Take a Look at My Chart, Fucked Face

That was a very rude title and I really shouldn’t be writing stuff like that, if my intention is to break through to larger audiences. After all, I’ve been stuck with you assholes since 2007 and that’s worked wonders for me. Yes?

I’ve lost nearly all of my hair. I quit my money management profession that made me millions. And now I blog like Sean Hannity at night because I want to be an American super hero, defeating one libtard at a time. Fucking wonders.

Alas, I still have Exodus. You little shits haven’t taken that away from me yet and it’s still winning.

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Good day.

Like I said yesterday, these people are idiots. Here’s Marco Rubio looking like an ape when confronted by a reporter who redpilled him on VPNs.

Here's Marco Rubio, who claimed that Russia attempted to hack his former staff yesterday having his mind blown that VPNs exist pic.twitter.com/ggGisnqcfK

— Cassandra Fairbanks (@CassandraRules) March 30, 2017

Jesus fucking Christ.

After sleeping on the Flynn news, I think Cernovich is right. The Flynn request for immunity is fake news, in the sense that it’s normal operating procedures for an attorney to request it, given that he is not being compelled to offer testimony.

The President confirmed my suspcions this morning.

Mike Flynn should ask for immunity in that this is a witch hunt (excuse for big election loss), by media & Dems, of historic proportion!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 31, 2017

I’m very sorry for my libtarded friends this morning, as I know you were absolutely sure you had Trump by the short hairs last night. The lot of you probably did a full needles worth of heroin and had sex changes, to celebrate the news.

But it’s more nothing.

My condolences.

I think it’s pretty clear what we’re dealing with here — people disconnected from reality, chasing phantoms in order to start war. The wars of the past 16 years have been too small. The globalist deep staters want total war. They’d like nothing more than to send your sons and daughters to die in a Russian offensive, all because Wikileaks released John Podesta’s emails during the second failed Presidential run for Hillary Clinton.

Amidst news that Mike Flynn is requesting immunity in exchange for his testimony, regarding this Russian business, Florida’s establishment shill, Marco Rubio, revealed tonight that he was, in fact, targeted twice by Russian hackers during the election.

Did he proffer any evidence to back up said claims? Of course not.

Source: USAtoday

“Russia’s overt media outlets and covert trolls sought to sideline opponents on both sides of the political spectrum with adversarial views toward the Kremlin,” Clint Watts, a senior fellow with the Foreign Policy Research Institute Program on National Security at George Washington University, told the panel.

“They were in full swing during both the Republican and Democratic primary season and may have helped sink the hopes of candidates more hostile to Russian interests long before the field narrowed,” Watts continued. “Senator Rubio, in my opinion, you anecdotally suffered from these efforts.”

Rubio abandoned his presidential run in March after losing the Florida primary to Trump. In June, he reversed his pledge not to run for a second term on Capitol Hill.

Then, “in July of 2016, shortly after I announced that I would seek re-election to the United States Senate, former members of my presidential campaign team who had access to the internal information of my presidential campaign were targeted by IP addresses with an unknown location within Russia,” Rubio said at Thursday’s Intelligence hearing. “That effort was unsuccessful.”

The Florida senator went on to say that at 10:45 a.m. Wednesday, a second attempt to hack those former presidential campaign staffers was also made.

“That effort was also unsuccessful,” he told the committee.

Rubio’s office said they would have no comment beyond the senator’s remarks.

Using this logic, any person inside Russia trying to hack into Marco Rubio’s idiot campaign is a tool of Vladimir Putin. If I hacked into a Russian website today, that website, using the same logic, could accuse the entire United States and Trump for the hack.

This sad low level retard thinking is designed to appeal to people with a confirmation bias. Any person with an IQ above 70 can see through this it.

Alas, what the fuck is going on here?

There is some confusion about whether the Wall Street Journal published more fake news when they claimed Mike Flynn requested immunity. The spokesman for Chairman Nunes of the House Intelligence Committee said Flynn has not requested an immunity deal.

Jack Langer, Spox for Chmn Nunes at House Intel: “No, Michael Flynn has not offered to testify to HPSCI in exchange for immunity.”

