iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THIRTY NASDAQS

Just when you thought there weren’t any NASDAQS left, thirty more make their way into the national treasury.

I don’t look at the news anymore. I don’t watch the teevee. I don’t even talk to people about stocks.

I just sit here and collect NASDAQS, regularly, because it’s what I was born to do.

News isn’t relevant. Global warming is stupid. Deficits bore me. GDP growth or lack thereof are merely news clippings floating away, like embers, from my flaming barrels of garbage. Nothing matters.

CHAMPAGNE CORKS firing off into your fucking faces tomorrow. All of that shit you sold this afternoon, small dicked scared of shadows trading theories, out the door with your careers.

I am leviathan and you are food.

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14 comments

  1. bruce keller

    Jinx of the millenium possibly! It is so close to ATH, but not yet, should have waited!

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    • bruce keller

      Like, at this juncture, it’s either rocket up or thunderfuck down, and frankly it could go either way, that’s why I’m straddling basically.

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      • mrprawn

        You are without balls friendo. Make a call and place your bet.

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        • Dr. Fly

          He’s a coward

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          • bruce keller

            They are all highly leveraged bets, sure most expire this week, some next, but in all, I will win, unless it completely flatlines. Call that cowardice if you want, I call it dinner and rent.

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          • UncleBuccs

            I call it fantastical ramblings from within the mental hospital.

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  2. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    I like the flair for the dramatic and the celebratory mood. You should probably get your shit kicked in and top the market with this post, but nah, probably not.

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    • Dr. Fly

      STFU

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      • Quality Control Inferno
        Quality Control Inferno

        Can you not take a compliment? I was admiring your give not a fuck attitude about “jinxes.”

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    • it is showtime

      Human failure to register boombust
      Everyone becomes:
      why is this happening, on bust arrival

      This is IT kids. This is the development
      of the next bust. Being celebrated.

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  3. bexpo

    I listened to your earlier post & took profits!
    Champagne corks already fired on my face today – grrr.
    So I dove into oil today.

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  4. badduck

    We have reached a permanently high pla·teau.

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  5. Trent J

    The Fly is a man among boys. Going about his binnis, banking fucking NASDAKKS all while blaring gangsta rap music, so damned loud his joints separate from the sheetrock.

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