So what do you faggots have planned for the day? Let me guess, chaotic drinking around hot coals and meat? How unique. I am sure our forefathers are proud, peering down on you lazy cookie eating booze hounds.
It seems the news flow is incredibly slow the past few days. Even the leakers take vacations and the world slows down for a few glorious days, as America celebrates her independence from the evil English.
If any of you are in the market for a new teevee show, I highly recommend the patriotic AMC show ‘Turn’, detailing the spy ring in and around NYC, which helped George Washington and his band of amateur marksmen beat the shit out of the best army in the world.
As for me, I’ll be grilling all day, perhaps drinking a quality beverage or two, and then lighting some illegal firecrackers in the backyard. Very unique.
Fourth of July aside, what do you men of leisure have planned for the summer? Any exotic destinations or perhaps a nomadic road trip or two? I, myself, am planning a road trip up into the northeast corridor of the United Steaks and would be glad to drive you off the road, if given the chance. Inside the confines of the United States, there aren’t many honorable vacation destinations anymore. The west is littered with a Sodom and Gomorra type degeneracy. The south is too damned hot, filled with insects and red necks. The midwest is, well, the midwest — leaving only the genteel north as a place a person of substance and importance might unwind for a week or two, surrounded by the water and regality of historic monuments defining America’s greatness. None of that exists out west, a place populated by criminals and mountebanks, wholly interested in escaping the arm of the law or hitting pay dirt amidst the scoundrels in the fields digging for treasure.
Try not to blow your fingers off this 4th of Joolie. Godspeed.
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Just finished binge watching The Fall on Netflix. I swear overseas films are light years ahead of American trash. The supporting cast was awesome and Gillian Anderson is a stunning 48 year old goddess.
I agree 100% on your foreign film comment. Thoughtful stories woven into moving pictures.
America has great classic films. If you like foreign, go check some the old Renoir films. Fantastic
Nothing about the apple flash crash….
someone verify the ask for me, we might be looking at a steal
Nothingburger. Bad info from the Nazdak
It was just John Podesta testing out his new more secure password, $123.45.
I got one of those infra- red oiless cookers a few years ago and like to pop a crazy ass non-thanksgiving injected styled turkey in it. Last year was bonnet jerk. This year is Thaied curry.
Smoking pork shoulders and pool party, followed by illegal fireworks. Family is headed to Seattle this weekend for a short trip to watch some Based Ball. Rather than one big vacation in the summer. We generally take a few short trips to get the fuck out of the heat.
Happy independence day all.
Just know the border is not marked, when and if you cross you will be apprehended. The authorities have been notified of your intentions here to forth.
Grilling grass fed organic beef hotted dogs while watching the Rays-Cubs on the TeeVee.
Then off to see fireworks at a small town down the road (2600 Mayberry like citizens).
In a couple weeks I too will be taking a road trip of some 2400 miles (hope I make it). The son is changing college coaching jobs and I will drive one of the cars. I will go old school and get a AAA trip tick (not the online one) as it will help keep me awake.
> I will go old school and get a AAA trip tick (not the online one)
OMG! Paper maps, I used to love looking through the Rand McNally road atlas as a kid, dreaming of what great America sights were beyond my town
Just banged, and before that she found a condom raper from two days back. Close call.
Grill is heating up , steaks , corn and a few more scoundrels will stop by with fireworks.
Regards
Chuck Bennet
Chuck Bennet for president
I fondly remember when Chuck Bennett posted several pictures of stray women, apparently in hotel rooms. The women had the deer in the headlights look. As I recall it was necessary for the pictures to be removed, in order to maintain the dignified propriety of the site.
Ha. Chuck will quit that shit, upon presidency.
Dr Fly. Banks, buy them right?
Fly you really need to sample the northern part of lower Michigan (land of the trolls) and the upper peninsula. Basically anything north of US10 is a completely different country than what many of the uninitiated imagine when they think of Michigan.
Pack the family up and fly into Traverse City. (Be aware that town is fag central for the state though…)
Rent some wheels and head north. The better half will empty your bank account whilst touring the trendy shops in Charlevoix and Petosky. Continue on over the Mighty Mac… makes Brooklyns bridge look like a pissant. Then make a circle tour of the U. P. Hitting the shores of Superior and then Lake Michigan. Tons to see and do up here.
Thank me later.
Who thinks of Michigan?
Pool, ribs and corn, hot fudge sundaes. Taking daughter to Grand Canyon, Sedona, Zion National Park in August. Happy 4th.
Oh. Yah. The food.
Bacon n blue burgers, baked beanage, fresh strawberry shortcake with home made whipped cream, iced tea brewed in the sun
I am soooo stuffed.
Heading to Corning in upstate NY from CT in my sports car to visit my brother, will be taking back roads the whole way. New York State has some crazy good roads if you know where to look.
frying some frog legs with garlic, fresh thyme and parsley.
Yes, had to clean up my act. Had some trouble when a high IQed girl found old Chucks name and located said photos. I was in a real pickle, however I used Jedi mind tricks and won the day after a few weeks.
Maybe my future son will make a time machine and fix my errors so I can run in 2024. Extra Baron / Bannon
Regards
Chuck Bennet
>>So what do you faggots have planned for the day?<<
FAGGOT!! Do i look like a fuckin' faggot?
yes
I’m headed to Europe this summer, but only to non-migrant-infested places.
That’s gonna be tough. Non- schengen area Europe is hard to find. Lol
Good luck
Regards
Chuck Bennett
Heading to Maine. Hoping for a glimpse of the horned puffin somewhere near Arcadia.
Other than clouds of reefer smoke, what’s wrong with Colorado and the Rockies? Estes Park has been my summer home, but I’m headed for Montana and Glacier National Park. Some libtard climate change enthusiasts claim the glaciers are disappearing. I thought I’d have a look-see and try not to get eaten by a grizzly bear.