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Markets Rise on the REBUILDING OF AMERICA Thesis!

Thank you rioters. All of those wares were going to remain idle in those stores for some time — thanks to COVID-19. Now seeing you out there grabbing gibs — you’ve given us all the courage to cavort and spendthrift on new expensive wares. Plus, might I add, the wares you stole are insured, so all of that will need to be replaced.

THE RESTOCKING OF AMERICA is upon you and all of the infrastructure damaged will need to be rebuilt too. On top of that, we all want guns now, in order to shoot you through the heads when you finally get around to RAIDING HOMES and taking what is rightfully yours. The fires burn on both ends of the candle and I am certain Main Street will greet you as LIBERATORS when you enter their suburban homes.

Additionally, since you’ve displayed the fact that law enforcement is all but a clown show now — people can pretty much do we they like when they want to — we all feel the need to secure ourselves in other ways. Sporting goods come to mind and ELECTRIC TASERS. I hear if you taser a would be looter into the face with a FULL CHARGE, it might dissuade some of his colleagues from stepping onto your lawn. One thing is certain, Wall Street loves it. The Nasdaq is up 40 and I am nearly fully invested — went long a shit load of stocks in Exodus — with the sole purpose of LOOTING the market in memory of George Floyd and taking what is rightfully mine.

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20 comments

  1. soonerxii

    I’ve ranked the 7 best stun guns out there, and the results will shock you.

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  2. bambam

    No. Sweeping up broken glass across America from looters is NOT the same as the Rebuilding of America as in WW2, FDR, Conservation Corp building stairs in Yosemite.. etc.

    Corps will get insurance. They’ll lay off more people.

    These orgs have no credible intelligence (yet) of actually going to homes which is an entirely different ballgame.

    So I am not buying we really off no news to bad news and go higher. Naw. No real catalyst for going higher. Maybe governments will hire these unemployed people to actually rebuild America as in infrastructure workers. AKA Obama Shovel Ready Jobs.. LOL

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  3. trumpmeister

    Bring them back to school and let them channel those penned up energy in parties and orgies. Also, pass that 2nd stimulus check so they can indulge themselves in cheap MJs and cracks to placate their animal drives.

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    • peaches

      drugs and sex fixes everything. freedom is why these morons are incapable of doing anything besides scream and burn things down.

      “Whoever spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is diligent to discipline him.”

      Now the “only” choice is shooting your son dead in the street. its what all good parents would do.

      Or we could pay for them to live in the basement watching porn and playing video games like middle class white kids get to do when they’re useless.

      Then they can stay at home and bitch about how minorities and women get preferential treatment despite statistics overwhelmingly suggesting otherwise.

      Things will get better when you clowns realize we are not genetically superior to poor black kids. Just lucky.

      I thank God I’ve been wise enough to figure that out. I almost grew up to be a loser like you.

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      • ericbakerbruce

        says the creep who thinks cave hand paintings is high art

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        • peaches

          Way to jump to conclusions… Cousin fucker.

          All your high art is in honor of a dead bearded Jew you killed by accident this one time.

          Basically everything good you can claim is from a violent middle eastern book stolen from conquered people.

          History isn’t your strong point. Which is why you fail to see the walls of the castle crumbling around you.

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          • ericbakerbruce
            ericbakerbruce

            Talk about jumping to conclusions. I don’t pray to any sky god. I’m as agnostic as they come. You know that word, correct? I’d tell you to go screw yourself but I know you are incapable of a getting a boner.

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          • peaches

            My point exactly bubba.

            You are now bomb and money worshipping perverts.

            And now the show is over.

            Your CIA trained caveman blew up the WTC on 9/11.

            All the kids did their research and nobody cares anymore.

            The whole world knows the truth except for a small minority of brainwashed white dudes who beat off to world war 2 documentaries on history channel!

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          • peaches

            All you ever had going for you was commie Jesus.

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      • purdy

        #beardedmenmatter

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  4. mintdragon

    No kidding @FLY. My damn phone kept texting me with stock buy after stock buy from you. Nice picks too.

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  6. moneybagz

    Imagine starting a civil war over race relations when the group funding the protests is backed by the Nation of Islam and it’s former leader Elijah Muhammad killed Malcolm X and MLK and thinking you are doing it for the culture.

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    • peaches

      1% of cops are Nazis. 1% of protesters are in drug cartels.

      The Nazi cops think every protester is in a drug cartel and the gangmembers think every cop is a Nazi.

      Cops and people who protest in the street are all low IQ individuals.

      Nobody with a brain is going to the mall anytime soon.

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      • ericbakerbruce
        ericbakerbruce

        Admit it peaches. You’ll be at the mall soon to purchase your underwear at Forever 21.

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        • peaches

          There is nothing for real men at the mall besides those bangin ass pretzels

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  7. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Don’t waste your time on nonlethal weapons. Half those stun guns carry the same harsh penalties if you discharge on another person with none of the stopping power. And it’s hard to argue coherently to a judge that you were scared enough to shoot them if you felt safe enough to risk keeping them alive.

    If you’re scared enough to shoot, shoot to kill.

    It will make the situation much safer and the investigation won’t be messy with all those other viewpoints contradicting you anyway.

    Rifles are best for people with aim. Shot guns for people without aim.

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