— John R Parkinson (@jparkABC) March 30, 2017

However, if you juxtapose that statement against what Flynn’s attorney just issued, confusion arises.

Statement by General Flynn's attorney pic.twitter.com/ptNcpkoJ57

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) March 31, 2017

In it, he clearly stated: “No reasonable person, who has the benefit of advice from counsel, would submit to questioning in such a highly publicized, with hunt environment without assurances against unfair prosecution.”

What the fuck does that mean in plain english?

Immunity deal.

Lou Dobbs disagrees.

More Fake news from Wall Street Journal on Mike Flynn, Lou Dobbs "Flynn IS NOT asking for immunity" #Maga pic.twitter.com/oeQyLMRCmA

— Immigrants?4?Trump (@immigrant4trump) March 31, 2017

Come on. Read the god damned statement.

***UPDATE*** Flynn’s attorney issues a statement.

Statement by General Flynn's attorney pic.twitter.com/ptNcpkoJ57

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) March 31, 2017

The Wall Street Journal is reporting Former National Security Advisor, Mike Flynn, offered to testify on possible Russian-Trump ties in exchange for immunity.

The obvious question is, what in the world would Flynn need immunity for?

In honor of the Mike Flynn news, it's time to repost the leaked White House microwave oven surveillance tapes pic.twitter.com/Xcmf2Xrfxn

— Maltaplication (@Maltaplication) March 30, 2017

This comes to mind.

We've come full circle, haven't we? Flynn has gone from 'lock her up' to an immunity deal in less than a year. pic.twitter.com/ggXC7JqXax

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) March 30, 2017

Rick Wilson rejoices.

BTW…I *told* you Flynn would flip first.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 30, 2017

Chris Matthews

… senate intel vice chairman @markwarner reacts to reports mike flynn is asking for immunity for his testimony. pic.twitter.com/cZQh9ODfn7

— fake nick ramsey (@nick_ramsey) March 30, 2017

The head of the EU Commission, Juncker, is seething mad over BREXIT and called out President Trump for supporting it and other states removing themselves from EU tyranny.

Clownishly, Juncker said that if President Trump doesn’t stop supporting freedom from the EU, he would start supporting independence for “Austin, Texas, and Ohio of all places. Is this man a fucking moron, or simply ignorant to distinguish the difference between trying to foment secession and civil war in America and EU member states, who are sovereign, simply removing themselves from an economic and political bloc?

“Brexit isn’t the end. A lot of people would like it that way, even people on another continent where the newly elected US President was happy that the Brexit was taking place and has asked other countries to do the same.

“If he goes on like that I am going to promote the independence of Ohio and Austin, Texas in the US.”

When do we get to destroy Germany for the 3rd time over the past century?

Gizmodo did some digging into comments by James Comey, who said he had secret Instagram and Twitter accounts, with great success.

The writer, Ashley Feinberg, surmised that his Twitter account had to be @projectexile7.

Project Exile happens to be a federal program that James Comey helped develop when he was a U.S. attorney living in Richmond. And then, of course, there are the follows.

ProjectExile7 follows 27 other accounts, the majority of which are either reporters, news outlets, or official government and law enforcement accounts. The New York Times’ Adam Goldman and David Sanger and the Washington Post’s Ellen Nakashima and David Ignatius, all of whom have been aggressively covering the FBI investigation into Trump’s contacts with Russian agents, made the list, as did Wittes and former Bush Administration colleague Jack Goldsmith. Donald Trump is on there, too, but @projectexile7 seems to have begun following him relatively recently (its first follow was @nytimes).

There are two outliers: William & Mary News (where Comey attended undergrad) and our colleagues at The Onion (everyone deserves to have fun).

Let’s assume Ms. Feinberg nailed Comey and his secret Twitter account. What can we learn from his activity? He hasn’t tweeted, so there’s nothing to judge there. His list of follows, as mentioned above, includes both media and political accounts. He follows a sundry of law enforcement accounts, such as the CIA, NYPD Counter-terrorism, Office of the DNI, FBI NY,  elitist publication The Atlantic, and main stream publications like Washpo, NY Times and Politico.

