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New Polls Suggest the People of the World Hate Trump — IMPEACH THE ORANGE ORB NOW!!!

Enough of this charade. The people of the world have spoken, and just 22% of asked by Pew Research have confidence in President Trump — down from Obama’s stellar 64%. More than that, the only two nations in the world where Trump was more popular than Obama was Russia (shocker!) and Israel.

Why doesn’t Trump move to Jerusalem and become President there? He seems to love that wall so much — plus he’d be closer to his friends in Russia.

He loves walls.

Our dear friend from MSNBC, the impartial Chris Mathews, weighs in on this new impeachable offense.

Let’s recap Trump’s crimes.

He worked with Russian hackers to access John Podesta’s email box, revealing the DNC to be the corrupt organization we’ve all grown to adore.
After becoming President, he took two scoops of iced cream, while everyone else took only one.
He fired Comey and called Flynn ‘a good guy.’ Clearly, collusion — execute all involved.
He obstructed justice by claiming to have tapes. He had zero tapes. Impeach now.
He didn’t enjoy a Ramadan dinner — something of a tradition in the White House.
He might get a chance to nominate a second supreme court justice.
He has yet to release his taxes.

This orange orangutan must leave the White House to make way for the whitest man to ever live — Mike Pence. He’s so white, his hair is white. His stance of electrocuting gays until they turn back to normal is somewhat alarming — but I feel we can work with him in making America somewhat good again.

This greatness business is arduous, hard work, and environmentally unfriendly.

For the sake of the people of the world, in spite of Russia and Israel, we must impeach Trump now.

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12 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Also,
    – Trump calls CNN, WashPoo, etc. fake news
    – Sends out twatts in middle of night w/o the demoncretins’ permission
    – Is disrespectful of Naycee Peelouzy, Schumer fake tears, etc.
    – and so on

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  2. ironbird

    Mathews looks like he lost another dildo up his ass. The Orange Orb is coming for you all. Live in fear Libtards. Live in terror.

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    • clock

      Yea, And the way those lips of his are hammering all the time; it looks like he likes to lose them somewhere else too.

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  3. NotGekko

    How dare he take two scoops

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  4. roundwego

    Hy is finaly rolling over. Crash this bitch

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  5. cancel19

    ROFLMAO Hillaryious! Good on Dr. Fly.

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  6. Cricket

    Russia + Israel? C’mon Matthews – sounds antisemitic to me. Where’s the ADL?

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  7. longview

    What, no commentary on POTUS having welcomed a paid, pro-Russia foreign agent as his campaign manager? Really?

    All the other conspiracy nonsense but not a peep on this?

    Was that just a false flag CIA operation to discredit POTUS?

    How much pizza does a guy have to eat to get on your bad side?

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  8. heaterman

    Here’s the thing though…
    While polls among the people of the world show disdain for the orange one, the last election showed the American people don’t care WTF the rest of the world thinks.
    Pretty simple.

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