My vegan lifestyle continues, slowly but steadily deprecating my bodily form of its muscles and vitality.
At the moment, I am eating a bagel as big as my head, topped off with some non-GMO margarine (essentially plastic) and some chives. My coffee isn’t exactly black, but it is without sugar. Over at Trader Joe’s, I discovered a coconut creme that pleases me. I don’t use it for the flavor, but to reduce the temperature and give it a better texture (wink, wink).
Last night’s dinner consisted of a bowl of lentil soup and carrots. Maybe tonight I’ll eat a few potatoes and some salad.
Truth be told, I do eat some fish, so I am not exactly a vegan. I’m more of a vegetarian and pride myself on looking into a deep bowl filled with bacon and declaring out loud for the rest of my non-vegan household to hear: “I shall never again eat this disgusting form of meat.”
Maybe I’m bored. Or, maybe I don’t want to eat hammed burgers for the rest of my life — like the lot of you disgusting pigs.
Moving on, I bought a little AAOI today and have been listening to the sweet sounds of a FUCKING VACUUM in my ears for the past two hours. For some reason, when the cleaning ladies come to do their job here, they keep the FUCKING VACUUM on the whole time. They’re probably using it as a ploy to distract me as they steal my jewelry.
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