sublime, the case of Virgil Abloh — artistic director of luxury goods maker Louis Vuitton.

He’s scrambling to explain to people why he only donated $50 to the looters bailout fund. Whatever his reasons are, one thing is perfectly clear — moral hazard is 100% out of the shattered window now. The Fed prints money to buy bankrupt bonds. All banks get bailed out. And now you can throw a trash can thru a window and STEAL everything in whatever store you relish.

Personally, I am RANSACKING Wall Street today, executing well timed trades, and TRASH CAN THRU WINDOW actions of my own — attempting to grab my share of the billions to be made during the REBUILDING OF AMERICA.

Close to 200 cities have been destroyed by FREEDOM FIGHTERS and we’ve only started to begin, in the never-ending sanctimonious whir of criminality that is forcing a consumer obsessed America to come to grips with her many sins. Ostensibly, the country is finished and in 20 years it would have nuked itself into oblivion — praising foreign armies who walk thru her streets for freeing her from the yoke of oppressors. The experiment tried was doomed from the start and the wounds have never healed — because they cannot ever heel. For those of you still patriotic to the ideal of America — find solace in old movies and memories — because you’re never going to be able to look at the flag and waive it again — without something chasing after you with a brick calling you a Nazi.

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10 comments

  1. peaches

    the banks want UBI paid for by the bankrupt government so they can get more inflated asset prices. Reagan and Greenspan skullfucked America and handed her to the banks.

    Look how ready the big banks were for all of this. They’re gonna gobble everything up and be seen as heroes. All the stress tests. All the regulation they pretended they didnt want while they funded the Obama campaigns. Ready to buy up all goodies and the Fed is there like an obedient freshman pledge, picking up all the nasty fat chicks and funnelling all the smokin sorority dimes into JP Morgan and Blackstone’s super cool rape castle.

    Corporations are gonna paint themselves as the good guys. Twitter and Google and Netflix and Apple TV are gonna jump all over this. Send some bitcoin to a lucky minority/gay/woman through cashapp. Its the new lottery. Not hard to seem nicer than DONALD TRUMP.

    There is literally an old racist grumpy stereotype in charge of America. Uncle Sam has never been dealt a shittier hand.

    good luck explaining to kids who come from schools that were defunded by republicans that all the old white men arent nazis. I try sometimes but why bother. They’ll charge me more for weed.

    they’re tired of seeing gay white dudes open up weed dispensaries and become millionaires while they try and find a minimum wage job at a restaurant that doesn’t know they got arrested for smoking weed at a festival. Theyre not convinced there are good cops because twitter doesnt show black kids good cops like they dont show rednecks good muslims.

    good luck trying to explain to people who we priced out of the american dream that society isn’t run by Donald Trump.

    the bastards chose to sell drugs with welfare money instead of working minimum wage to pay off a mountain of debt for community college so they can go make copies for 40k a year. fucking morons.

    selling drugs with food stamps is exactly what John Smith did, minus the melanin.

    you guys simply dont realize the fact that every generation gets paid with dollars that buy less and less ounces of gold. its a ponzi scheme. ray dalio biggest hedge fund manager called america a ponzi scheme in his new book. its over guys.

    nobody with a brain cares about america.

    you dont either. you care about the nasdaq. thats all that matters.

    nasdaq stays up and we’re fine.

    admit it

    this is what happens. its gravity.

    the national guard is full of mexicans.

    the legions are full of germanic tribesmen.

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    • warpig

      Nobody in history has been more autistically apocalyptic in their world views. Kudos for the highly entertaining rants/reads

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  2. bambam

    These last few posts have been great Fly. The old Fly that got right down to it.

    But I can’t wrap my head around why destruction, evil, thievery, looting and bailouts are somehow good for Wall St? You’re obviously on the right side of the trade but it’s hard to rationalize this and be excited to be richer off the looting.

    Why are corporations donating to the very losers that robbed them?

    I don’t get it. It’s not the America of the GI Joe days. Spot on.

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  3. indie

    So have you purchase $ZM already?

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    When did every CEO become fucking Jerry Smith?

    Jesus Christ. Henry Ford had people thrown off bridges for less than this.

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    • peaches

      henry ford was a naziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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  5. peaches

    sell weed to white girls exclusively and buy as much TQQQ as you can children! its fair because they celebrate christopher columbus day and they only have nice houses because of jim crow, unpaid slave wages and compound interest.

    they built this country and i hope they burn it down

    you cant have stagnant wages mitt romney paying 9% income tax on inherited wealth cops murdering men in handcuffs AND white people getting rich on TV from selling tons of weed

    and expect the population with fathers locked up in jail unable to feed their children for selling ounces of the same shit

    the law has lots its legitimacy

    burn it all down kids

    ask the drug dealers to help you if the cops get rowdy

    cops throw your guns in the garbage and stay home

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