I spend a lot of time hating on John Legere. He’s the only CEO in America that I truly despise. I have google alerts set up to inform me of his death and I am always interested in bad news pertaining to his stock, TMUS. Sadly, his fucking stock only goes up — because of his deal with the devil.
John Legere, The Devil
Before becoming a rock star telecommunications mogul and Bam Margera look alike — John wanted to be a fucking gym teacher. But instead of doing all of that, he decided to get a proper education and then toil at the AT&T plantation for twenty years, eventually sashaying his way into the CEO position of Global Crossing — where he partook in all sorts of shenanigans, including the bankruptcy and collapse of the company.
Bam Margera
John didn’t always look like Bam Margera. As a matter of fact, before he started wearing pink shirts and cool leather jackets — he was a greasy looking executive — firing employees, increasing his net worth via nefarious means.
John Margera Legere before the cool jacket
Now John is acquiring Sprint for $26 billion. I have no idea how this man continues to get away with his dealings in the business world — but he just keeps bouncing from one giant net worth expansion to the next. I imagine he’ll be firing a bunch of people after the acquisition is complete, in order to increase margins and his compensation package, all the while donning retarded pink T Mobile garb — making believe he is one of us.
Look at me Bro, I’m just like you
Once the Sprint deal is completed, John will be in charge of 127 million customers, a fiendish, devilish man, in charge of that many lives is something akin to a great danger to society — a menace that will eventually lead to ruin.
John Legere, cooking up his latest scheme
Ultimately, the deal will go through and John will be praised as the next Alexander Bell of telecom and “The Fly” will have to endure countless pics of John being featured with his soy boy mouth wide open poses, donning the footwear of a 10 year old girl.
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Never knew that acting totally gay can be so profitable. 😉
Maybe now my calls will quit dropping now that they have purchased more network capacity
Come on, Fly. This is almost as American dream of a story as it gets.
Yes, too many Americans making personal judgments on what is and not success. Failure is now defined as: One with whom we disagree or do not like their style or politics. Example #1: Zuckerberg
FUCK JOHN LEGERE
Sarc would be telling us what a Jew bastard this prick is with a link to HogueProphecy and Nazi symbolism.
European Style Socialist.
That’s clearly a book of devil spells he is reading, while pretending to smoke a pipe with nothing in it.
Wasn’t it just yesterday when US Congress legislated the breakup of AT&T into smaller regional telcos?
Now all these smaller players are merging back together into one big behemoth again…..
Kinda reminds me of that scene in T2: Judgement Day where Arnie blows up the T-1000 with nitrogen, but the thing just blobs itself back together again.
Just spent the day shooting my Dad’s brand new AR 15 at the range, right out of the box. We bought it at the gun store and he passed the background check “in record time,” because he is a very serious man.
That range had what you would expect. Fat white dudes in rubber boots and camouflage shooting very high powered rifles at 200 yard targets. There was also a group of 25 or so Chinese who had hired the club to provide them with an assortment of old wooden-stocked rifles for their event. These fucking Chinese were jumping and dancing around like faggots as they waited for their turn to shoot through the rain. Ching Ching Chong calm down and just point it down the range bro.
My Dad’s AR 15 is fucked but I like it. He thinks they get banned in WA State and I’m okay with that because I get to inherit his arsenal one of these days… Lord Have Mercy…
Meanwhile, what is Le Fly buying in the shitcoin space?
ELF
Nice
EOS is on fire I want some
He has always looked like Bam Margera
Regards
Chuck Bennett
The Hill just put this out. T-Mobile, Sprint announce plan to merge: http://thehill.com/node/385407