iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YOU CANNOT STOP MY $DRIP

I just spilled an absurd amount of coffee on myself. I usually fill up my cup to the very top and then attempt to walk it to wherever the fuck I am sitting. Without fail, I spill it on myself or the floor every single time.

Speaking of repeatable events, how about that oil? You might want to think twice about buying dips in crude, especially with HYG tanking on a daily basis. We’ve now moved from ‘oil is fucked up’ to ‘oh shit, the entire sector is going to get ass-raped whenever they refinance their debt.’

Ten motherfucking candles in a row. You hear me you fucking faggots? Good.

Where does it end? No one knows. The trade is working, inexorably, and my basis is from $14.28. While this rally is needed and wanted, it cannot last with WTI tanking like this. Use this respite, this small oasis in a sea of dry sand, to raise cash.

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5 comments

  1. acehood

    Anyone long GE?

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  2. roundwego

    It’s headed to 40. Weekly charts are clear.

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  3. Lyndon Keltner

    I never quite get your penchant for Rozay; and I hope you reference him only ironically/sarcastically.

    His music is… aiight but far from outstanding.

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