Of the 39 articles he ‘liked’, 8 were about him. Here are some other noteworthy ones.

Pedo-related

Republican Scott Walker attacking MUH college professors

Pro-Kasich article

He doesn’t follow Breitbart, but liked this anyway. Perhaps he was amused by it?

He liked a marxist propaganda piece by Washpo.

EPA shilling.

Russian conspiracies.

Our FBI director gets all of his news from main stream media fake news outlets and seems to favor a lot of liberal shilling in his twitter feed. Is it something? Probably not. But it’s interesting to see how self-absorbed he is with the way media perceives him — with 20% of his ‘likes’ being articles that talked about him.

Thanks to a blistering GDP report, which showed the US economy roared ahead by 2.1% for the fourth quarter, compared to the estimated 1.9%, bank stocks have exploded to the upside — causing many C-level executives to dance inside of their offices, whilst puffing on big fat cigars and gargling on some single malt scotch neat.

Courtesy of Exodus:
Regional Pacific +3.55%
Regional Southeast +3.5%
Regional Southwest +3.4%
Regional Midwest +2.9%
Regional Midatlantic +2.8%

In addition to a roaring economy, and I say this to you in my best midatlantic accent, the parties inside of our beloved C-levels executives offices are about to become more perverse, more grandiose — as the odious blight that is Dodd-Frank gets rolled the fuck back.

Guardian reports:

Donald Trump moved to roll back the financial regulations brought in after the last financial crisis on Friday, directing a review of the Dodd-Frank Act, which was enacted to ensure there would never be another 2008-style meltdown.

The US president said his latest executive order was necessary because the regulations were too onerous on business and hurting the economy. But the move was largely symbolic – only Congress can rewrite the legislation.

A second directive is expected to halt the implementation of an Obama-era rule that would have required brokers to act in a client’s best interest when providing retirement advice, rather than seek the highest profits for themselves.

“We desperately need to overhaul how we approach financial regulation,” said the White House press secretary, Sean Spicer. He said Dodd-Frank was a “disastrous policy” that was “crippling” the US economy.

The treasury secretary has 120 days to consult with the Financial Stability Oversight Council, established by the Dodd-Frank Act to look out for excessive risks to the US financial system, and report back on whether it was meeting Trump’s “core principles” for financial regulation. These include preventing taxpayer-funded bailouts; fostering economic growth; enabling US companies to be competitive with foreign firms in domestic and foreign markets; and advancing American interests in international financial regulatory negotiations and meetings.

Before signing the order, Trump met with his business advisory panel, which includes 18 executives from large US companies including GE, Citigroup, General Motors, Tesla and Disney.

“We expect to be cutting a lot out of Dodd-Frank, because frankly I have so many people, friends of mine, that have nice businesses and they can’t borrow money … They just can’t get any money because the banks just won’t let them borrow because of the rules and regulations in Dodd-Frank. So we’ll be talking about that in terms of the banking industry,” Trump said.

The president was backed by Gary Cohn, director of the national economic council and a former Goldman Sachs banker. “Americans are going to have better choices and Americans are going to have better products because we’re not going to burden the banks with literally hundreds of billions of dollars of regulatory costs every year,” Cohn said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal.

It’s not normal to see banks up 3.5% on any given day. 2-10 year treasury spreads widened a bit today to 113bps.

I used to like listening to Rogers talk shit. He’s never happy about anything. I doubt his sandwiches are every made to his satisfaction and probably gets mad while drinking lemonade. But as the years pile on and his bitterness takes on a mechanized moroseness, I find myself feeling sorry for the old bow tie.

After all, he’s was the brains behind George Soros and look at how well George has done without him, literally ruling the world. And what has Jim done with his life since then?

He’s managed to leave America to live in Singapore so that his kids could learn to speak mandarin and he wastes away talking to meaningless people in the media about how awful the Federal Reserve is — borrowing from the same script for over a decade now.

MUST WATCH! ?

The Fed is "going to ruin us all," veteran investor Jim Rogers says… ?pic.twitter.com/5qThxFty9E

— NIRP Umbrella (@NIRPUmbrella) March 29, 2017

SAD!