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A Quick Update on My FRANKENFOOD Plays

Yesterday I was brimming with hubris, after achieving a former greatness that has been a common occurrence during the narrative of my life. By all definitions, I am an overachiever. During a different timeline, I should be shuffling chairs atop some luxury cruiser, mopping the floors for supreme assholes born into wealth. By the grace of divine right, like Mumarah, I’ve conjured up my ancient spirits and made a go out of my life — not accepting mediocrity in any form for as long as I’ve been alive.

As a young boy, Le Fly would swing from tree tops, like a chimp, tossing rocks down at the kids below. Sometimes other boys would squirrel up the tree in fast pursuit, which made me climb even higher. Often times I’d end up on the tippy top of said tree, swinging in a nest of weak twigs, drifting with the wind, much to the surprise of those in fast pursuit. As I got older, I began to fire people out of the tree, falling in most horrible ways — breaking faces and bones on the branches on the way down.

Today my Frankenfood plays were both dispatched and exposed, sacking me for 26% on my investment. Due to my elegant timing, I am still up on said positions and look forward to reengaging the market tomorrow with a full heart and a belly made from steaks.

My hedges are still in place, LABD and SOXS.

Always remember, “The Fly” wins all the time, even when he appears to be losing miserably.

Enjoy some Aaron Copland, a true American talent. This music should be played in your homes often and with pride. It is not for Non-Americans, so if you’re Russian scum (no xenophobia), please do not bother listening.

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14 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Perhaps it’s time not to keep winning while losing but winning while consecrating cases of Château Lafite Rothschild and cuvée of Champagne Louis Roederer, Cristal that is, while using delivered LBMA yellow bars as doorstops.

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  2. halfbloodpope

    Fake news, there were no trees where you grew up.

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  3. it is showtime

    Carryover from russia

    You guys realize the hysteria and alarm is about election interference? From the democrat losing side? And Hillary herself… and the dnc, is responsible for probably the biggest interference in the election against Bernie?

    See how no one is thinking?
    [why arent they talking about the impropriety in the election process that occurred. if election interference is so “important”]

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    • s.k.

      Why do you always feel the need to point out the obvious like you’re some kind of enlightened individual?

      Everybody knows the market is influenced.

      We all know that Mueller is being driven by powerful liberal forces who want to distract people from the corruption in the Democratic Party.

      You don’t tell anyone anything they don’t know. Just FYI.

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      • bravo

        No kidding. Writes like a bot. Always pointing out the obvious. The ultimate pseudo intellect.

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        • moosh

          Remarkably coherent when on the offense. [ use is good stuff]

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        • it is showtime

          I’d love to see a revealing analysis that shows my writing resembles a bot

          can you mentally hobbled people get any more mushy

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          • moosh

            Word up show. We are in a weird space. I have no idea what is going on.

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      • it is showtime

        Uh, because a lot of you, act (at any rate) as if you’re brainwashed

        your point is extremely unfounded because if these things are obvious, which in part they are, why is no one processing them in their arguments
        if more people were saying “hey why the fuck arent you talking about the other election interference that occurred” it would be more clear

        That The Fucking Russian Thing Is A Psyop
        (containing approx. 20% truth as a standard)

        You are an extremely myopic dope, If you can’t see the enlightening purpose my input here provides, (To the some of the ditzy twats that pop up and expound here)

        Fuck off you lose

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        • s.k.

          Democratic interference in the primaries and election has been talked about incessantly here. The Mueller investigation as well. You’re a fucking nut job.

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          • it is showtime

            I realize you’re preening with snobby bravado.

            Coherent point-by-point logical arguments are not brought up here, in the manner I do, topics I do, or broadly speaking, elsewhere.

            How you could be So-Mindless to suggest since the topics have been brought up before, bringing them up in the context of current-news-headline-insanity, couldn’t elucidate truth or Bring more-exact context to them

            Is where you become a cretin

            [lol im the exact opposite definition of a nut job, how stupid does it get lol]

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  4. moosh

    Damn Fly, raining down rocks from a tree? I had my own tree back in the day – where I could climb in seconds, set off bottle rockets at foes and then take naps unnoticed.

    Speeking of seeds, just started growing some broccoli sprouts, watercress next. Super good for you.

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  5. eagle66

    Thanks for Copland this eve Fly – I needed that.

    S.

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  6. numbersgame

    So concerning Cramer and his picks, it was discovered (a while back, so don’t know if it still holds true) that you could make a lot of profit from his picks – if you shorted them 2-days later. Basically, intentional or not, his picks were pump-and-dump.

    So now we look at FLy, who gets 25M youtube hits. I suppose the blog is quite popular as well. So what would happen to a stock with a $25M market cap and typical Money Flow of around $600k when an influential blogger mentions it?

    As a trade, it would be hard for Fly to lose on a stock this small, but we’ll see how it does in two weeks when the volume and hype dies and price discovery sets in.

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