iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’M IN GOLD AND DRUGS

Towards the end of the day, I dipped into my fucking cash horde to buy EGO, ONCE and GG. Don’t you worry about Le Fly missing the fucking rally. I’m up 24% for the year, bitch.

The last time you lectured me about finance, I ended up sticking a rail spike through your dense heads. Slow your roll and be mindful of whom you’re offering advice to, space alien magician (SAM), geared up in an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC), vaporizing clowns with my homo-hammer (HH).

It was a constructive close. My goals are to fleece those betting against gold and steadily reduce my basis in ONCE, so that I can get–the fuck– out of it at a profit.

Ciao (the most annoying form of goodbye)

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9 comments

  1. vampyr

    How do you feel about “ciao” as “hello”?

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  2. tradercaddy

    In the words of Senator Blockhead a/k/a Jake Gint, “Buy SLW”.

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  3. badduck

    I recommend utility and bond funds.

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  4. muwarriors91

    Swami says the MMs reading your blog are going to purposely walk ONCE down so you can never break even Fly.

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  5. UncleBuccs

    I’d find myself a lot more fond of Mr. Ross if he smoked a pipe (tobacco).

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  6. it is showtime

    Even Gary Kaltbaum! (astonishment!) is saying (astonishment!) how clear the trickery is some days

    This message will self destruct in 5.55 seconds

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  7. zuulthezuul

    i’m mostly in quartz these days

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    • pyromonoxide

      haha, awesome! Isn’t helium a non-renewable resource? I’m surprised no one is hoarding it. Clowns maybe, damn clowns.

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  8. jahfari

    Top holdings: MWW, NUGT, GG, NVAX, DIS, GM, BMY.. in that order. Monster day.

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