I hope you’re all enjoying your day, dressed like literal fags — decked out in the bright pastel colors of Easter. Men, unironically, prancing about in pink blouses, yellow pants, blue shoes — because when they were young they used to color hard boiled eggs those fanciful colors.
Last night you made believe you were a gigantic rabbit, breaking into your own house, leaving poison inside a basket for your children to eat. Like idiots, your children took the bait this morning and gave themselves cavities, and quite possibly diabetes.
After that, you pranced on over to the local church to pretend to believe in Easter — a day when Zombie Jesus came back from the dead to exact harsh revenge on his enemies. Then you did some stupid shit, like eating lunch at some church diner — sipped on some coffee and ate some toast, listening to fellow church goers talk trash about thy neighbors.
As you read this, especially if you’re Italian, dinner is about to be served. Who eats dinner at 2pm you ponder? Fucking Italians on a Sunday, especially on Easter Sunday — a day made for manicotti, stuffed shells with extra gravy (morons), fucked up pastry with hard boiled eggs embedded in them, anti-pasta — because fuck carbs.
After supper, the lot of you will sit down to watch the tube, drinking spirits, enjoying the banter between indecorous family members. In my opinion, this would be a good time to discuss your religion of atheism, one that eschews traditional beliefs, such as flying Gods and Zombie Jesus.
At any rate, I don’t want to get too heatheness on this holy day, since you never know. One day I might have to pay for these sins and I’d rather hedge my bets here and wish you all a happy easter, even though you look like ridiculous pastel colored jackasses.
Enjoy some 6ix9ine. Be sure to play this video for grandma.
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Happy Pagan Fertility Rite!
I just can’t pick which 6ix9ine track I like the best to play for grammy.
Is it Easter or April Fools Day? Whatever.
6ix9ine’s habit of ending every sentence with “blood” seems apropis today too.
China announced on this Holy Day a whole bunch of new tariffs on US goods. Happy Easter!
Fuck them, pistol to the mouth.
I want to short tree killers, $RYN is due
I bet you look really cute dressed in hot pinks and baby blues.
Fuck china and 69 I keep trying to tell you guys.
If nothing else today brings with it a message of rebirth. Die and be reborn Fly. Get out of jail free and stop being so gay guys
Great track. Merry Christmas all.
Nothing makes me happier than the continued crypto crash. Where are all you loud mouthed faggots who came here mocking stock traders?
Those rappers need meds long vrx p/e 2.33. “Zon Sub Prime” which wants to be a healtcare provider p/e is 254. Tell me what is fuct?
Yeah. Every “generation” needs there 69 fake thug life. That is the ticket. The Trannies are free. No one is doing this by design. Organic.
Yup, just like every generation needs their just-as-fake Cowboy lamenting about pick-up trucks and farms. Perspective.
Black monday