I think I speak for everyone in the comments section and America when I say ‘please, Mother Market, crash this fucking bastard through the floorboards.’ Although I voted for Trump, mostly for the laughs, it’s ILLEGAL and against the superstitions that built Wall Street to brag about market returns, claiming they are a result of you. What I mean by that, plainly, is that Trump has done literally nothing to help markets. They just go up freely because that’s what they like to do.
Since 2009, under the evil Obama, stocks have catapulted higher, bringing forth a perverted version of finance — one that is recalcitrant in the idea that pullbacks are unacceptable and that all should partake in this great splendor that is modern day finance. It is a fucking abomination and should be stricken from the earth, cast down into the vulgarities of hell.
We want stocks lower — because we love America. We love America, because we hate everyone else. We hate everyone else, because we’re smart and it’s hard not to. Being happy and dumb are two of the most wonderful gifts a person could have — living out rote lives as a public servant or lawyer. To have self-awareness and a high degree of intelligence is a god damned curse. Sometimes I wish I could lower my IQ and stop the madness. I was much happier when I didn’t know — but you can’t unlearn certain indelible truths, can you?
So, we toil on against the current, hoping for our boats to crash against a wave that sinks us for good. It will be my honor to preside over this great masterful vessel as it descends into the dark abyss, joining the Octopi in a ceaseless peace.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter