FANG BANGING — 3X, FUCK CRAMER, BARRELING ON FIRE INTO THE CLOSE

I don’t give a fuck.

Bought 3x FANG ETF, FNGU — because we’re heading higher tomorrow. I bet my balls on it. Stocks closed at the highs. White candles everywhere. Cramer is an absolute faggot, absolutely. Let them come — we will cut off their heads and play football with them.

Top picks: FAS, TNA, FNGU

Get in Exodus and invest in your future, you miserly fucks.

Best way to play short term pivot points is 3x ETFs. Correct? Why bother buying 10 stocks when you can buy a few 3x ETFs, which gives you exposure without non-systematic risk?

I own FAS, TNA, and TMF — the latter being defensive The first two provides me with 60% exposure to stocks with only allocating 20% of my assets. I remain, inexorably, cash rich at 65%. I find today’s action to be constructive and will add to my longs if we head higher tomorrow. I also believe leveraged ETFs were created for markets such as this — being able to allocate quickly is paramount when trying to time a bottom.

What if we sell off today?

Dreadful.

Suppose we give it all back tomorrow?

Even worse.

My best guess is for a continued rally into Friday and then a fade next week — heading into the Fed meeting.

This is making rounds today. Frankly, I don’t even know what to think about it. Their case: GDP to plunge from 4% to 1% and earnings growth from +20% to +4%.

Holy shit.

And then this troll says EM is preferred. I heard this nonsense just before the 2008 market collapse — fuckheads thinking the US would drop but China rise. WRONG.

ZH has the full rundown. Here are some highlights.

Macro turning points: The world still faces slower growth, higher inflation and tighter policy. But 2019 should see a turning point in this narrative, specifically in US growth, inflation and policy relative to the rest of the world.
Market reversals: Turning point in macro coupled with extreme pricing means we expect: 1) US and European yields to converge. 2) USD to make a cyclical peak. 3) EM assets to outperform. 4) US equities and high yield to underperform. 5) Value to outperform growth.

Where we differ: We think our calls for USD weakness, UST outperformance, US equity underperformance, value > growth and EM vs. US credit are non-consensus, materially different from market pricing, or both.
Strategy implications: We remain neutral equities (+0%), underweight credit (-5%), neutral government bonds (+1%) and overweight cash (+4%). Within this defensive posture, we are taking larger relative positions, and adding to EM.
While the note is quite bearish on the US, where growth is seen slowing to an annualized rate of just 1% by the third quarter of 2019, it is also a glowing praise of stocks outside the U.S. which the bank expects to do better than their American peers.

In a nutshell the bank’s 2019 global macro outlook is that this will be a year in which EMs “retake the lead” as a result of:

Global growth slows towards trend
US/DMs slow
Fed pauses/dollar weakens
China easing works
Growth differentials move in EMs’ favour

One thing of note is Morgan’s belief the Fed will pause and cause the dollar to decline. This is nonsensical rubbish. The Fed will pause and markets will drop, if the economy slow. But the dollar will not drop. The dollar is a safe haven and will increase in value, providing global markets weaken. I know this is the opposite of what this fucker is saying but I really don’t know what the fuck he’s smoking. If US markets get smoked, EM will get smoked even more. Their economies are weak and fragile, just like this guy’s jaw.

Look at his absurd dollar forecast.

Enough is enough. Cramer was very busy fear mongering this morning and I can only take so much of this horseshit. The banks are the most oversold in many, many years.

We’ve got white candles now and those fuckers often lead to higher prices.

Who’s to say markets won’t sell off later on today or maybe tomorrow? Right?

That’s how losers think. I’ve got a god damned plan and I’m willing to see it through.  This is a 10% position.

I noted over the weekend the stocks down massively from the highs. Here’s what’s working now.

These stocks are mostly defensive and not what you’d like to see on the 52 week high list.

CLX, UAL, O, AZO, COL, HRL, UDR, HCP, EQR, ESS, UHS, AVB, WELL, PLD.

And here are the only industries higher over the past 3 months.

Morgan Stanley is out with a bearish note on stocks today.

Cramer just tweeted this.

“Talk about classic bear market behavior,” Cramer said in a tweet. “We crater all week and then we open up huge on nothing, but because we are so oversold it is hard to let things go.”

I’d embed the damned thing — but he blocked me about a decade ago. I must’ve made fun of his bald head back then. Now that I’m bald and odious too, just like him, perhaps he’ll soon release me from his prison and permit my pursuing of his content.

It’s true what he says, bear market gap ups and all. The best rallies are often in bear markets and they come out of nowhere, very hard to catch, impossible to buy. Case in point: you buy the open or the close today, hoping for continuation, and get fucking poleaxed into the street. The best play, if this is a bear market, would be to sell the opening rip and get short at 3:30pm, or even sooner. The risk, of course, is an extended run. I just completed some research about this — which I will share with members of The Capstone Programme — which will be launching this week — highlighting the instances when markets plunged by 5% or more in a single month and what to expect afterwards. You’d be surprised by the results.

What is The Capstone Programme?

An achievement in finance that will make you a better god damned trader/investor — 1 on 1 conference calls with yours truly covering a range of topics tailor made to educate and mentor you as needed.

Here is the relevant headline:

Overall Cyber Monday shopping is expected to grow 18% YoY to $7.8 billion

Nasdaq futures are +100. I suspect the TNA that I bought last week will swing into profit today. My play is to monitor the action and resist the temptation to buy more up until the end of the day, at which point I will then decide whether to sell TNA or add another 30-40% in long exposure. Today could very possibly be a short term bottom, or a head-fake. My gut says to get long. But we’ll see.

Some of you derive from good stock and, amazingly, have a concentrated strain of stupidity in your DNA. Just because stocks are lower and people are saddened by their portfolios doesn’t mean they’re bound to head higher now. What is with your obsession to “fucking nail the bottom?” Are you fucking stupid or just retarded?

Why don’t you wait it out and grab the fat fucking middle.

Right now we only know about China and we know about Trump and slowing economies around the world, and caravans en route to Texas. But why the hell is WTI acting so bitcoin now and where is the respite for stocks this holiday season? All of these things are important questions and often times you’ll only find out after the fact.

As stocks sour and the mood darkens, things will begin to happen. A negative feedback loop will affect consumer confidence and in turn hurt business and eventually growth. I’ve seen this a thousand times before, as I am an ancient relic of immortal qualities. The auto-catalyst is upon you and all those angling to catch bottoms will be tossed into the empty vortex of blackness for all eternity.

Happy Sunday!

BEAR MARKET TRADING. YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TICK TOCK.

Stocks with market caps over $10b, absolutely fucking REKT. Percent from 52 week high.

TTM -62%
JD -61%
GE -60%
PCG -57%
WDC -55%
DB -54%
NVDA -49%
CTRP -49%
WYNN -47%
DBX -47%
HAL -46%
FCX -46%
ALGN -44%
SCCO -43%
EA -43%
AMAT -43%
SLB -42%
MU -41%
CS -41%
AMD -40%
LFC -40%
LEN -40%
FB -40%
EBAY -39%

Great fucking market you have there. I can go on and on. In all, more than $5 trillion in market cap has been shed since the top in stocks with market caps over $10b. FUCKERS.

Good afternoon lads. I report to you in a highly hungover demeanor. I drank copious amounts of gin last night and even skipped dinner. After cooking all day long, greeting guests, and scrambling to serve everything warm and fresh, I became disgusted by the food and instead chose a liquid Thanksgiving. Using my homemade grenadine, I drank some Jack Rose cocktails, then switched to East Sides, a few Dirty Martinis, 20th Centuries, and to top off the night — I imbibed myself with lots of Mojitos. When I ran out of limes, I switched to lemon and it went down just fine — mostly because everyone was too drunk to notice the difference.

When I woke up, around 12pm, I looked at the markets and didn’t give a shit. I saw them diving and my TMF position was doing good, TNA a little bad — but my Quant was unchanged, which makes me better than you and you know it. It must be an amazing experience for you to read this here blog, knowing full well that the author is a man of distinguishable qualities, circumstance, and grace.

For those out in the malls today, pondering over what to get family members for Xmas this year, might I interest you in two wonderfully written books by yours truly? After reading them, you would’ve expanded your vocabulary and gone thru the emotional tumult of stock market ebullience and horror.

I suspect markets will dive lower on Monday and you’ll be panicked to the point of irrationality soon. Margin calls are piling up and the average investor is getting rinsed. Don’t get rinsed — read Le Fly and learn about his space alien magician ways. I’ve navigated this tape better than most, not by my stock picks, which admittedly have been pedestrian, but by my position sizing and proclivity to raise cash and cut losses quickly. There’s a reason why I’ve been able to last in this market for so long, both personally and professionally. Live to fight another day should always be the central focus of any trader. If you’re attempting to make 100% off this decline, hoping to catch the upside, you’re probably gonna fail and wipe yourselves out clean.

Off to drink a pot of coffee.