We don’t care much for Russia anymore, or ever have. As far as the United States popular opinion is concerned, all of Russia can go extinct, the way the Mongols intended, and we wouldn’t bat an eye. Xenophobia is bad, really bad, with exception to the villains living in Mother Russia. It’s open season on them, all the time, without pause.
Let’s take a look at their currency today.
Oh they suck. It must be really hard for them to buy bread, or milk. Not our problem, right? That’s what you get for hacking into John Podesta’s email box — famine.
Moving on to our good friends down in Mexico. I love everything about them: Chipotle, avocados, and drugs. They import the best fucking fentanyl in the world and even better: cocaine. Man is that stuff good. Plus, they’re providing pharmaceutical jobs across the United States, especially in urban centers — keeping the streets live and vibrant, prisons bustling with new members, and gangs are unified more than ever. The NRA is a BIG FAN of Mexico and you should be too.
Unfortunately, their currency is getting whacked today and millions of people down in Mexico City are having a difficult time buying their morning glass of cocaine.
Last but not least are the job stealers in India. Thanks to the wonderful H1B visa program, we’re able to extract the very best from India — the good bloodlines who are intelligent and honorable. We leave behind the hair thieves and street shitters; but the Rupee hits them all the same. Logically, the nation of India cannot continue to rape itself in such a manner — permitting their future to come to America and work in tech to build our country and make it great again. Eventually, THIS WILL HAPPEN.
It’s a slow burn to hell for citizens of Mumbai. The Rupee is at record lows and there is nothing to be done about it. Simple as that. King Dollar reigns supreme throughout the world. We are waging war on numerous fronts, winning all the time — causing people to turn to cannibalism for sustenance. Frankly, I hear human leg is a delicious meal. You can nibble on the grizzle of the ankle and really get to enjoy it.
Aside from Turkey, there are other nations to keep track of, in this new and exciting narrative of currency wars. Be grateful you live here and do not have to get smoked out by US malevolence. You can, instead, enjoy the beachside over a few cocktails, as Russians lose their entire savings and all of Mexico goes without their daily glasses of cocaine.
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