Hamburger Time

Just like gold was for August and none of you morons followed suit, hamburgers are for September. Do you have the internal fortitude to step in, pal?

For me, buying SHAK at 15x sales is the equivalent to throwing bags of dollars into a flaming barrel of garbage. Therefore,  I am going to do exactly that.

I’ve come to grips with the fact that fighting valuation is sort of like an old man fighting the kerosene lamp, then electric, then the automobile, then the VCR and now SHAK at 15x sales.  Instead of fighting it, I will soon join the fray, delighted by the absurdity, bathing in the perverse nature of speculation.

My plan will be to buy SHAK every month for 12, sort of like my plan that went astray in HABT, only this time I will up the ante will call options.

Am I mad?

Positively.

Is the market a fun place to invest in these days?

No.

Will it come back to the grandeur we’ve once admired from afar, as small lads running about the prairies as the men from town bet on XYZ will all of the family fortune?

Never.

You’ll need to navigate the rocky waters and dodge harrowing and murderous roadblocks, in order to achieve success. I’ve deliberately reserved a GREAT WHORISH CASH horde for exactly this occasion. Why don’t you join me in this journey to greatness and quit playing about the Twitter all day like submental gobshites?

 

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