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Yahoo Eternally Beatdown in Recent Reuters Trust Poll

Imagine you’re Yahoo and no longer relevant. The last time you had an impact on social media was in 1997 when the Yahoo finance message boards were used, ferociously, to pump and dump penny stocks. Now imagine the largest social media company in the world got caught redhanded selling personal data of 50 million people for political purposes.

Now read about a poll done in Reuters that describes Yahoo as the second least trusted social media site online for no reason other than the fact that you’re Yahoo and people instinctively hate you.

According to that poll, people trust Amazon the most, followed by Google — which is a mistake, but whatever.

Plans for the day entail eating grotesque amounts of bloody steak with the fucking grizzle on it — a large jug of whiskey, and bountiful amounts of coffee, in between jugs of whiskey. I intend to watch the futures markets like a movie and will possibly pray for both carnage and mayhem.

In case you’re wondering, placing sugar inside your coffee does in fact make you an intolerable faggot. Coffee should only be consumed black, just like smoke.

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13 comments

  1. moosh

    What season of Vikings are you on?

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    • Dr. Fly

      I don’t like that show

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    • heckler

      Are there any good shows on right now? I’d like to know. I wonder if my local bar will be playing 60 Minutes tonight?

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      • Fidel Cash Grow

        What about The Last Kingdom?

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        • moosh

          Haven’t seen the last kingdom yet. It looks good. Vikings is okay, a bit soap operaee and gets old. The last one I really liked was a Fly rec, Godless. Before that I watched the night of, and dug it.

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    • cancel19

      That cool ass show died with Ragnar Lothbrok’s death.

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  2. it is showtime

    anyone taking bets on the PetroYuan tomorrow

    dollar death?
    deflation souffle?
    maniacal oil pricing?

    polish your gold bars

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  3. acehood

    You like 6ix9ine?

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    • Dr. Fly

      At first I hated 69, because of the rainbow shit. His music reminds me of Onyx, circa early 90s. He’s not nearly as dumb as people think. Aside from being immature and a degenerate, he’s a marketing genius.

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        He isn’t migger enough to be a marketing genius, given that the miggerness would be his niche.

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      • ferd

        “At first I hated 69 …His..”

        Try it with a female.

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  4. Lyndon Keltner

    Santorum: Kids should learn CPR instead of protesting

    One may argue that it is impossible to find a better douche to be the face of the Republican Party, in the absence of Trump.

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